Mrs Glup Shitto

Every great athlete has an unfair advantage in sports, that’s how sports works. I can’t believe this is the wedge issue that’s been working for years at this point.

Brilliant pun yet again ruined by Blue Wavers

Clearing out my camera roll and finding gushing Facebook posts about people I don’t fuck with anymore. Whew child.

Which is crazy because if you ask any European about the Romani, they transform into Adolf right before your very eyes

The most divorced dad shit you could possibly imagine is bezos making you wait a full calendar year to change Amazon family accounts because he can’t imagine finding someone else to love in a shorter amount of time.

Yeah yeah, we all had this ex.

What a crazy way to admit you surround yourself with fucking morons.

This is going to save lives btw.

Well boys, you wanted to live in the Roman Empire.

Look at how parents react when one of their kids friends gets pregnant and you see why traffickers go for down on their luck teenagers.

I'm never get over the fact that this administration's war on trans people is being carried out with the pretext of "protecting women and girls" while the president is a pedophile rapist.

I still say we do a techbro moonshot. Decant a new Obama, eligible for a new term, with implanted memories and upgrades (cyber-arms, laser eyes)

how would he be eligible, since he has to be 35? we send him back in time exactly 35 years

The juxtaposition between the literal pope at the top and Elon at the bottom is what’s gonna get me through today.

Yes, and 1000 cheese snacks for emotional damages

The reason your well-dressed toddler isn’t going to be kidnapped from the toy aisle is because someone cares about them. Sex traffickers go after the people they think no one is going to look for.

It’s not as dramatic, it doesn’t scratch the hero itch. And a lot of these girls are already marginalized so aren’t seen as victims anyways.

It’s mostly teens whose older “boyfriends” convince them “we need more money babe” but we just call those girls “fast” and ban them from our houses.

I still can’t believe there are people who don’t see Jimmy when they look at Aubrey Graham.

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I think part of it is that we have more insight into the personal lives of the “great inventors” than ever before and uh yeah, they’re evil. But that doesn’t mean the inventions can’t be used for good.

Colonized*

It’s not Nigeria’s fault that homosexuality is an executable offense there. :( Violent homophobia was forced on them by the colonizers :( no Nigerians know any better :( especially not the LGBT civil rights groups that formed organically :(

I find it similar to Accelerationism where it’s just clinical depression masquerading as a political philosophy.

This is also why I can’t get behind anti-natalism and I find it a frankly evil movement. There is no future without children and I can’t live in a world if there’s no one to fight for.

Anti-natalism =\= childfree living because one person choosing not to procreate doesn’t doom a species.

Our highway system means someone in south Phoenix is closer to Chandler than someone from Dallas is to Dallas.

If you’re from anywhere in the valley that can be described as having a “downtown” you’re basically from Phoenix.

I remember seeing Benedict Cumberbatch as Will Carey in The Other Boleyn Girl like “damn he’s not half bad actually”.

me at 14: lol the bible has a prohibition on necromancy. superstitious morons. i'm so glad i live in an enlightened age

me at 37: shit i guess you actually gotta hand it to 'em on this one