Dave Almighty

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Lucky?

He’s 20.

I can imagine nearly having your career end because you’re a bell so much so that you have to leave the San Siro to play for Bournemouth might shake the knobhead out of you…

Ray Cism

Jimenez is way better.

Nice tits though.

Fair dos, Quantum of Solace then.

Being nude in the Supermarket is apparently “the final straw”.

That’s an insult to teenage boys.

Cunts have taken over the Pentagon. Dickless cunts with small hands.

Look where so many people falling for the excuse that “it was only locker room talk” has gotten us.

Liverpool need to sign Jiminez from Bourneymouths. He’s mint and he looks like a nark.

They covered the Trial of Seven from Ashford Meadow on SkySports…

Shit is shitty when you have two goalies on the bench.

How did we spend so much and become so much worse with four injuries?

Quansah, Doak, Elliott, Morton et al could be on that bench and offer something.

You have a dictator. Congress is like the Senate in the Phantom Menace. You’ve been taken over and no one will do a single thing about it.

THIS.

Ali

Gomez, Ibou, Virg, Kerky

Ryan, Mac10

Szbobby,

Salah, Hugo, Gakpo

Subs:

Mamardashvili, Woodman, Chiesa, Jones, Robertson, Frimpong, Nyoni, Ramsay, Ngumoha

That bench is bumholes.

The Bourneymouth v Sunderland game is perfect clarity around why these refs just aren’t good enough.

The Jiminez v le Fee penalty was just a clear penalty. VAR need to catch that.

The Sunderland goalie lost the ball and tackled the Bmouth player outside the box, it was a red. VAR is valueless.

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Hail

He’d have been brilliant in Casino Royale. He was a great Bond in some halfway between worlds Bond films.

They tried to be Roger Mooresque whilst being more gritty. They failed, sadly.

He was accused of supporting an antisemitic message by a BBC journalist.

He pointed out he was Jewish, it was very enlightening.

Obliged to, not allowed.

Dude: so you know a lot about WW2
GP: grright
Dude: can you identify this?
GP: grrrnazi tattoo
Dude: can you admit you got a Nazi tattoo
GP:grrrrcantcosdidnt
Dude: but you’ve just said it’s a Nazi tatto, you’re a WW2 expert and you knew it was a Nazi tattoo
GP: grrrsuredid
Dude: jeezus

Hey matt! I’m actually an exceedingly happy & fun person! Ask anyone! ☺️

I think you can both be happy & also demand equality & respect for all people. Call out bullshit, shout down misogyny & demand better.

What actually sounds miserable is siding with a racist rapist & trying to sleep at night. 👍🏻

Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV

Labour MP Clive Lewis, "Keir Starmer is an interim PM"

"We need a radical reset, fundamental change"

"The tone of Starmer's Labour which I heard on the doorstep: you're not a Labour party I recognise, what happened to you"

"Labour under Keir Starmer is like a pound shop
Reform UK"

The nail was thinking to itself, “my head is small and that hammer is difficult to control, speed it’s moving, weight, small target, I might be alright here”.

The nail was hit with stunning accuracy directly on its head.

Labour MP Ian Byrne: "The lines from the PM and Cabinet today essentially labelling the Green Party as extremist is appalling, desperate and frankly embarrassing.

"It also makes very clear that the leadership has zero understanding of where it has been going wrong."

If you find yourself investigating a serial killer in the 1980’s and one of your witnesses/suspects has a dark room - they did it, arrest them immediately, it was them. Especially if they have glasses.

Harry Brook is playing like a cricketing God.

Harry Brook is acting like a twat here.

Just get Henry out of there and then play. Grow up you fucking tit end.

Matt Henry is bowling like Steyn.

Stunning and historic result in the Gordon and Denton parliamentary by-election in the UK.

The anti-genocide Green Party led by Zack Polanski has won the seat from Keir Starmer's governing Labour Party.

Nigel Farage's Reform UK and its odious candidate Matt Goodwin beaten.