Grant Mooney

This is what the Resistance looks like

I woke up and immediately looked it up and thank god it's not true

Had a dream that Dan Nainan died

all the troop and cop fetishism has led to something really remarkable: legions of unaccountable masked stormtroopers just nabbing people in sleepy little towns. struggling to think of any conception of a free and open society that could honestly countenance this

What’s the hacker’s version of a bat signal?

Was John Stuart Mill unaware of the fact that utilitarianism is the bad guy in most movies?

Peter Francis Geraci looking pope

Body and blood of Christ, yall

Gavin Newsom, I wish he did!!!

Tesla Taxi? Oh, do you mean "Naxi Cab?"

Like it's very unnerving to me that one of the most famous people to ever exist somehow for some reason looks like that all the time. Smiling mouth, dead eyes. Really says a lot about society.

Could somebody please tell Mister Beast that he doesn't have to smile?!? Like, if you don't want to do it just don't, nobody is forcing you

"2mm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (1995, Unreleased Single)

Long rumored to exist, this first ever "sequel song" was discovered by musicologist Andy Davis in a fireproof safe belonging to Vince Lambert, original drummer for the Crash Test Dummies.

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

Yeah except "master hand" is going to be, let's say, a bit smaller this time around 😂😂😂🤣😭😭🫵😭🫵😭🫵😭🤣🤣😂🤣💀💀💀

They also have: chatbots of recently deceased real people! Kinda fucked up!

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

January 6th part 2

People couldn't handle pronouns in email signatures so we got this instead.

A proud father was pleased to learn that his six-year-old daughter was already riffing at a fourth grade level.

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A Georgia woman miscarried at 19 weeks, was found bleeding and unconscious, and was jailed. Despite an autopsy confirming a natural miscarriage, she's still charged with “concealing a death.” This is not justice. It's fascism with handcuffs—and pregnancy is the new probable cause.
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Vice President texting the group, "chat are we cooked"

You guys have to read the full article. This shit is insane.

Every day this administration finds new ways — petty and profound, symbolic and consequential, buffoonish incompetent and cartoonishly evil — to embarrass the people it serves.

arm the college educated women

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

i love rapid unscheduled disassembly

Beautiful day in Chicago at the Tesla dealership, site of last week’s 75-astride cop protectorate. Random St. Patrick’s day drunks are rooting on the protestors between bar hops.