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Bruce going up against Absolute Joker for the first time

If I had headphones, I could do The Long Walk.

Y’all are right, traffic needs to chill the fuck out.

The Black Phone 2 is a great example of heightening. It asks the most vital question that a movie can ask: What if it was now an ice level?

In the war of Sheetz vs Wawa, this is like Russia annexing Crimea

Have literally never felt confident going head-to-head with these assholes. Generational pieces of shit in any dimension.

Happening now, they’re blaring this mix at ICE in LA.

I added captions.

Had pizza three days in a row and let me tell you: It was the fucking worst decision of my life.

Fucking FINALLY

Got sunburned on the top of my feet and it’s starting to peel.

I can’t go out tonight. I’m out of mana.

Anakin speaking in Star Wars: Episode 3

Ultimate Reed Richards aka The Maker talking with Ultimate Sue Storm

Can’t get this parallel out of my head and need it out in the world.

Check out my Dragon Ball-themed Rage Against The Machine cover band, Krillin In The Name Of

The only constant in being a Dungeon Master is people who are not Dungeon Masters giving you unsolicited advice about how to be a Dungeon Master.

Isaac Newton isn’t all that. An apple fell on his head. So what? Clumsy dumbass is prone to attacks from above, big deal.

A tweet of mine from 2022 that my friend Nikko just reminded me of: “When I reflect on the emotional weight of the last few years I suppose there is some small comfort in realizing the most despair I ever truly felt in life was getting repeatedly lost in the snow level of Goldeneye” 12:02 AM • May 1, 2022

Holds up

(Yelling over the mosh pit) You guys want to play Round Robin?

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Pregaming for lunch (Eating breakfast)

It’s over

David Byrne, do you have any ideas for dinner?

Sorry, I’m partial to the thinking man’s Chess: Mortal Kombat 2.

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

Why ARE the goddamn shoes right in the walkway? Asking the real questions.

Tripped over one of my roommate’s shoes and I’ve never understood my father more than in this moment.

Philadelphia schools will allow trans athletes to compete, rejecting Trump executive order The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity.

"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."

From my short tenure, I can only presume that my upstairs neighbors are a cadre of Centaurs.

The Number of The Beef