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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society

Autistic kids:

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Le cringe.

Now imagine if there’s was a Best Stunts Academy Award

Some cemeteries only allow to sell the gravesite at the original price paid with no inflation adjustment, so people don't speculate and start hoarding gravesites.

let's fucking go!! Congratulations on having unremarkable insides!

Over a pink background it says at the top TOP SPOT. Under that theere's the Stop Podcasting Yourself show artwork. After, it says: This was your top podcast in 2024. You listened to 50 episodes for a total of 3 days 14 hours 11 minutes of "Stop Podcasting Yourself". Then the Pocket Casts App logo.

Mine does!

I looove how the stars look as if taken by Hubble, with the 4 diffraction spikes!

a man in a purple tuxedo is juggling plates on sticks on a stage Alt: a man in a purple tuxedo is juggling spinning plates on sticks pinned to a table on a stage. He runs to one at one end to try and keep it up but it falls into his hands.

This is what I feel like when trying to manage my holds at the library

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lmao calling someone fresa(strawberry) in Mexico is calling them a snob. She's bragging that she's a snob.

A Svalbard rock ptarmigan, in full winter plumage, marching across the snow

On his way to do important snowball business.

Happy birthday 🎂

My family laughed at me when I bought that remote last year and yes it's silly but man, it's also the best thing ever. I love it so much.

New comic 🚨

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.