Vintage book cover featuring a seemingly happy bat flying above a gothic manor. Title and copy read:
HE BOUGHT A HOUSE
HIS LITTLE DREAM CAME TRUE
AND YOU'RE INVITED OVER!
Back cover synopsis for He Bought a House
HE BOUGHT A HOUSE
But how? He is just a bat? Yes, a bat who wakes up early in the evening and goes 'meep meep meep' until he finds valuable goods. Now he is very wealthy and wants to share. Read this book and you'll be transported into his home where he's having a little party.
There will be possums, skunks, raccoons, more bats, a lot of rats, and plenty of trash. Open the cover and come on in!
Another completely real book from
Paperback Paradise
Paperback Paradise is not responsible for any diseases contracted while reading this book. Yes, you can get diseases from reading. No, we won't explain. Yes, the government is involved.
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THE MAGNET POSE
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trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!
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Are you a morning person?
FULL: youtu.be/WOmpTgzrspA
#castlevanianocturne
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ENTEI??????????
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Mitch says read angels before man (it's very good)
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if I wanted a podcast I'd listen to a podcast!!!!!!!
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I hear Mitch upstairs in the tub listening to slutpop and I am downstairs on the couch listening to The Streets Of Whiterun. there are two types of elves
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5 mg thn (tetrahydronirnroot)
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right now I am just an elf on nirnroot watching the two moons in the night sky
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high, straight vibing to skyrim music
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Magneto
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I MISS YOU CLEAN SAFE AND RELIABLE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I meticulously pluck every other hair strand on ur head so that u have the same amount of hair as the rest of us
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I NEVER REALIZED HOW SKAY UR TATTOOS LOOK WITH IT
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quit your job and join my emo band
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tee shirt that says I WISH I WAS PLAYING KINGDOM HEARTS RIGHT NOW
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taking a break from watching moomin bcz the whole time I'm just like WHY CANT THIS BE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just another beautiful day where my governor wants me dead in a ditch
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admitting failure would be deleting and reposting this to fix the a to an typo however I do not and will not
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I thought it time I start dressing like a androgynous gay warlock again
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I'm not emotionally stable if I don't spend at least 30 min outside every day
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HELLO
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i thought about this post in the shower and wanted to tell u this is the exact feeling Jay and I get when Skyrim music comes on during dnd
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WOW!!!!!
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WOW
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I want to old man yaoi him
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