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no Aggie football this weekend so Iโ€™m fully locked into the Bills v. Chiefs game

01.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LinkedIn is crazy because what do you mean the most vile frat boy from college who constantly spanked me when drunk at parties, saying overtly sexual things is leading a panel called โ€œShaping the Future of Energy: Transformation in Oilโ€ฏ&โ€ฏGasโ€

27.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trevor lawrence could be cast in a live action avatar (blue people, not air bender)

27.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOOOOOO CAM NOT MY FERAL DOG ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

thatโ€™s a season ending injury if Iโ€™ve ever seen one godddddd

26.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dig through the ditches
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO

21.10.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see, I love a good stew

20.10.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all we learned today was that almost every platform is just AWS in a trench coat

20.10.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you are anti-beans in your chili I donโ€™t care just keep your goopy meat sauce away from me

20.10.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will endure it as your friendship is of paramount importance

20.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thereโ€™s so much happening around me and to me constantly that I no longer feel the need to be perceived on the internet or irl or just in general itโ€™s all so overwhelming when does it end

19.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh my god yโ€™all I forgot to live tweet my tropical redneck vacation I have SO MANY STORIES??

08.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chicago fuckin rules

grow up

08.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember my white upper middle class ex telling me about how dangerous Chicago is (we lived in Houston) & after living near and working in Chicago for the last 5 years Iโ€™m like okay bitch what was all that about? perhapsโ€ฆa bit of classism? racism? clasp your pearls sweetheart

08.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no intentional grounding for the Patriots is crazy after watching egregious intentional grounding calls for the Eagles

#NFL

06.10.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the way I will do any chore to avoid unpacking my suitcase from last weekend is a phenomenon that should be studied

05.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is diabolical

insane, even

mostly hilarious

04.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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today in pop culture โ€“

04.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI feel gross and frustrated so Iโ€™m going to shave everythingโ€

I love him, my husband, the overstimulated queen that he is

03.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think maybe I need more antidepressants and a smaller heart

02.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOM AND DAD! SAFE TRAVELS!

25.09.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bring a sense of whimsy to the crowded airport train that uptight men on their way to work really do not like

25.09.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELP ME UNDERSTAND โ€“

22.09.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would love to know more about the selection process!

22.09.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s so cool that kickers have literally one job in the professional sport of American football and they still canโ€™t seem to make it between a fairly large set of goal posts that have been the same width apart since before they were conceived in the womb I just think thatโ€™s so funny!!!!!!!!!

22.09.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PMDD is crazy because when I turned 30 my hormones really hit a balance Iโ€™d never experienced before and yet every week before my period I feel like crashing out in the worst way that would leave 20 year old me shakin in her fuckin boots

22.09.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly I blame covid nothing about my health has been okay since I got covid in 2021

21.09.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seatbelt
hard hat
condom

OSHA approved ๐Ÿซก

21.09.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this shit goes hard as fuck, #KingTroi doesnโ€™t miss

power ranger villain lookinโ€™ asses

#WWE #Wrestlepalooza

21.09.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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big day for wife guys everywhere ๐Ÿฅฐ

#WWE #Wrestlepalooza

21.09.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will be gone Thursday thru Tuesday but otherwise plz come we are ready for you

21.09.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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