Mad Alice

Day 4 post-op:

I like Dilaudid. It works.

Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

I choose: Baby Shark

This account smells like farts and apple juice.

Started my last #weightLoss push on October 9th.

I'm down 21lbs so far

I'm 3 days post-op for #GastricBypass #BariatricSurgery.

#Roux-En-Y.

Still sore from the surgery. Thank gawd for good prescription drugs.

Bin bon, tabarnac!

A Grim Reaper standing in front of a building. "In 1994, Los Angeles police arrested a man for dressing like the Grim Reaper, complete with a scythe, who was standing in front of old people's homes, starring inside."

People just can't take a joke. Personally, I would love a visit from a #GrimReaper instead of a priest. 🤣

Leo: There is absolutely nothing to fear in your future. Hold on, I was reading your star chart upside down.

I *need* this in my life.

AND WE ARE NOT
COMING BACK ANY
TIME SOON SO... 🖕

BEST,
🍁🇨🇦💪

Avoid being bothered by wasps at BBQs this summer by put8a blob of jam on a small child.

#Summer #BBQ #Tip:

#Wasp #Wasps

Canada Strong. White writing on red background.

#CanadaStrong

The orange menace is aboot to find oout just how strong a united #Canada is.

Last time I visited my mom I put my wedding ring in a " #SafeSpot " so I wouldn't lose it.

I found it again a month later.

These ugly bastards were out en masses tonight. Frikken #ToeBiter.
You're welcome #Entomologists.

#Bugs
#CountryLife
#RiverLiving
#LethocerusAmericanus
#GiantWaterBug
#Entomology

Gotta show my Husb this!

Bart Simpson in class writing lines on the black board saying: "I will not sell my tickets to Leaf fans."

#Senators vs #Leafs

It's a big annoyance when the #Sens host the Leafs at home because #Toronto fans buy a good portion of the seats.

GO SENS GO!

#NHL #Playoffs #StanleyCup

Solution to above optical illusions. Same image of animals, but with arrows indicating the various critters.

Personally, I think the prawn, sword fish and bird head are bullshit.

An optical illusion of a bunch of animals.

Tired of #politics.
Shall we play a #game?

How many animals can you see?

Solution in the comments.

*Decades

Woke spelled out using images for human Rights etc.. Books. Black lives matter. LGBTQ2S+ rainbow community. Woke It's not the insult you think it is.

#woke

First rows of a new crochet pattern in shades of mauve & blue.

Started a new #crochet pattern using Loops & Threads Silky Soft rayon from bamboo #yarn.

Link to #pattern:

www.expressionfiberarts.com/products/ray...

This is why I don't let my Husb go shopping alone:

An older gent accosted him at #Metro and asked where he could find cheap sandwich meat that wasn't bologna.

My wonderful #husband recommended he ask for Soilent Green and directed him towards the deli counter.

#IMarriedAnAsshole 🤣

Paid in Blood (Watchdogs of the Veil Book 1) The government may have given up on Carlton Pierce, but…

Trying to forget politics for a while.

Starting a new #book series by #MichaelAnderle.

What's on your #eReader ?

www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...

Why tf would you buy American food even before this insanity? They add so much garbage into everything....*barf*

I'm no rocket surgeon but...

Why can't the #CommonWealth and/or the rest of the world just stop dealing with the #USA?

Just completely shun them? Cut all ties, coms & kick them out of our countries.

#CanadaStrong #CanadaResilient
#Never51st
#FuckTrump #FuckMaga #FuckMusk

'72

I only drink the finest of waters. BonneChere unfiltered.

😉

Dear ones, south of the border. We’re your friend, your ally, and your neighbour — but we’re not blind, and we are definitely not fools. We’re polite. We’re fair. But we’re not pushovers. And right now? We’re watching. Closely. Warmly, with kindness — and a whole lot of concern, Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Elbows up.

Canadian and American flags shaking hands.

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We didn’t gut essential health care for millions of people with the stroke of a pen. We don’t think lower taxes magically cover cancer treatments or emergency surgeries when you’ve lost your job. We believe a country is only as strong as the way it treats its most vulnerable — not how much it worships billionaires. That's morally reprehensible. What the actual what? Who even does something like that? We didn’t hand over the keys to our government to a bunch of unelected corporate tycoons and media personalities. We don’t cling to a 250-year-old gun law while innocent children are slaughtered in their classrooms, pretending nothing can be done. Canada is respected around the world — not pitied or laughed at. We believe in upholding all of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms, not picking and choosing which rights apply based on political convenience. That's illegal, and morally reprehensible. What the actual what? Who even does something like that? Mind my own business? Oh, I would love to — but here’s the thing: when your neighbour is a country of over 300 million people, and they’ve put a conspiracy-loving anti-science addict in charge of public health, that’s my business. When your president tears down the economic, military, and trade alliances that keep the world stable, that’s my business. When your leader openly talks about invading sovereign countries — including ours — that’s my business. Oh... that is very definitely my business. Dear ones, south of the border. We’re your friend, your ally, and your neighbour — but we’re not blind, and we are definitely not fools. We’re polite. We’re fair. But we’re not pushovers. And right now? We’re watching. Closely. Warmly, with kindness — and a whole lot of concern, Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Elbows up.

Canada is respected around the world — not pitied or laughed at. We believe in upholding all of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms, not picking and choosing which rights apply based on political convenience. That's illegal, and morally reprehensible. What the actual what? Who even does something like that? Mind my own business? Oh, I would love to — but here’s the thing: when your neighbour is a country of over 300 million people, and they’ve put a conspiracy-loving anti-science addict in charge of public health, that’s my business. When your president tears down the economic, military, and trade alliances that keep the world stable, that’s my business. When your leader openly talks about invading sovereign countries — including ours — that’s my business. Oh... that is very definitely my business. Dear ones, south of the border. We’re your friend, your ally, and your neighbour — but we’re not blind, and we are definitely not fools. We’re polite. We’re fair. But we’re not pushovers. And right now? We’re watching. Closely. Warmly, with kindness — and a whole lot of concern, Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Elbows up.

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