Peter Keep

Poulin please be ok, hope she's sitting as a precaution

Kill a 5-3 power play and then score 10 seconds later, incredible

i hate work day

I don't know anything about collectable plushies but the one on the right is very cute

It’s truly not necessary to state a domestic abuser’s rookie stats. How the fuck is that relevant?

Natasha Cloud and Tiff Hayes hugging affectionately behind Kelsey Plum's post-game interview

Apologies to Rae Burrell, Kah is cooking everyone right now

Rae getting absolutely cooked by Kah right now

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Thanks! Happy to share!

Aaliyah Edwards getting taken down by Brittney Sykes.

I'm glad it's helpful! I'll hopefully get to use it as a reference on my campus, too.

Aaliyah, please, I'm begging you, come home!
@tempobasketball.bsky.social make it happen, please!!

This is a much better version of what I said at a thing where I was asked to say stuff like this, but then never asked to say stuff again.

🎉🍁🎉

This might interest anyone who wants 34 links that, when combined, say, "Why are you all trying to put GenAI bullshit on our campus???"

Generative AI ∉ (Teaching ∪ Learning) There are no ethical use cases for generative AI in higher education

I finished writing it all up: Generative AI ∉ (Teaching ∪ Learning). I'm going to keep using this as a reference, incomplete as it is
www.peter-keep.com/2026-02-06-g...

#Unrivaled is so perfect as a way of ending the week

Incredibly disappointing and also incredibly unsurprising that they didn't allow that. I agree, I've been trying to bring the same perspective to every talk I give there, and especially to the Math Intensive committee

I saw it! The title definitely stuck with me and I am trying my best to replicate it on campus. It's a great title since it's impossible to misinterpret or ignore.

Typing up a big list of facts and sources and it keeps getting longer and wow it's almost like this is a pretty obvious conclusion to make.

You cannot steal what is freely given

🥰 I love this, I need to break that one out again this semester!!

Congratulations on an unbelievable career to one of the best to ever do it.

If Buck Martinez is not added to the #BlueJays' Level of Excellence, I'll climb up there and paint it on myself.

Thread 6: The Ito Lemma

Fyi, a lot of what I'll go over today is covered in Chapter 4 of "Stochastic Methods" by Crispin Gardiner, but this is a pretty standard derivation too, and I explained it in a way I think makes more sense. For today I am going to derive Ito's Lemma for you. (1/n)

Some teaching advice I got once was that if a student tells you that "everybody thinks..." or "nobody understands..." about a class, then it's probably just them accidentally projecting their own feelings, or that they are referring to their specific group of friends/peers in the class.

Anyways.

I don't want to know the answer to this, please don't answer this, but what does someone who thinks like this use for like, mid-week-too-tired-to-cook meals if not stir fry and trash tacos?

They already got CP3, what more do you want them to do?

(This is hopefully very obviously sarcastic)

There are a lot of words in that headline that should never go together. WTAF