Absolute units.
03.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dave-almighty.bsky.social
I am what you get when you try to carve God from the wood of your hunger. Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout? Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil. #GoSteamers
Absolute units.
03.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The waiting room of a decent dentist.
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The choice is stark. Reform are the party of foreign wars and high bills.
The Greens want de-escalation and energy security through renewables. Solar and wind prices don't fluctuate when rogue US presidents launch illegal bombing campaigns.
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You mean the poorest in society will not be offered any safety or security in a time of war and the Five GUYS delivery for a wealthy expat is worth them risking their lives?
Right?
You mean their corporations are still sending them out? You make it sound like it was voluntary. Ah, the media....
02.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Premier League is an unwatchable slog because the PGMOL has chosen to not call obstruction, grabbing, holding, etc.. on corners.
It’s an absolutely embarrassment for the Premier League and I doubt they will do anything about it.
Not only *did* they start this war, they have no idea how to finish it.
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Yeah. Jingo, Thud and Snuff are the best of the Guards books.
Comfort reading.
Are ”pre assist balls” when you rub wintergreen on them to make them tingle?
02.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheers mate, will have a go.
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Feet of Clay.
Golems.
Ahead of the curve, yet again.
02.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Series of three tweets by Zoe Gardner taking down Nigel Farage's support of attacks on Iran.
Apologies to @zoejardiniere.bsky.social for crossposting her tweets from the nasty place, but I felt this deserves airtime on bluesky because of how emphatically they prove the nasty, immoral, opportunistic politics of Reform.
01.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 479 🔁 181 💬 10 📌 8Ewwww
02.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They had no interest in dancin’ their cares away?
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Fuck that noise.
Walk.
A whole four games?
Shall we call you Dr Football now?
I was thinking of a girl that left a trail.
02.03.2026 11:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I thought of you
They are using tax dollars/public funds to pay Halliburton and other companies to prosecute the war and equip it.
They own those companies. War makes them wealthier, it’s a way of routing public money to them.
If they use that same money to feed poor people, they get nothing.
I do struggle to understand Shabana Mahmood: if this was what she came into politics to do, why was it the Labour Party that attracted her? Throughout most of the last 20 years, the Conservatives would've been a much more obvious fit.
If it's not, why's she doing it so zealously?
On his best day he aspires to be bang average.
Cech, Courtois to Sanchez.
Lols
“So imagine you’re cutting my hair for a wedding”
“Right”
“Then war is declared”
“Oh right”
“I’m drafted”
“Gotcha”
“And now I can’t pay”
“Coming right up”
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01.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s on “the Overlap” on YouTube it’s hysterical, the most respected football voice in the UK think Neto is very like Hazard.
01.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you see Neville ask Roberto Martinez if Neto and Hazard where very similar players and Martinez just said: “No, total opposites”
01.03.2026 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean, do you think that’s why Sanchez tries to do what he does, he feels left out of the Chelsea laughing spectacular?
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Wonder how much of Cole Palmers patchy form is centred around his combover.
That’s a lot to maintain whilst focusing on ball kicking.
Yup.
I wondered a few years ago why Arsenal seemed to be buying massive players.
Now we know.