Dave Almighty

Very Zen.

The furthest you are away from yourself is the closest you’ve ever been if you walk in a perfectly straight line.

Relative of Noah Vale who people keep doing things to.

Load of bollocks these spreadsheet nerds. Old Schmadtke just watched the Budesliga and asked who was good against us in the Prem and boxed it off.

He’d have had Alvarez over the line by now.

Still no sign of Osimhen signing for Liverpool.

I was assured it was a garo-deal.

Is Risley Remand far?

Remember that time Klopp phoned an old mate of his up and said “being a Director of football is piss easy, can you get me an entirely new midfield” and that mad bastards got us Mac10, Szbobby, Gravernberch and Endo.

What a lad.

If Gravernberch isn’t the answer - the question is stupid and shits it’s pants.

The way I pass wind is so dubstep.

Have the “Latinos for Trump” and the “blacks for Trump” realised yet how overwhelmingly stupid they are?

We are the “sorority girls for Ted Bundy”.

They’ve changed the locks.

My favourite football song was one a lad at school made up.
You basically sang the match of the day song but at the end of every “sentence” you added Brian Clough.

“De de de de de der de der der de der de Brian Clough”.

And repeat.

They’re learning. First a Buffalo killed a “trophy hunter” and now this dog has gone all John Wick.

I salute it.

Absolutely no chance. He’s not going to say “yeah Chiesa isn’t part of our plans” his price would be cut in half with one sentence.

Chiesa will be gone (unless NO ONE bids).

She shot her own dog.
Her being mentally unwell should not be a shock.

How has this idea taken root? Have the club/manager said something?

Chiesa is off to AC Milan. Our attack will be:

Mo, Cody, Wirtz, Ekitike, Isak and Rio.

Yesterday Slot clarified Wirtz was part of his attacking options. His skill set puts him in both units.

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No Darwin, God Speed sir.
Tsimi singing Ekitike to Chiqitita like a cool guy on Bluesky did first.

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I eat once a day, I call it “the reckoning”.

It’s usually Gnocchi.

It amazes me people don’t see teams that win regularly have a core of about 15-18 super regular starters.
Ali, Mo, Ibou, Virg & Ryan started every CL or PL game in the main.
The rest are really fluid. I see the same this season.

I’m in agreement. I believe he got the gig because have can deal with getting a new group to gel and accept his ideas real quick.

I suspect Wirtz, Kerkez and Frimpong will ALL be active immediately. I also think Ekitike minutes will depend on Isak arriving BUT Ekitike may start LW a lot.

Maddison having a season long injury should encourage Spurs to ask about Harvey. That’s the club I’ve always thought suited him best.

Plonk him in the 10 and let him flourish.

N. Tromsberg
E. Tokyo
W. San Francisco
S. Sydney

Yep.
But it was a “weak” market when Virg went to Saints, there was no one available then. Except the best defender in the world.

I do have a spidey sense Diomande is a long term solution.

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Not a bad insight, two years old.

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And 7 is usually a forward.

Tim Apple: Hi Donald, here is a gold iBoat
Trump: tremendous
Tim Apple: the key is a unique passcode system that requires we don’t pay tax
Trump: done and done

In goal actions he’s practically a 10 on highlights, but I’m not sure if Portugal is basically like the Scottish league with two good teams and some dross. I don’t give it much attention.

If we can find someone quick with a line splitting pass or a diagonal, that’d help.

It’s not Guehi imo.

Which is sort of is but also isn’t.

Against City, Chelsea and Arsenal, he’s a forward. Against anyone else I think he’s a 10 in the midfield.

never seen him but pace and passing seem to be the priority for us.

Every time I see a positive breakdown of Sportings play Diomande seems to be front and centre. That doesn’t tell me he’s a great defender - but he looks like a rounded ball player.

We can ignore Fedes numbers. He barely factored
We also have to factor in Wirtz being part of the attacking unit in games and he will play 50 games.
Ekitike will play the same amount as Jota and Nunez combined.

Wirtz is listed by the club as an attacker.

I’m not sure we need a “gernerational” talent. Just a quick player.
I’m not sure we haven’t earmarked Ryan for 4th CB if need be as he’s excelled there.
I like Lacroix at Palace.