Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 β’ 3:47 PM UTC
I just thought everyone should see this
22.01.2026 23:02 β
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Keep getting ads like "Don't forget to rent a room block! Don't want to stress out about where your guests are staying!" Where my guests stay is between them and god, I already gotta pick a shade of sage to get everyone to dress in apparently, fuck you.
22.01.2026 23:34 β
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This is me when I'm happily employed, albeit part-time. How did I survive My Year of Unemployment?
20.01.2026 00:07 β
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God grant me the serenity to not stress about the job applications I've sent, the wisdom to properly tailor my resume, and the strength to not refresh my inbox 84 times.
20.01.2026 00:07 β
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Shakespeare wrote a play where Anne Boleyn was a character and was played by a penised individual.
20.01.2026 00:04 β
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i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
19.01.2026 15:05 β
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i think one thing that may contribute to Republicans having insane psychosexual weirdness is that because they sincerely believe all gender variance is wrong and that they are Normal, they just absolutely cannot allow themselves to admit they have any need to think through what gender is to them
19.01.2026 05:35 β
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Yeah idk why everyone is pissed an American politician is talking about American interests.
19.01.2026 05:27 β
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@joymccullough.bsky.social Everything Is Poison got me through my reading slump. Love a YA thatβs really for all ages.
19.01.2026 05:18 β
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My sister in law is getting a c section next month and I already want to throw up with fear I canβt imagine watching them cut my sister open, let alone my wife.
19.01.2026 04:42 β
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People who do the clear curtain and watch their own/their partners c-sections are braver than any ice agent.
19.01.2026 04:25 β
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What I have personally most enjoyed about this is that Will is doing the kind of direct action social media leftists have been pretending they do and demand others to do.
But theyβve never done it, so theyβre confused by it and want to invalidate that an evil lib is more in it than they are.
18.01.2026 21:18 β
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@suddenlygarmo.bsky.social is this true?
19.01.2026 04:14 β
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I love you, Knight of the seven kingdoms.
19.01.2026 04:11 β
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Itβs complicated should solely be the domain of βsaving up for a wedding but still very much committed thanksβ
19.01.2026 02:05 β
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Theyβre hiding the turtles from you. They want to stop you from finding the turtles.
19.01.2026 02:00 β
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I like my birth name, I like my soon to be married name, our kid will probably have both. Can I just let people assume?
19.01.2026 01:07 β
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I straight up do not know if I want to go through all the hassle even though I like being called Mrs. Husband.
19.01.2026 01:07 β
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How long do I have to change my name after marriage? Like could I do itβ¦. Five years later?
19.01.2026 01:07 β
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Facebook post about Bruce Springsteen speaking out against ICE. The top comment:
Beth Franchina-Melito: Thatβs hilarious. I guess βBorn in the USAβ doesnβt ring true for him anymore lol
19.01.2026 00:40 β
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As usual βsomething my mom would doβ is considered counterrevolutionary and unforgivable to the Keyboard Warriors.
18.01.2026 23:27 β
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Any corporate mandated completion project wouldnβt be George, you might as well just read one of the shitmillion fanfic versions of TWOW floating around.
18.01.2026 23:03 β
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The absolute accuracy of this.
18.01.2026 22:23 β
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My condolences, what a blessing that he was still so active and happy till the very end.
18.01.2026 22:51 β
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ICE budgets, you bet your sweet ass itβs going to come from the βwe fight international pedophilesβ sector, since our international pedophile of a president has reasons to uh, not want that department well funded.
18.01.2026 21:55 β
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One perverse part of the ICE travesty is that ICE has historically been the agency that deals with international sex crimes committed by Americans (or sex tourism). And a lot of that budget has been slashed in favor of the Slippy Gestapo. And even if the republicans do concede and slash
18.01.2026 21:55 β
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Gordon Gekko giving the "Greed is Good" speech from Wall Street
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
18.01.2026 17:53 β
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So few people understand that AI uses a bunch if em dashes because it steals data from a bunch of documents that used a bunch of em dashes.
18.01.2026 21:18 β
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Been planning a wedding for two months now and I still donβt know what bridesmaids are supposed to do.
18.01.2026 21:13 β
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