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@brandonhyde.bsky.social

Continuing to not be The Orioles Manager.

32 Followers  |  35 Following  |  71 Posts  |  Joined: 11.08.2023
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What’s that? Sorry, can’t hear you, ghosts. I’m watching the commentary for Where The Buggalo Roam.

26.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a GameCube, an iPod full of podcasts, and my Futurama DVDs, I could do The Shining.

26.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Genuinely have no context for Firestorm as a character besides that every time he’s shown up, he’s then proceeded to explode.

23.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've got a short story up at @clereviewbooks.bsky.social about a cable home renovation show and how it causes a small town to fall, rise, and then permanently fall. Big thanks to Caren Beilin for her wonderful edits on this.

18.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did not know syrups had even left.

08.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruce going up against Absolute Joker for the first time

29.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had headphones, I could do The Long Walk.

25.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Y’all are right, traffic needs to chill the fuck out.

18.09.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Black Phone 2 is a great example of heightening. It asks the most vital question that a movie can ask: What if it was now an ice level?

09.09.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Construction begins on new Sheetz in Limerick Township, Montgomery County; chain's 1st store in greater Philadelphia area | 6abc.com Construction%20has%20started%20on%20a%20new%20Sheetz%20store%20in%20Limerick%20Township.%20This%20would%20be%20the%20chain's%20first%20store%20in%20the%20greater%20Philadelphia%20area.

In the war of Sheetz vs Wawa, this is like Russia annexing Crimea

26.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have literally never felt confident going head-to-head with these assholes. Generational pieces of shit in any dimension.

22.07.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happening now, they’re blaring this mix at ICE in LA.

I added captions.

14.07.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6748    πŸ” 1729    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 189

Had pizza three days in a row and let me tell you: It was the fucking worst decision of my life.

14.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fucking FINALLY

23.06.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got sunburned on the top of my feet and it’s starting to peel.

12.06.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t go out tonight. I’m out of mana.

07.06.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Anakin speaking in Star Wars: Episode 3

Anakin speaking in Star Wars: Episode 3

Ultimate Reed Richards aka The Maker talking with Ultimate Sue Storm

Ultimate Reed Richards aka The Maker talking with Ultimate Sue Storm

Can’t get this parallel out of my head and need it out in the world.

31.05.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Check out my Dragon Ball-themed Rage Against The Machine cover band, Krillin In The Name Of

08.05.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only constant in being a Dungeon Master is people who are not Dungeon Masters giving you unsolicited advice about how to be a Dungeon Master.

01.05.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isaac Newton isn’t all that. An apple fell on his head. So what? Clumsy dumbass is prone to attacks from above, big deal.

20.04.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet of mine from 2022 that my friend Nikko just reminded me of:

β€œWhen I reflect on the emotional weight of the last few years I suppose there is some small comfort in realizing the most despair I ever truly felt in life was getting repeatedly lost in the snow level of Goldeneye”

12:02 AM β€’ May 1, 2022

A tweet of mine from 2022 that my friend Nikko just reminded me of: β€œWhen I reflect on the emotional weight of the last few years I suppose there is some small comfort in realizing the most despair I ever truly felt in life was getting repeatedly lost in the snow level of Goldeneye” 12:02 AM β€’ May 1, 2022

Holds up

11.04.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2057    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 5

(Yelling over the mosh pit) You guys want to play Round Robin?

07.04.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’”

02.04.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pregaming for lunch (Eating breakfast)

31.03.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s over

26.03.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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David Byrne, do you have any ideas for dinner?

22.03.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I’m partial to the thinking man’s Chess: Mortal Kombat 2.

19.03.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

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