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@lordkimmander.bsky.social

sudbury saturday night

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I regret to inform the council that me? so zooted, and cannot stop thinking about how the pyramids weren’t merely pieced together but rather overbuilt and then chipped away and the excess was used to build other pyramids and this is actually so stupid I want to sleep !!

28.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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somehow not the craziest thing I’ve read today but definitely in the top five

24.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

latest season of #Shoresy now streaming in the states on Hulu & renewed for season 6 πŸ’πŸ₯²

coming off of a Team USA gold medal win for both teams

what a good fuckin day

22.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE MILLY ROCK IN THE ENDZONE GO HAWKS #Superbowl

09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some dipshit is about to hit a crazy parlay that even he didn’t think was realistic with a #Superbowl win purely on field goals

I hope he wins at least $8K 😌

09.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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concrete jungle wet dream tomato

04.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they are NOT about to give this to Gunther I swear to god COME ON ROMAN 😀

#RoyalRumble

31.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

frankly I have seen enough of Gunther today plz be quickly eliminated πŸ™πŸΌ

#RoyalRumble

31.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rumble shouldn’t have been allowed to happen while I’m ovulating tbh let me in gorilla to talk to Triple H about scheduling

#RoyalRumble

31.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

inshallah he does πŸ™πŸΌ

31.01.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oba Femi HAS to beat Lesnar to right whatever karmic good may be left in the universe

#RoyalRumble

31.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bringing my passport with me for the first time for a domestic work trip that I shouldn’t need my passport for but alas

unprecedented times

27.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whatever go football I guess, go literally anyone but the pats

26.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so depressed I’m finding it hard to even enjoy wrestling or football

it’s time to ask my doctor to up my meds methinks

25.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

propaganda works so well because it’s designed to

they want to keep education inaccessible on purpose

they want to keep us poor

25.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my mind was BLOWN dude

24.01.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember when C-SPAN was the most boring shit on TV?

now they have a TikTok account with 3.4M followers, streaming the spiciest tea about this administration, making Real Housewives pale in comparison

23.01.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GUYS!! LET’S DO THIS (well y’all do this, and I’ll just be nearby waiting patiently for high fives)

21.01.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t think you should be able to win sudden death OT off a field goal

19.01.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

just ordered some deep dish

it’s almost time πŸ»β¬‡οΈ

18.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at this point I don’t care how it gets done but the Patriots have to be stopped

18.01.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

16.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15367    πŸ” 6923    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 96

#BillsMafia forever β€οΈπŸ’™πŸ¦¬

Both Josh Allen & the city of Buffalo deserve better

18.01.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Allen, the man that you are 🐐

11.01.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bears vs. Packers mood board 🐻 ⬇️

featuring @amandalehancanto.bsky.social & @angelagiarratana.bsky.social

@smoshgames.bsky.social

11.01.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🐻 and I cannot stress this enough ⬇️

11.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bananas that every time I watch a medical drama, my exes EMT knowledge awakens from the back of my brain like a sleeper cell

09.01.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ianawesome.bsky.social πŸ‘€

28.12.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

I actually get the most done during the last week of the year

because I don’t really have to work

28.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Bills, Go Bears, & FDT 🫑

28.12.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0