Everyone on the NFCNorthMemeWar subreddit thinks I'm a dude, and that makes insulting them feel nice.
02.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Everyone on the NFCNorthMemeWar subreddit thinks I'm a dude, and that makes insulting them feel nice.
02.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tom Brady goofy smiling because he fucking loves football.
I couldn't stand Tom Brady for a long time. But man, this dude fucking loves announcing.
Hell has frozen over. I like him now. Anyone who loves what they're doing is fun to watch. Look at the goofy ass smile.
Alright, back to the hole.
P.s. - FTP
Dropping in to ask you to join us for our #extralife4kids stream! We're doing a 10am - 10pm stream, are about four hours in, and have already reached our $1k goal. All proceeds go to @luriechildrens.bsky.social
Twitch.tv/somanybits
It's a Pride Miracle! 🌈
05.06.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#FFIX #FFIX25th
04.06.2025 23:54 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Folks, stop. He won't live that long.
05.06.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Looks like I'll be back, @southsidesox.bsky.social
05.06.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Further evidence that the Campfire Milkshake is all-knowing. www.southsidesox.com/2024/4/16/24...
05.06.2025 17:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The graphic will live forever ☄️
29.04.2025 14:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Expedition 33 is teaching me French vulgarities. 🤌🏻
24.04.2025 15:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did we flip timelines when I was sleeping again?
31.03.2025 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Schriffen isn't on Twitter anymore, does that mean he's redeemable?
31.03.2025 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excited to read everyone's caps again!
27.03.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02025 White Sox: bracing for disaster in most situations, not limited to just baseball
27.03.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brain on 2025: pleasedon't rashpleasedon'tcrash
27.03.2025 20:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
John Schriffen: "Opening Day should be a holiday, because we all would love to get the day off..."
Another season of tone-deaf idiocy from this clown, and it's not even first pitch.
Jackiiiiiiii! 🩷🩷🩷
28.02.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Friendly reminder about the small, kind things you can do for strangers that don't cost money.
27.02.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This cardinal hand feeding and cooing at me like an angel is my favorite. youtube.com/shorts/8I85N...
16.02.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I started an all bird youtube channel for those who like slow-motion videos of birds feeding out of my hand (with no commentary). youtube.com/@urbanbird31...
16.02.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Earning the trust of wild animals is getting me one step closer to my true calling: lighthouse ghost on an all-seasons island
12.02.2025 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Behold my wild pets. They were shy this morning, but we got there.
It never gets old.
Home Movies is my all-time favorite comfort show!
31.01.2025 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We're at the *Sephiroth summoned meteor* part of America.
We're at the Black Gate and the Mouth of Sauron just showed us Frodo's mithryl armor.
I think we have to be our own heroes this time.
What if we all got Guy Fieri haircuts to see who are true friends are
30.01.2025 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you Melissa! 🩷
23.01.2025 16:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you!
23.01.2025 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's my 43rd birthday and it's about to be Harry's sixth birthday.
I deleted my Twitter account today and that's a big deal, because career things.
Rest in piss, x.
That maybe-cancer-dot face pic from when I was stuck in Dallas for two days last week is what all people visiting Dallas look like, I think
20.01.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Birthday week:
*avoid all news for 4 years
*handfeed my wild pet birds
*attempt to platinum Rebirth
*try not to write ten hours a day, the thing I've been doing(my brain is rotting)
*get this red dot on my face screened for fuckin cancer
*Distant Worlds Chicago
*Bills AFC championship holy fuck