Jemma Topaz: Problematic MILF

Thank you!

Book cover for The Gunrunner and Her Hound by Maria Ying.

Get in losers, we're reading a Maria Ying ( @devi.bsky.social @benjanun.bsky.social ) book again

This thread will contain spoilers.

Update: I only have two nights left and can’t afford to book more. I also have to leave this place on the 26th and stay somewhere else that night and come back the next day. Cheapest rates here and elsewhere are $50-60 a night before tax.

Magic pool of Bluesky goodwill, plz help my ass?💕💸💸💕

A real impenetrable pseudonym!

Thanks for the recommendation, but I think 'slow-burn' is a bit of a stretch!

I think about it, but then the later versions of my phone all say "with new AI that will message your coworkers" or "want to replace photos of your friends with bad cakes? Try our new AI" and it puts me off the idea.

“And she gave me the first of her looks; sly and curious. Interested and mischievous. I fell in love in that moment, unfortunate and disorienting.”

Brute of Greengrave by @jemma.bsky.social

This bundle is available for 5 more days!!

Here is the first thread of my favorite quotes of the items in this bundle.

By the way, have I mentioned that the Poison Lilies November Bundle has reached its goal? That is some amazing news as that money will really help the writers who gave us such wonderful yuri. But we can do even more to support them which YOU can do right here: itch.io/b/3364/poiso...

Pearl making a little DIY badge with "⭐️I haven't murdered anyone⭐️" on it.
And Barbs with a "No comment" badge.

On a cushion, in the bottom drawer of grandma's old dresser, to be brought out 'for special'.

Nooooo!

Ideally, in a perfect world, where does the second mouth on a girl go?
There is a right answer but I want to see what yall think before I reveal it.
And please don't pretend girls only have one set of tongues&fangs that's weak bait.

Poison Lilies November A bundle hosted by Maria Ying with content from 15 creators. DRM free Buy 24 items for $15 • Regularly $114.37 Save 86%! RAISED $10,030.00 GOAL $9,669.69 103% of goal 592 contributors

Just under 6 days left and we already hit 10k! I’m honestly kind of tearing up right now because now i won’t have to worry about money for a little bit. Thank you so much to everyone who has supported us so far 💛

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...

The 15 is whimsical!

Okay, that is what I'm talking about! Good, honest integers!

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...

in the spirit of vanquishing decimals once and for all, i'm giving away one (1) copy of this bundle.

just reply if you want it (i'll need an email address)

If that became necessary, she has a butch for that!

Pearl would be intensely surprised by the 'little'!

Just Happy to Be Here by Naomi Kanakia A Rotten Girl by J. Ursula Topaz Woodworking by Emily St. James

3 books that I think go really well together--transfem litfic (or litfic adjacent) with a specific sense of humor; two have strong thematic common ground (though the teenage trans girls in both are very different), and the adult trans women in Rotten Girl and Woodworking are both a little messy.

Yes, an even 10K, with no worrying .69s!

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...

let’s get this bundle to a niiiiice even 10k, the lesbians paving the way with toxic yuri deserve our support! a lot of girls are gonna be able to pay bills or afford food this month because of this bundle. absolutely incredible

Yeah, I think that would help

Must be my paypal messing up

Are you sure that paypal address is right? It's not returning any contact.

Screenshot of itch bundle Poison Lilies November, showing exactly $9669.69 raised of the $9669.69 goal.

the perfect number...
thank you everyone who got us this far <3 this bundle has a lot of transfem contributors and this is a precarious time for all of us, so this money is going to go a long way.

there's still a week left to get a copy of the bundle, don't miss out:
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...

Nooooooo!

To the fainting couch, stat!

For $35.49 you can make a lot of lesbians happy right now

No!

Someone has put the total at .20: a decimal. (Although, one of the better ones)

Do people not care?!

Here is a photo of a lady learning about decimals! Is that what you want?

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Doesn't matter. Trans people's job is to inspire cis people. Any time we're grumpy or bit shitty: well, we shouldn't be — that's for actual humans. How are we ever going to deserve equality if we're not all peerless angels all the time?