@kpleopold.bsky.social
Hipposaurus, or Dinopotamus?
“Is that a real snake?”
Really, dude? Gotta be the simplest balloon animal there is!
Alrighty! It does indeed look worthy, congratulations sir.
Not gonna lie, when I didn’t see a post from you today I was like, “Oh, he choked. He choked, didn’t he?” But I should not have doubted.
*salutes*
French silk pie. From scratch, natch.
Behold my moussey goodness!
28.11.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*salutes*
27.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stabilize your rear deflectors. Watch for enemy fighters.
27.11.2025 09:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s not a huge thing, but yeah.
Kind of viewed as a bit of a micro aggression if I read it right.
They do. They just get pissed when culturally dominant USA gets all “nuh-UH!” At them.
27.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0United Statesaurupod
26.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretend it took place in a school and then say “How dare you politicize this?”
26.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Battle Royale!
25.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bought a used microwave for $5 from a Stanford student at the end of semester back in ‘03.
Still works, still use it.
Ding.
25.11.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pics and general assessment of results, pls.
I dunno if I would want to try to make it, but it does look interesting.
It’s nothing less than the finest box money can buy for me, dog.
24.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s all Gordon Shumway.
24.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pah. No worries.
24.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know. That *was* on purpose.
24.11.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You do it with Foster’s?
*ducks*
I *hope* that’s not on the table for T-day.
24.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do they call you Miss Jackson?
24.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 023-6 don’t count?
4 yds in the 2nd half.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a briefcase of bees, must be in want of someone to hit.”
23.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chekhov’s Briefcase of Bees
If a briefcase of bees appears in the first act, it must hit someone by the third.
Sounds like most of the Alien franchise.
23.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought he was the Zodiac Killer?
23.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone who ate airport food during their layover.
22.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Song lyric, “I want you to want me.”
You can use that to look up the rest if you’re curious enough.
Embrace the Power of AND.
22.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I read the series for a while after he showed up outta nowhere, and I can’t remember anything like a satisfying solo story arc for the guy.
Maybe they did something cool with him after I stopped buying comics, but… eh.
I’m assuming you mean axe throwing.
But ace throwing does sound kind of funny/rude.
