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It's my birthday tomorrow!!!

My birthday is this week! 🎂🎉🍰 My Throne list is full!

Go spoil me like crazy!

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Last night at the Shipwrecks and Sirens party!

It's a good day to belong to me

New shots

Bite Night ended up being prettttty sexy

Yayyyy!!!! It was such a great evening! Can't wait to see you back again!

Ma'am....you are not helping...

Did you know that I collect crow pins? Added a handful of ones I have been saving to the board.

Mighty House Panthers

Just did the same to me too. All Cami bots.

Just watched a dude slam 4 drinks and dip on the bartenders at Molly Woo's where I was having lunch. Don't be a shithead like that dude. Pay your fucking tab and tip like a decent human being.

Groceries purchased for the cold snap. It's time for pot roast!

How my new year started.

'Bad Decisions'

a yellow bird with a flower on its head is standing in front of a tree ALT: a yellow bird with a flower on its head is standing in front of a tree

The fact that I keep binoculars next to my desk in my office seems creepy till you realize that I use them for birdwatching from my desk because I am a giant nerd.

Queen B's halftime show today was probably better than whatever they're going to do for the Superbowl this year. Netflix came out swinging. 🏈🏟

Merry Christmas from @dominasnow.com and I you filthy animals!

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In case someone wants to send me another Merry Christmas present....the Smith Clark cauldron is back in stock..

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Watching my crows enjoy their morning Christmas treat box of ham, raw bacon and cat food sardines along with their normal peanuts.

I got this today from a very dear friend. If you're not shibari tying your packages, up your game, because this was BEAUTIFUL.

And every single item in the bag was wrong....great.

Nothing like last minute delivery. 🥹 my mom's Christmas presents just got delivered thankfully.

Jokes on me this year. I get all dressed up and end up being sick for the holiday. Where's MY nurse?

Helooooooo Nurse

Lady at mall at Lego store: 'Look kids the Titanic.'
Me under my breath to myself: 'Fool. That's the Endurance.'

Listen. They need to come off. You don't need the anesthesia either....

Mr. Fembot is dead set on having a no-Amazon January. He worries a lot about his footprint and ethical consumption and excessive consumerism bothers him. I applaud his morals while I rip into another package every afternoon. I refuse to be depressed about it. However I will try my best for January.