Jordan Catalano 🍉

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If you’re more into audio than video, this guy is really good at various audio porn things.

Always hungry for it

Boomers would rather LARP than go to therapy

Port au bras improvs to Ethel Cain X Robyn, Sun Bleached Flies X Dancing On My Own

I’ve been having terrible adventures on my 43rd revolution around the sun. I do hope the one that starts in June will be phenomenally gentler on me.

#undocumented people are PEOPLE

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People that high up in the power structure of a bank have a lot of money, but that supports them having secrets not related to the bank that could be what happened to her.

But it looks like Scotland Yard believes it was someone she knew, but isn’t releasing a lot of other information. Stay a bit skeptical y’all.

Marianne Kilonzi who was the VP of UK Citigroup’s Trade and Working Capital sales was murdered this week. I think because she worked for a bank y’all might see stuff on social media that this is a copycat killing from the thing that happened last year.

Oh I’m always curious what you’re up to, handsome.

I’m a fan of unhinged nonsense.

So like fancy switch?

I love the hair, it collects the right amount of manscent.

Pouring the Norris dice was a project she undertook with care. It is a gift we give each other on Wednesdays.

Norris is my most precious DND character and he’s been well taken care of. Gonna need his assistance in the coming days.

So tempted to move to Alomogordo and just go slightly too heavy on the self tanner.

A selection from Voodoo by Godsmack

Asparagus and steak with hollandaise sanguine whipped up out of thin air today. Learning to cook? I *can* cook. Hollandaise sanguine may not be everyone’s cup of tea, however

I’m at the intersection of desperately wanting company/attention and needing everyone to leave me the fuck alone. I wish my brain would make a decision

Gonna make a sequel to Nightbitch about a gay man who becomes a cat. Call it Nightpuss

YouTube video by Freki Wolf Slay well my friends 🌈💜

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#hazlanz code for other things

May all the tears I shed in 2024 lube all the asses I eat in 2025. Or something

Oh gee manitley. Will I ever stop apologizing? The dancers/actors know the show is unpredictable. It’s gripping, too. I’m sorry to myself I couldn’t let go and live a little more. #sleepnomore

#jaredleto #namesake

Fetch the bolt cutters for the prison wall.
Escape.
Walk out like someone
suddenly born into color.
Do it now.
- Rumi and Fiona Apple, hybridized a bit

#toriamos a selection from “Suede” by Tori Amos