Jurassic Parkour

What's so disturbing about the Kansas drivers license law is that you CAN'T flee -- they're making it impossible to leave for a blue state. The goal is to incarcerate people or make them detransition.

Garnet South Carolina Brea Beal basketball jersey folded beside a red team Canada Laeticia Amihere basketball jersey on a green background.

A black cat sitting on top of two basketball jerseys with paws outstretched looking up.

When you've got the hockey game at 8am and the basketball game at noon. 🍁🐔
...and a child who just wants to be included.

Lmaooo

Team canadas Marie Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey

WHATEVER HEATED RIVALRY WILL ALWAYS BE OURS

Thank you for everything, Marie-Philip Poulin 🫡

Fuck Britta Curl. All my homies hate Britta Curl.

Mark Carney not declaring today a mandatory paid day off for lesbians is homophobic.

She's a DesBeauty!

My poor neighbours hahahhaah

The O in "O'Neil" stands for OH MY GOD

Is Cassie Campbell hammered?

Dont forget to slam a shot of maple syrup for Marie-Philip Poulin.

Sports are inherently political and always have been so if you're blathering on about some "keep politics out of sports" shit I just know you think 2+2=ham.

The country that loves to start sporting events with a military colour guard or jet flyovers is blathering on about keeping politics out of sports again 🫠

Thank. God. #gamecocks #ncaawbb

Reba McEntire in a blue shirt eating a corn dog on a plane with an OOOOP sort of expression

Okay so like... if a clearly unwell person on the streetcar looks at you and says "your dad sucks cock, you should try it," is "well my dads dead. Do you want to meet him?" a fair response or...?

If the FAI won’t boycott then I hope the players will. Also curious to see if RTE or other broadcasters will show it; RTE considered Israel’s participation in Eurovision “unconscionable” after all. #FAI #NationsLeague #COYBIG

All I'm saying is if more speed skaters came out of roller derby...they'd be a lot better at dodging people falling. Skill issue.

You've got the US and then Dollar General Bargain Bin US with that Israel roster. Truly can't imagine gleefully signing up to represent a country commiting genocide when not even born there. Gross.

Kesha is coming back to Toronto this summer 🥰😭🥰😭🥰

Im sorry there were still people that didn't know Jelly Roll is a fucking loser? Good grief.

Fold in the cheese :(

Not to sound ungrateful, bc living somewhere artists consistently come to play rules but my children in Christ.. space out the tour announcements and ticket sales. EVERY WEEK MY WALLET AND I GOTTA FIGHT FOR OUR LIVES ON TICKETMASTER GOD DAMN.

Announce then release tickets a week later. I beg 😭

A great statement, but not a great messenger considering she helps fund terrorism against trans people.

Like...you can back up someone's good stance without lying about them.

People responding to the pic of Stewie holding up a piece of paper with ABOLISH ICE on it by saying "shes always on the right side of history..." Mind you she's got a fucking Harry Potter shoe collab 🤔

Rawdogging the streetcar ride without headphones. Clearly on my way to churn butter like ye olde days

There it is. He was a lawful gun owner with a permit to carry. They executed a man for exercising his 2nd amendment right.

Hundreds of people are walking towards the federal paramilitary who *just murdered a guy this morning* with their hands raised. The courage of people who live here is stunning.