Fourth Wing Skeptic

Ironic, isn’t it?

We all know it’s The Handmaid’s Tale, right? I need to know that we all know it’s “The Handmaid’s Tale”.

Yeah some of us need to keep tabs on kids that are stuck in cults but yeah it’s easy.

That’s so sweet your wife had her wear her family kimono. Love seeing string family bonds like this 🥰

I prefer simpler times where all we had to fear was the arrival of the Vengabus

Sesame Street for that level of hell with all the unbaptized infants.

Nancy Mace looks like it takes her half a dozen attempts each morning to apply her lipstick without her hand automatically doing the thing from films where they smear lipstick halfway across their face to signal to the viewing audience that they’re about drive a Dodge directly through a supermarket.

Now what the Sam Hill is Mario Lopez doing commentating on boxing?

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

I won’t hand anything to the right, but I will say that one thing they do NOT do is fall all over themselves in frenzied, whimpering self-castigation, as if wearing a hair shirt is praxis.

He was a fucking podcaster

The iconic Twitter meme that says “this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family” and a picture of a white family riding a jet ski together

This is also the exact vibe of Charlie Kirk obituaries. Nary a mention of how he said he’d hypothetically force his daughter to deliver her rapist’s baby at age 10

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Fathers got to pick and choose what babies got to live. Japanese Buddhism had a caveat for infanticide.

Yes yes, road disputes always end in multiple homicides, get on with the tale.

The fact that we call it “femicide” now instead of just “a patriarch’s right” says something.

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

Remarkable last words:

Audience member: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?

Kirk: Too many

Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?

Kirk: Counting or not counting gang members?

I feel bad for his kids. That's about as far as that goes

My heart is legitimately with the Kirk children. Losing a parent, however evil and unworthy, is a unique pain. I know this from experience. I hope they grow up to live more worthy lives than their father was ever capable of.

True intellectuals know that Charlie Kirk was assassinated to get people to stop talking about Trump being dead.

Continuing his work of being a neo Nazi cool candidate you guys got here.

"It's worth... some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."

Kirk said this at a TURNING POINT USA FAITH event a WEEK after 3 children & 3 adults were killed at a school in Nashville, TN.

Tim urban is telling on himself if that’s what his feed looks like lmao

Now is the time to think about all the good Charlie Kirk brought into our lives. Like remember when we all bullied him into not smiling with his mouth open because he looked like a freaky little gremlin dork? Good times.

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The common denominator in every place where birth rates are dropping is women’s increased access to education.