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I read and I make memes. Sometimes I'm smart.

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Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane."

Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."

20.02.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I think dogs are the closest to spren we can have. Once we train them to talk, we'll be unstoppable. Also, A+ name right there. ❀️

13.02.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard.

13.02.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Eeeeexcellent ❀️

31.01.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions.

31.01.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely did.

19.01.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaagreeeeed. This book was...... A LOT.

12.01.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I certainly understand. I got ZERO reading done during Christmas vacation because I had my kids constantly demanding attention. It wasn't until they were back into their normal routine that I was able to make progress.

10.01.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read.

09.01.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.01.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all.

08.01.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😢πŸ₯²

24.12.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I'm right there with you. I love Shallan. I think she's a very complex, nuanced character who gets way more criticism because people hate teenaged girls far more than any other type of character in literature. The misogyny is rough.

21.12.2024 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have some theories about why people hate her. Some are valid (she does some genuinely classist/racist things in early content)... some of them are not...

21.12.2024 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I NEEEEED IIIIIIIIT.

20.12.2024 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

His role in Wicked was 1000% Adolin-coded.

19.12.2024 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesssssssss YESSSSSSS

19.12.2024 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it.

19.12.2024 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

(Marsh has two points 😌)

16.12.2024 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point."

16.12.2024 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times.

16.12.2024 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I took a BIG step back from Reddit because of just how misogynistic that space has been when I tiptoed into it. *shudders*

16.12.2024 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed

15.12.2024 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh.

...right?

#cosmere #fantasybooks

(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"β€”things Sanderson has said about the books.)

14.12.2024 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

During a team meeting, my coworkers asked me how my trip to Utah went. Over the course of the next fifteen minutes, without intending to, I told them all about the #cosmere and the massive event that was #dsnx24. Eight professionals in the finance industry now know that I'm a Major Nerdℒ️. Huzzah.

13.12.2024 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

*sobs*

11.12.2024 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Them: "I read fantasy to escape the real world."

Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them*

Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..."

11.12.2024 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so glad!! ❀️ It's one of my absolute favorites.

11.12.2024 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I forgot how to breathe the moment I cracked this book open ngl. #stormlightarchive #cosmere

10.12.2024 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so glad I got to meet you! Honor, life, and jade ❀️

10.12.2024 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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