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Diego Simeone would eagerly masturbate to that Sunderland performance #lufc

Was Saturday the dam bursting on our “unbeatable under the lights” stat and now we’ll lose every night game for the rest of time? #lufc

We fully deserved our zero points. Sunderland deserve to be docked points for crimes against football. #lufc

I really don’t know what’s annoying me more, how bad we’re playing or how much Sunderland are cheating #lufc

Couldn’t decide if I should captain Wilson or Jimenez. Flipped a coin. Coin fucked me over.

I reckon @philhay.bsky.social was dancing around his living room when that went in.

You really can’t appreciate on TV just how good Bernardo Silva is. Every time you blink he’s teleported across the pitch with the ball still stuck to him. Massive prick, but I would love for him to be our massive prick.

Seems about right. Of these I only never miss GFW and Libero, because I like to think I’m smarter than I really am.

Obvious observation on yesterday: even when we were completely on top, it was so clear how much better their players are. It felt like ever 50/50 really started off as a 60/40. Never shaken when pressed, never passing three yards behind a target. I would like to declare it unfair. #lufc

You can very clearly see it from the kop where I was, didn’t stop it unfortunately.

Around me in N10 there were a few chanting In-ger-land. It was fucking depressing.

It’s not often I feel deeply uncomfortable at ER, but when the game stopped for players to break their fast most of the people around me in the kop booed loudly, quite a lot loudly chanting In-ger-land and similar. Felt like I’d wandered into an EDL rally. Embarrassing. #lufc

Always loved Liverpool, me. Such a special club. #lufc

Wolves can still finish on 40 points. I’m sure it’s fine. #lufc

Listening to Guardian Football Weekly waxing lyrical about both Galatasaray and Weston McKennie and not being able to fully get on board with the sentiment. #lufc

I don’t really understand what’s going on here. The aggregate score implies Fiorentina won the first leg three to minus one.

Farke on fire with the press conference one- liners today #lufc

I am deeply uncomfortable with Millwall’s current position in the Championship table.

When you listen to a podcast that’s just three people talking for half an hour, and then at the end they name check the two producers and two executive producers, what exactly do those people do? A bit of editing, mixing, maybe ad insertion then uploading doesn’t seem like a four person job.

Probably EVs distorting what’s expected now. You can get 0-60 in sub-5 in a boring looking family car for under £40k.

I’m so glad it’s back, and normally I will stand up for anyone they get on who gets a load of stick. But so far Sean McLoughlin might have the biggest gap between how funny they think they are and how funny they actually are the show has ever had.

I think if you ranked the top five teams in the league of quality of the XI it would be some order of Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal reserves and Man City reserves.

On the one hand, conceding a shit 88th minute equaliser is always annoying.

On the other hand, going away to the team third in the league and ending the weekend with nobody below you in the table gaining any ground is an objectively excellent outcome.
#lufc

The first, and probably only, time I’ve been delighted to see Liverpool get a dodgy 97th minute VAR call. #lufc

How many controversial goals can Alexis Mac Allister score in one period of injury time? This is quite silly.

I would, perhaps naively, like to believe that being raised in probably the most multicultural and international profession in the world would lessen the likelihood of falling for extreme nationalist propaganda.

I didn’t want to believe so just checked his Instagram, where he’s following Donald Trump, JD Vance and Charlie Kirk. Fucking hell.

I stand by this. #lufc

I’d still be happy with a point tbh. #lufc