This is a 2018 story but it made me laugh out loud today. Canadian grit and humour at it's finest.
The subhead reads "Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into a werewolf, mom says"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Canadian author, poet, meme collector. Particular interests - mental health, puzzles, democracy, writing, subversive art. Neurodivergent nurse with a love for sharing shitposts and intermittently sharing snips of poems or a potential horror story.
This is a 2018 story but it made me laugh out loud today. Canadian grit and humour at it's finest.
The subhead reads "Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into a werewolf, mom says"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Scientists: "Food gives you energy"
Me after eating:
Some falafels in my garden
I just love the feeling you get at this time of year in the British countryside that all of nature is waking up. Today I found this nest of falafels in my garden and itβs going to be so exciting watching them hatch.
19.02.2026 09:56 β π 210 π 19 π¬ 13 π 0One of our pfriends brought Jeremy a whole tub of lettuce and I let him have it all at once.
18.02.2026 18:08 β π 386 π 34 π¬ 15 π 3A yellow car is parked by two large irregularly shaped giant packages on pallets. The top half of each 5 foot x 4 foot x 4 foot pallet is covered in corrugated cardboard with the lower half looking like painted particle board. All of it is encased in sheathed plastic wrap. The delivery docket says this weights 1200 lbs total. There's snow on all the ground except the strip of road visible on the mid right of the pic. There are white birches and evergreens both behind the car and along the right side of the road. The sky is infinitely blue, the sun shining. I'm so lucky today was delivery day - there were many other days ahead and behind then this would not have been so easy to manage.
My kitchen cabinets finally arrived and it's sunny not snowing or blowing a gale, and I was able to find helpers to get the cabinets inside in an hour. I feel very blessed.
27.02.2026 22:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A yellow car is mostly covered in a blanket of snow. The accumulation on the car seems higher than the multiple inches evident on the red shed behind the car and the black garbage bin in the foreground. There are lots of deciduous trees behind all this, with some scattered pines. There's a red tractor in the background. It's very sunny, with blue skies and bright shadows on the snow.
The back yard with snow thigh-deep. The sky is blue, the sun is shining creating shadow stripe effects from lower right to mid left. There are multiple pines in the background along with scattered deciduous trees I don't know yet, and the leafless tree mid right is a giant lilac.
I just moved from BC Canada to PEI and I am struggling to adjust my expectations. As I'm currently under a blanket of snow, I might need to adjust them even further. I do LOVE the winter sun though, it's glorious.
27.02.2026 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No one βneedsβ to comply with executive orders, which do not have the force of law. They πβπππ π to do so. π‘
27.02.2026 19:34 β π 34 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I need to go buy some lamb now as a nod to the universe for the werewolf on skis.
27.02.2026 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HBO The Newsroom www.nbcnews.com/video/will-m...
27.02.2026 03:25 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Dutch Bros employees surprised a shelter volunteer with enough pup cups for every dog in the shelter. 13/10 for all (TT: juliesaraceno2)
26.02.2026 16:43 β π 5682 π 964 π¬ 150 π 110Went to report them and the account is SUSPENDED. Well done all.
25.02.2026 22:13 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0a smooth gray oblong shape is laying on a fluffy white pillow, for safekeeping. it appears to be a large basalt sample. it has a white band near one end that resembles a wide mineral vein of white quartz or calcite. there is no banana for scale, so itβs just as possible that this is a gray pitbull asleep on her side with all of her paws tucked in, but weβre sticking with rock for now.
We only rate dogs. This is a really cool rock. We can understand why you would want to share, but please only send dogs. Thank you⦠12/10 (TT: xansinthebong)
25.02.2026 21:30 β π 6401 π 463 π¬ 133 π 24A woman with long red hair is speaking in front of a medical clinic, with a caption reading βBRONWYN PAGE SAW THE MONKEY."
She sometimes did drugs
But she wasn't a junkie
She crawled down the street
Her gait slow and clunky
Her head pounded like
It was kicked by a donkey
Her eyes were on fire
Her stomach felt funky
And then she saw it
All grinning and spunky
It was surely not real but
A close view of the face and eye of a Brown Pelican, done in colored pencil.
Some birds just look like old souls. Brown Pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis), colored pencils on Canson pastel paper.
π§ͺπΏππͺΆπ‘ #wildlife #scicomm #scientificillustration #visualscicomm #birdart #birds #ColoredPencil #drawing
Available for Canadians too! Highly recommended.
25.02.2026 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They deliver - I got my first edition recently in PEI.
25.02.2026 21:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the ONION Volume 62, issue 2 showing the above the fold articles including the main headline of "340 million americans killed in botched training exercise" with the subhead of "US military mishap annihilates nation." There's also the teaser of J.K Rowling escapes Insane (cut off by the fold). And a picture of the orange tub looking more snow-kissed than usual, with startling whites UNDER the eyes, a white lower lip and snowy sparkles on his left cheek and neck. All the hair dye appears to have leaked into his facial skin, as his hair is definitively white, while his skin tone is rosy jaundice. Teasers on the left include a link to Olympics coverage, a commentary titled "Historians will look back on this moment as a time when lots of people got air fryers" and what seems to be a photo of a blue balloon poodle.
I just got my first paper AND added another subscription for a family member. Doing my bit from Canada.
25.02.2026 21:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)
25.02.2026 17:36 β π 7204 π 890 π¬ 161 π 58Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
25.02.2026 17:47 β π 5231 π 1900 π¬ 28 π 65These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all
25.02.2026 00:53 β π 15384 π 2717 π¬ 253 π 326
Boardwalk at the Edge of the World //
The wind was so fierce, I had to strap my hat to my chin so it wouldn't fly off into the drink!
#capespear #newfoundland #photography
#nationalparks #landscapephotography
#sunrise #canada #travel #travelphotography #eastcoast
#eastcoastkin #rockintuesday
I urged all members to reject the removal of the Digital Services Tax. Letting US big tech off the hook means walking away from $7.2B that could fund public services and infrastructure. We should not be abandoning Canadian policy simply because of pressure from Donald Trump.
24.02.2026 17:51 β π 64 π 17 π¬ 3 π 4This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)
23.02.2026 23:55 β π 23986 π 3815 π¬ 397 π 299Dog staring philosophically out at ocean
Yes, he knew he was a good boy.
But how good?
two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that
being at the age where everyone you know is having children
22.02.2026 06:21 β π 9007 π 2684 π¬ 51 π 162π€£
22.02.2026 20:55 β π 11037 π 1189 π¬ 259 π 32
Many Canadians, especially members of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community, are in Puerto Vallarta, where violence has quickly escalated. A shelter-in-place order is in effect.
Please stay vigilant and consult the Government of Canada travel advisories for Mexico: travel.gc.ca/destinations...
This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his 'Adopt Me' backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he's featured has found a forever home.
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And there's the next reason it was such a good idea to cancel recently. Fuck this abusive excuse for "journalism".
22.02.2026 00:35 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Is it fair? Who cares? He doesn't.
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