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I genuinely hope that Diddy gets the chair. Vile human being. Not just for killing 2Pac and Biggie (I miss him everyday) but for being an oiled up rapist and making a bunch of retarded children turn genuine molestation into an unfunny meme response to anyone they don't like.

Scaphism his ass.

That or just don't buy nintendo games because their shit is poop.
But yeah NFC chip I am 100% down for make (NINTENDO) lose money they have had it far too good for WAY too long. Don't care they "saved the game industry" because Mario 3 was slightly better than the Gilligan's Island NES game.

I wanna impregnate gremlin and fuck up her insides.

The world revolves around me. Brush my hair, rub my belly, get me snacks, order me doordash. Max out your credit cards trying to appease me and I still act like an ungrateful brat. All while I sit like a shut-in NEET in my room providing nothing, getting fatter and fatter

I already did especially fat feet :>

It's time to get into the holiday spirit

Art trade with the great @batspid2.bsky.social

an old work~ some zootopia characters study~ #zootopia

Yeahhhh eat that shit get fatter

tapping the sign

reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)

you should never do this

Toriel and her gremlin child- i mean Kris

#deltarune #fanart #fatfur

My friend told me to install LED blue headlights in my car and replace my regular ones and I told him to gag down a dick. I fucking hate brights especially when you're being tailgated by a guy too afraid to pass.

Baja Blast insulin anyone?

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

two tumblr posts by @squeakitties 1) "every discord server needs a :flushed: and :flooshed: variant unique to it" 2) two screenshots of two custom discord emojis; ":stingby:" is a bee-like Mario enemy; "stingboyoying" is the same image but expanded outwards to look exaggerated

Merry krismas everyone, tis the season
Padoru Muffet for you
#undertale #muffet #bupitart #padoru

My Top Artist of 2025 Spotify

I am the biggest offspring fan In the entire fucking world.

www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands

a computer with arms and legs, wearing shades, sitting in a chair, one leg crossed over the other, holding a drink in one hand, pointing upwards with the other, a cigar in its mouth. a thought bubble says 'joke!'

illustration, oh!x, magazine (1988) archive.org/details/oh-x...

grandpa in hospice whose dying wish is to own his gay grandson with facts and logic

I fucked up and now I owe $2,540.39 to Garfield Eats from purchasing paw coins and lasagna tickets. They are threatening to break my thumbs and have already killed my wife and children.

I appreciate it. Sorry for being a downer. I'm having an episode.

• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”

Chel as a fat, rich, empress living a debauch lifestyle in The City of Gold
For @hooliganfreak.bsky.social

Frankenstein movie came out recently, so…here’s the anatomy of Abby Normal!
Drawn by @galactabee.bsky.social

I didn't know you had a paw fetish :o

In-joke in my server that I drew