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Mr. T the Taco

@mrtthetaco.bsky.social

Flavourite toy of @pickliciousf.bsky.social but identifies as 💯% real taco. Victim of domestic violence. I have fillings too but I DONUT want to 🌮 ‘bout it!

932 Followers  |  6 Following  |  62 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.1669

Latest posts by mrtthetaco.bsky.social on Bluesky

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02.01.2025 06:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of people are standing next to each other in front of a plant . ALT: a group of people are standing next to each other in front of a plant .

I for one believe you now, Mr. @mrrickygervais.bsky.social

09.12.2024 05:49 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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03.12.2024 11:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…up yours, I hope.

02.12.2024 20:58 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Bc she doesn’t know how to operate a hammer.

28.11.2024 19:08 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is dancing in front of a red background ALT: a man in a military uniform is dancing in front of a red background
28.11.2024 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It wasn’t meant to be funny, you weirdough!
It was meant to be painful.

28.11.2024 11:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a person is laying on the floor in front of a display of zap ALT: a person is laying on the floor in front of a display of zap

Are you having a tempura tantrum?

28.11.2024 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hit her with the book!

28.11.2024 06:46 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Mint your own biscuit, you nosy mustard!

27.11.2024 19:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one would be apple to copy all of that…

24.11.2024 14:21 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Go fork yourshellf🖕

22.11.2024 17:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Uncanny, @mrrickygervais.bsky.social !
#TheBangles

21.11.2024 16:02 — 👍 42    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

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21.11.2024 05:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sharing a bit of #WednesdayWisdom bc #SharingIsCaring - but NUT if it’s #STD.

20.11.2024 19:04 — 👍 89    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

This is NUT what it looks like!
I was drugged!

19.11.2024 05:18 — 👍 70    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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18.11.2024 05:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

DONUT CALL ME SURELY!

17.11.2024 20:55 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She’s NUT just singing those words to poor Lentil Duckingham - she’s obviously harassing him and must be cancelled🤨

17.11.2024 17:14 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rude!
What if I asked you the same?!

17.11.2024 16:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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17.11.2024 11:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Free friends? I hear Miss @janefallon.bsky.social had to pay for hers.

16.11.2024 11:04 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Teaser for my upcoming documentary “My life in a corn shell” - narrated by Sir
David Cattenborough

16.11.2024 10:26 — 👍 164    🔁 12    💬 7    📌 0

Mexpect this: 🖕

16.11.2024 06:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a little girl in a red and purple dress is holding a comb and saying stay away ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is holding a comb and saying stay away
16.11.2024 06:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell Gigi she can kiss my butter!

16.11.2024 06:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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15.11.2024 20:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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donald trump wearing a blue suit and red tie stands in front of a crowd ALT: donald trump wearing a blue suit and red tie stands in front of a crowd

Too late.
He juiced told me he wants to grab your cat or something…

15.11.2024 19:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go away!

15.11.2024 18:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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