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Jonathan Corwin

@jonathancorwin.bsky.social

Lead Software Developer | Christian | Scout Leader | Husband & Dad. He/Him.

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If you want lots of phishing emails, just pay for an ad on facebook. Within hours I've had several dodgy emails telling me my advertising account is violating policies. Considering my ad was just supposedly targeting a small ruralish area, Im curious how they discovered I'd setup an ad!

31.07.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe waiting until he has saved up enough money to buy a sensible domain name before releasing v1

13.07.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can probably get one for free from an EMF maths village

06.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been successfully pasting without Copilot of over 30 years, I really don't need it's "help" now, since most of the time it's just in the way. @microsoft.com

17.06.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just waiting for my bank to pay me my loyalty bonus. It's been about 25 years now, so due any day now, surely... ;)

04.06.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps the FBI has profiled someone in hiding, and is sneakily trying to get them to reveal themselves with questions only they'll answer all yes to

03.06.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the AI bots would just automatically give me the reply that I get when I say their first reply doesn't work

22.05.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course this weekend. Because it's a bank holiday weekend, and I'm off camping...

19.05.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I just spell it out

19.01.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joined TalkMobile for Β£8pm 10 years ago. Still the same price now with 8 times more data. Fortunately not all providers feel the need to up the price every year :)

17.01.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stools will go in their slots for the first week due to novelty. Then they'll just be pushed under like any other table after that

12.01.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my dentists used to tell me I should brush my teeth with salt each night. Not that I did, a mouthful of salt isn't the most pleasant of things

10.01.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saves more than half a second on those fiddley usb ports that are hidden around the back of something hard to move. Lucky you!

31.12.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Although I learned about swipe typing umpteen years ago and I still forget to do that

19.12.2024 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoo! When did that become a thing?!

19.12.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's difficult converting from phasers to projectile weapons, especially when suffering from temporal displacement lag

19.12.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Is everything difficult, or is it just me? - EMF2024
YouTube video by Electromagnetic Field Is everything difficult, or is it just me? - EMF2024

Great talk on Anxiety/burnout youtu.be/YjXINSxbA-A?... - @thisisjofrank.bsky.social managed to describe me in the first few minutes

06.12.2024 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think random.choice() is involved when looking at the Steward decision data

03.12.2024 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's easier if you turn them off first

30.11.2024 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Just technical documentation in this case rather than code sharing!

26.11.2024 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Word. If I'm using a monospace font, I always want a normal double quote. Not want of those fancy pretty ones

25.11.2024 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One day I might need that firewire cable I haven't used for 20 years :)

24.11.2024 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, I have several deep of these too. The Documents folder also has a few layers of Documents folders, ending in an old My Documents folder at the bottom

22.11.2024 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what change there might be, if any, if instead of left/centre/right, you instead summarize left/right ideologies, I.e. on social issues, taxes, immigration, public/private services, unions etc.

22.11.2024 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find myself too often saying before covid or since covid to say when things happened. I'm wondering if it's time to reset the 0 year, so 5BC now means 5 years Before Covid and AD means After panDemic?

22.11.2024 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By that time my children did maths the same way I did. Write down the answer we did in our head, and work backwards to the question to show the working in the way the school wanted. It did put them off homework in the subject they were naturally good at :(

21.11.2024 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had one as a child to play games on. The office apps were never used!

21.11.2024 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Debugging PL/SQL with the Oracle SQL Developer Extension for VS Code
YouTube video by Jeff Smith Debugging PL/SQL with the Oracle SQL Developer Extension for VS Code

A short video tutorial for using the PL/SQL debugger in VS Code (and our SQL Developer Extension)

youtu.be/AyE44WXwTaE

20.11.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The type of boolean where you say ooooo in surprise if it is ever anything other than false

20.11.2024 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the season of the sun being low enough in the sky to shine directly into your eyes if the blinds are open, but it also frequently pops behind clouds which then leaves you in winter darkness unless the blinds are open

20.11.2024 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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