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Captain Spatchcock

@captainspatchcock.bsky.social

Musician, artist, software engineer, father.

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X MAGA influencers have gone full-blown over the top balls out nut job levels of supporting their dear leader. It's getting incredibly challenging to even scroll through two pages of that hell site.

24.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I replied a bit ago, but was flagged as being "rude."

You go and have yourself an awesome day, Mr. Vance. I guess it's not okay to be rude to conservatives here anymore.

18.06.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was born with a birth defect that led to a lifetime of issues and numerous surgeries because my mother had Rubella.

These anti-vax idiots piss me off.

12.03.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His followers haven't figured out yet that they were mostly gay. Once they do, you'll never hear this song at another maga event again.

16.01.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portents, depending on how you choose to spell it.

07.01.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The portense are upon us.

07.01.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saturday yard work.

21.12.2024 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜„

19.12.2024 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Monte Cristo sammies for dinner.

-1.for not dusting the powdered sugar better.

19.12.2024 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The arrogance from Leon is disgusting. He needs to be put in his place, and fast.

18.12.2024 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's some serious growth!

16.12.2024 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pokey never got the love he deserved. Gumby was kind of an ass to him.

16.12.2024 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gordon Ramsay's Sticky Toffee Pudding (at home version). Not *quite* as pretty as what they serve in the Hell's Kitchen restaurants, but I don't have the fancy non-stick muffin tins they do.

Super tasty!

10.12.2024 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anything goes, I guess.

What exactly is her track record with his cases?

09.12.2024 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's lying again. You may in fact be asked to present ID when you vote in California. If you didn't provide an ID when registering, because it was by mail or online, you have to present ID. Once you have confirmed your identification, you are not asked for it the next time you vote. Lies.

06.12.2024 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe someday :)

06.12.2024 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FOX: โ€œNothing is sacrosanct. Everything is on the table, and that includes (cutting) Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Securityโ€ฆโ€

As we have warned about over and over โ€” And as they cut those programs, they will cut taxes for the rich (again). they donโ€™t care about the debt.

05.12.2024 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1992    ๐Ÿ” 699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

Slow shutter speed and lots of camera movement.

Assume you're in Denver going by your username? I just moved from there to California a few years back.

05.12.2024 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I donโ€™t usually make this kind of request, but I feel many people donโ€™t know weโ€™re on Bluesky. If you think your followers would be interested, please share this with them!

Our mission is simple: to share facts, challenge misinformation, and do it all in a way that brings people together.

03.12.2024 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1480    ๐Ÿ” 799    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 203    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.

Kids: Study economics.

03.12.2024 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44722    ๐Ÿ” 4721    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1946    ๐Ÿ“Œ 350

Absolute idiots. All of them.

04.12.2024 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
READING CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE
YOUR IGNORANCE.

READING CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR IGNORANCE.

Nothing better than a good book.

03.12.2024 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The effect of mass migration over here from the bad place is becoming obvious, over in the bad place.

It's getting impossible to carry on civil conversations when MAGA dominates almost everything. Not sure how much longer I'm going to last over there.

03.12.2024 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your mother sews socks in Hell!

02.12.2024 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear God,

I hope you the letter, and, I pray, you can make it better (over) here!

02.12.2024 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite show on TV at the time.

30.11.2024 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked this. In general.

30.11.2024 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The smoke is complete.

28.11.2024 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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