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Chris Hepler, but a skeletal mesh

@theotherhepler.bsky.social

Former Mass Effect writer recently at Quintessence Games. Less frequently: short stories, novels, TTRPGs, comics, TV. Random jokester, distractible bother, compensates for morbid streak. Some political posts.

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I'm sorry to hear it. Glad you're safe on the ground.

01.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I make conversation with flight attendants sometimes to calm myself down a bit, and I always ask them what the worst flight they've ever been on is like. I've gotten "near Denver" a lot -- I think it's the cold air from one side of the mountains and warm on the other that creates turbulence.

01.11.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter tells me planes aren't brought down by turbulence unless there's something inherently wrong with the plane. I appreciate her saying it, but I've also been a flight with all the flight attendants in their jump seats and clear blue skies as we were batted around like a toy. (Near Denver.)

01.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

01.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2002    πŸ” 428    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 16

I keep meaning to find the story somewhere but I imagine they took a lot of liberties with it.

30.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My high school friends and I refer to it as β€œthe one with the Fabrege’ strap-on phallus used to violate still-clad virgins.”

30.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

30.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 41

Bunker in the woods is looking better and better all the time.

30.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mailers we get here in Cali do emphasize the temporary nature of it. Not sure I believe them, because as long as Texas has its redistricting, Cali will have an excuse to keep theirs. But that's a conversation for 2030 or so when the census revisits it all.

30.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've said this about writing and art -- the goal was not to replace writers and artists with AI, the result was either:

a) *threaten* to replace them with AI, and use that as leverage to be able to pay them less

b) replace them unsuccessfully and pay them less to fix the shit the AI barfed out

30.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 650    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

To be fair, that's not the only place she bites victims...

30.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person with blue paint on their face and teeth ALT: a close up of a person with blue paint on their face and teeth

Terrible movie I like anyway:
Lair of the White Worm

30.10.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight beautiful 😘revolution is tomorrow

30.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 908    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

An AI-driven mobile app which overrides hard documentary evidence to reach its own "definitive" conclusions of someone's citizenship sounds like an idea that didn't make it out of the Black Mirror writers room

30.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t a consumer boycott, where a business wants to get as menu consumers as possible and will pay attention to your demands if you hold back.

A politician doesn’t want as many votes as possible. They want 50% of the available votes plus one more. That’s it!

29.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1542    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 14
29.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think we should talk about climate change anymore, we should talk about kitchen-table issues. Like how climate change will destroy your kitchen table and everything else you have

28.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1291    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7
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Time Flies is a game that answers that question on everybody's mind:

"What if a fly had a bucket list?"

It's a deceptively smart and heartfelt game, experienced 60 seconds at a time.

Full video breakdown here ↓

28.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk's Grokipedia Pushes Far-Right Talking Points The new AI-powered Wikipedia competitor falsely claims that pornography worsened the AIDS epidemic and that social media may be fueling a rise in transgender people.

Musk effectively copied over all of Wikipedia and had Grok go over it to give it a far right bias in its framing in articles to turn it into a propaganda tool. It's conservapedia 2.0 backed by the world's richest man.

www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

28.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1641    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 65
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Halo co-creator says ICE’s Halo-themed recruitment ad β€œmakes me sick” Another Halo maker says ad "ought to offend every Halo fan, regardless of political orientation." ALSO: A developer whose game just launched on Xbox slams Microsoft’s silence

NEW: I spoke to original Halo devs about that ICE Halo post

One: "abhorrent”

Another: "Using Halo imagery in a call to β€˜destroy’ people because of their immigration status goes way too far, and ought to offend every Halo fan, regardless of political orientation”

www.gamefile.news/p/halo-ice-d...

28.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3293    πŸ” 1164    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 58

β€œYeah, the Odyssey - because it’s taking twenty years!”

28.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of my current feed: 

β‰₯ Reposted by Scott Tobias
Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.... β€’ 8m
Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive."

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra....
I want to die
β€’ 47s
April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social β€’ 1m
I want to die
7
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β‰₯ Reposted by Nathanael Hood
Mathew Kumar@mathewkumar.com β€’ 9m
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now l have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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Corey Atad
@coreyatad.com β€’ 2m
jeeeeeeeesus christ

Screenshot of my current feed: β‰₯ Reposted by Scott Tobias Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.... β€’ 8m Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive." Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.... I want to die β€’ 47s April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social β€’ 1m I want to die 7 β€’β€’β€’ β‰₯ Reposted by Nathanael Hood Mathew Kumar@mathewkumar.com β€’ 9m This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now l have to smoke a whole pack of baseball 2 191 595 贝 Corey Atad @coreyatad.com β€’ 2m jeeeeeeeesus christ

lol

28.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
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a cartoon man is sitting at a desk with his fist in the air and says pictures . ALT: a cartoon man is sitting at a desk with his fist in the air and says pictures .

I know a guy in NY you can sell them to, but he doesn't pay so great. His photographers are always struggling.

27.10.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Civil Blood: The Vampire Rights Case that Changed a Nation Civil Blood: The Vampire Rights Case that Changed a Nation - Kindle edition by Hepler, Chris. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Civil Blood: The Vampire Rights Case that Changed a Nation.

It's #ShamelessSelfPromoSaturday, and I'm writing the sequel to this book here.

It's the story of the class-action lawsuit that determines whether vampires are considered human… and the body count that ensues.

Deniable assassins, legal thrills, & one black mamba.

www.amazon.com/dp/B07CZPYVY...

25.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we talking Legend of the Overfiend kind of nutbar stuff? Because I’ve never seen that one either, just read summaries and laughed.

25.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which is a... a what?

25.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That, ah, Richard is dragon on the ground?

25.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Three months from now:

Why Trump Was Right to Put the New York Times Editors into a Work Camp

25.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2846    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 15
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can someone please just run this as an ad?

25.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 943    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 64

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