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i mentioned to someone the other day that the ford f150 is the official truck of nazi weirdos and uh

behind this guy on the way to work today 😐

republicans think movies are real life theory remains undefeated

if you’re busy scolding strangers online about daylight savings time kindly reflect that circadian rhythms do not align with work schedules so resolving this issue will involve fixing capitalism and you’re just being kind of annoying in the process

DER SPIEGEL: Could the country be rebuilt after Trump? Kagan: In the highly optimistic scenario of a change of government in 2028, you would have to not only fire practically every employee in the federal government but also prosecute many of them. After the Civil War in the 19th century, they initially reacted the same way: We will prosecute these people and give their property to the freed Blacks. But there was a counter-movement, and in the end, it was: Just come back, we'll forget the whole thing. That was a mistake. DER SPIEGEL: That was then. Would amnesty still be a mistake today? Kagan: There must be prosecution so that people don't do it again. But we're not used to that in the U.S. We're used to looking forward and invoking unity.

here's noted, um, neoconservative stalwart robert kagan advocating for nuremberg-esque trials
www.spiegel.de/internationa...

man stands up in crowd to yell at local cartoonist

no tech boi noses

we don’t understand what happened before the big bang so by this fucking stupid-ass logic we’d have to consider the possibility that the care bears farted us into existence

this is spurious and bad faith

costco employee just reminded me to not under any circumstances supervise my kids and that the in-store speed limit is “slow as fuck with lots of zigs and zags” and tbh this explains some things

me, i’m talking about this guy specifically

now now, he’s also got an unresolved SA case brought against him by his sister so who knows what the future may hold

how could this not be treason, legitimately

*oto

same, tg. anyway see you at ooo in august if the country still exists

why is the treasury secretary talking about this

i mean, 2 Thessalonians 2 sort of describes the situation quite well, actually

..."blendy tykes" i have a call for "blendy tykes"

hahaha

i won't say names but it rhymes with "shnaritza schmivera"

*laughs in fernando tatis*

if only his ritzy private school offered five full years of latin, he might have had a chance to figure that prefix out

wait shit

peak bluesky is seeing the drummer of your favorite band make this comment on a post by a famous lawyer(!!) about a year-old washington post op-ed in order to shade jeff bezos for being a sycophant

this isn’t fraud he’s just a dick

brother you've had more than three years and only one of your bills has made it to the white house and it was to rename a fucking post office

the most impressive thing about john fetterman is that he's not just incredibly stupid he's also unbelievably bad at legislating

michael i just got my 10th anniversary lp of carly rae jepsen’s “emotion” and am having difficulty locating these songs on the track list there must be some mistake?

oh i'm sorry, the same pd that murdered george floyd? gee i wonder

a man swings a golf club on a golf course with netflix written on the bottom ALT: a man swings a golf club on a golf course with netflix written on the bottom

rooting for another

meg just wants to police other people’s vices

and i gotta say once you watch a family member die of liver failure you have a lot less patience for this shit

kipling

a man wearing a black jacket and gold chains smiles while sitting on a white chair Alt: a man wearing a black jacket and gold chains smiles while sitting on a white chair

i regret that this is the correct response to this joke

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hands on his head . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hands on his head .

oh kristi, if only your side tolerated options

but do you go home with bryon or corey, there's the real question