Gerry McBride

Solid. Just put whatever you think you know about how many times one single person can be stabbed or shot out of your mind for the next 90 mins or so.

I watched High Spirits last night and I'm watching Clockwise now. Genuine head-in-the-toilet behaviour.

Just hung a wash out on the line so whatever happens with the weather now is on me, folks

Saw a lad wearing a pair of actual pair of boot cut jeans and my heart leaped with joy. Could it be? Are they back? Is it happening? Do I finally get to break out my BC beauties again…?

I'd say it feels really good when a ghost runs through you

Yikes. YIKES. Yikes on bikes, people. I don't want to be an internet person but fuck me that doesn't look good. It really looks like something from the Disaster Movie/ Epic Movie spoof series.

Bad news for those of us who have waited 30 years for season 2 of the creepy 1995 BBC series Ghosts, though.

What happened to scammers, man? This shit used to be an art. People took pride in it.

He's this guy from Iron Man! How the...

My wife is a super recogniser. It’s a real thing. We’re watching Seinfeld and the guy who yells at George for having a big coat, she knew straight away who he was. Any guesses?

We should Morbius that thing. Keep promising we'll show up if they develop it more. Yeah Mark we'll all start using it if you sink another hundred billion into it, swear to God we will

Hey Cavan, thanks for the newspaper, haw haw haw

More proof that the world is not built for the bigger headed

I saw the guy. He's a regular source of conflict on trains on that line, and this is not the first time he's caused a delay while waiting on guards to escort him off. I was on a train with him once and he is a very violent customer.

Docklands train station is closed this morning due to a signal fault in Castleknock (?), so no trains to Docklands folks, no trains to Docklands.

Thought I'd tell you all that because according the the Irish Rail website, all trains to Docklands are running on time with no problems whatsoever.

Ma’am, that is the angel of death

Ha, that’s a new one on me too!

We're watching the Netflix doc about America's Next Top Model. They keep referring to the show by the initials and it took me a while to realise they weren't saying

Ah here is that true!? Jeezum Crepes

Dives in slo-mo, a McBride in each hand

*Racks McBride* let's fuckin do this

Mikhail Kalashnikov made the Kalashnikov rifle. Uziel 'Uzi' Gal made the Uzi. Gaston Glock made the Glock. They just name guns after the people who made them. Kinda makes me want to invent a gun, just so someone might yell he's armed Sarge, he's got a McBride and he says he's not afraid to use it

I tried to write a good Judge Dredd joke
but all I could come up with was
a Mega Shitty Pun

That was bananas. I swear they wrote a tv series and said fuck it, dice it up into two or three movies. They play like cliffhanger TV.

Once again, I am the real victim

I’m sorry, but 28 Days Later: The Bone Temple just wasn’t very good. Wait, why am I sorry? I didn’t make the fucking thing.

cypress hill is looking in your direction while playing a game of cards ALT: cypress hill is looking in your direction while playing a game of cards

Beautiful

Almost certainly getting some 'EPIC' digital whatnot from a lootbox on Fortnite or somesuch

I remember being like fifteen in the O.G. Oasis, the shed itself, they would play a one two punch of Jump Around and Insane In The Brain and fuck me that was something else. Absolute bedlam

By all accounts this is Oasis 3.0, when it became Enigma. I was never in it at that stage. Lived in it before then though.