Alex "I think you'll find it did not blow" P 🇨🇦

I don't even really know what "cozy" means as a descriptor. "Ends well"?

--HEADACHE--

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Hikaru w/creature emerging from The Summer Hikaru Died

hate when i go to bed with a headache and wake up. still with a headache. cmon sleep is supposed to clear all debuffs

Sex is great, but have you tried winning a Blood on the Clocktower game because the one good alive player accidentally voted on themselves

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett but I feel confident a lot of people read that given all the awards lol

Cinder House by Freya Marske did something genuinely surprising with the ending and I loved it

Scott trying to end Shane changed the balance of power

But what is episode 1 hockey

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

Also terrible when you haven't even subscribed to anything, you just VISITED THEIR WEB PAGE AND MAYBE PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR CART

I had a PLANT STORE do this to me and I was like "well now you've guaranteed I will never purchase from you"

Indonesian is quite good

You can't fool me, that's an Edward Gorey character.

Or George Carlin and Didi Conn in Shining Time Station!

Truly I think if we universally went "God, I hope so" they'd universally have an aneurysm.

Guy Who Can't Socialize Without ChatGPT

Try reading the whole post again.

American politicians talking about life in Canada: Every day Canadians wake up amidst the rubble of their ruined cities. Pressed beneath the thumb of authoritarianism, they cry out for American liberation.

Canadians living life in Canada: roll up da rim 2 win :)

More opportunities for CN to fuck around closer to Union maybe?

I was literally about to say my dad's 90s Aerostar had this paint job

Fuck cancer.

Eeeee

Omg babieeeeeeeee

Does anyone suffer more than Abraham Simpson

That old bastard has been nebulously on death's door and living in a semi-dementia hellscape of old age for 800 EPISODES and 37 YEARS

He is a televised Sisyphus

Once again "you gotta read the WHOLE post" remains undefeated

42.72/50 Aqua, bright green, lime, teal, dark plum "Genuinely unsettling accuracy. Please find a hobby."

You did better than me! My purple was WAY off lol

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone

Yeeeeeep

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