Skweetie 💘

I decided not to give out any consolation prizes disguised as Mother’s Day gifts this year. Have the day you deserve 🫶🏾

Wondering where I all went wrong then remembering that I really use to be at school in $200 sneakers and no pencil

Do people who are not of the global majority use the word “situated”?

I dropped a little weight now my buns ain’t yunning 🥲

The lines are always long & the store is never stocked.

I’m kinda starting to hate Dollar Tree

You ovulating sis? Running for the border this early is concerning 😂

I saw a bunny outside and got happy then I immediately got annoyed by the irony of it being the first day of spring.
I might be ruined.

My son is crying in his sleep and I’m ready to jump in his dream SWINGING

On the deck looking at the stars. I almost forgot how good life is.

Life is definitely not like a box of chocolates. I’m pissed.

Life is good. Please don’t ever forget it.

My biggest flex: I’m always first ten in the pick up line

This just made my day

Deadass

Binge watching crime docs & I think I’m about to stop lighting up the room every time I walk in

Imagine hating me as Charmeleon and you look up & I’m Charizard

These YN’s don’t have no decorum 😂😂

We just lost Carl and he sending 🍆 videos. Read the room baby!

The way my 🍑 has grown since abstaining needs its own episode of unsolved mysteries

Dead ass

Holla at ya boy boy, thought yo cousin wasn’t?

Yall ever went thru something so wild that the only solution was to watch Scarface?

They probably smell like outside then

Maybe I’m just a lover but something feels romantic about my birthday coming in with a thunderstorm

Def wasn’t that serious like how you about to explain to yo lil cousin that you did a drive by on his daddy?

Caine was a fan favorite but he did have a wild summer

Arby’s potato cakes are back and I’ve never been so happy about a menu item in my life

Starting the week off with champagne 🥳🍾♓️