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I got a similar "I'm not supposed to get an erection" boner to "Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs." talking about the wealthy populace growing fatter and hungrier.

To me, huge_ass is just big_ass

the fact that i can tell this donut specifically is from dunkin because of both the greyish pink frosting and the hard thunk it makes dropping on the plate rather than any squish is kind of telling how much of a fat chud i am which is equal measures horny and depressing

The dark wizard knows exactly where to hit Reyda to get her to do what she wants (her stomach)

Bunnies are just naturally obese and huge, it's an unspoken and unwritten rule.

genuinely the biggest fuck you I've seen in years

Death to corporate pride and I'm not joking. NOTHING good has ever come from a company trying to use LGBTQ labels in a way to make themselves look good.

I drew this big bat on a very small graphics tablet🤨

Important stock art for anyone who needs a picture of some egghead about to cluelessly blow himself up with an oversized stick of dynamite

everything worth doing causes weight gain

I relate more to the old school furries and the classic AO3 way of thinking so I try to keep that dream alive. I don't give a fuck about furry fandom drama. It's all meaningless white noise. I don't give a fuck someone is dressed up like a goddamn incredibles villain. WHO CARES?

True but it's always been like that sadly. Ever since we put the first asshole into power nothing has gone right. At least back even 30 years ago we had people who actually gave a shit but the enshittifcation of everything, with a lower QOL for all, have made people more aware of the horrors.

YouTube video by Lucien Hughes ＳＵＮＤＡＹ ＳＣＨＯＯＬ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa...

We had good things back then to take the pain away when it came to our entertainment and lives. We got NOTHING of the sort today and it's only gotten worse. Even during the 50s the CIA was trying to do MK-ultra experiments but canned it when they decided to make 24/7 discourse their mind control.

One day soon baby we can go to a buffet and you can feed me like a heart attack bar and grill nurse until I am too obese and lumpy all over to wear an apron meant for a 600 pound elephant sized lardass <3333

Epic Life Hax: (#69)

You can eat the donuts from the Krispy Kreme dumpster. Cops WON'T stop you, homeless people will share with you, and underpaid employees will NOT risk their lives in order to prevent you from stealing their waste.

Everything is free when you don't wanna pay.

You gotta practice what you preach, sugarlump. If I say I am an obesity glorifying fatass than I need to show it by eating until I become bedbound 💚🐈

Then you can spend your days snuggled up next to me on the bariatric bed squishing my gut and sloppily feeding me big boy dinners >:-3

You know it sugar 💚 Guess I have come around and will keep fattening up all of my chunky lipo tissue~ Won't it be nice having your paws squeezing my gut flesh while I devour my 10th box of oreos?~

Big fat chud needs his gamerslop <3

*slaps my big sagging cauldon gut paunch as another ~Blhhuurrp~ escapes me~* You know you love it, kitty~ Big fat chud belly with nowhere to go but higher numbers on the scale~

I wanna FUCK this cow.

Annoying discord server furry: "WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS?"

Me:

I eat two toasts in the morning, I eat two toasts at night
I eat two toasts in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I eat two toasts in time of peace, and two in time of war
I eat two toasts before I eat two toasts, and then I eat two more

If you told me a few years ago that the phrase “I’m such a fat fucking chud” would become a huge turn on for me… I mean, I’d wholeheartedly believe you. My loins get fired up by all kinds of things that are odder than that.

But seriously, a beautifully engorged fatass saying that makes me swoon 💕

My culture is not their costume.
I am the fattest fucking chud <3 *Bwuuuuuuuuuuoroooorp~*

You sip a new soda

It's refreshing, you can feel the bubbles and soda sliding down..but the fizzy feeling doesn't stop

With a groan your midsection is swelling out, clothing stretching and tearing as you get rounder and lighter with fizz

Til you resemble a bubble yourself~

"Ma'am, do not get closer. There has been an outbreak. Your gas is causing rapid weight gain and it's spreading."

"What do you...-Bwurrooorp-...mean? I'm not sick...just a bit hungry."

"If we do not put you in quaratine you risk-...OH MY GOD, MY SUIT IS RIPPED. I'M INFECTED."

*Belches in your face*BUUURRPPP!

Oh sorry I got that gassy infection uuurp

that makes you super bloated and swell up like a big gassy balloon and infect others by belching on them, BUUURRP*burps and swells more*

Oh sorry you might be infected too*Belches in your face again as our bellies swell*

What if I sat on the Ski Bench and broke it under my fat ass? 😳

Government doesn't want you to know this, but the goblins in the park are free. You can just take them. I have 278 goblins.

I feel like there's gotta be some Proud Vietnam Veteran out there who saw this and committed American Seppuku (buy farm equipment with a bank loan and then shoot yourself in a Dennys) in complete shame