Brawnald Dangerson

a man and a woman are sitting in a vehicle with the man holding a steering wheel Alt: Austin Powers and Liz Hurley (forget the character name) in a steamroller slowly headed toward a guard, he puts his hand up to stop them as though he can't move despite them being several feet away, classic gag

Graham Platner's inevitability:

Trying to make us forget why everyone south of me speaks Spanish except for Brazil

Trying to quickly smoke a bowl and ending up making Fallout feral ghoul sounds

"Are the politicians bad? No. It is the whole of society. I am very smart."

Brain: walshed

One time I put one on a Spider Man action figure's head and melted his face. Was pretty cool.

I'm getting really sick of hearing well to do people talk about good """""we""""" have had it until recently

"Oh is my surly demeanor making you uncomfortable? Well that pisses me off!" - weirdly common guy

Sometimes the only rebuttal is "uppercut jaw in half"

You have the brain of a dog if you still view the Democrats as an opposition party. There are likely dogs smarter than you and more capable of recognizing cause and effect.

Disclaimer: Figures added up by spooky, scary Muslims

So what the fuck does she want?

I think theory could serve as inoculation but vague progressives over there are doomed to eventually start referring to themselves as "the goyim"

We just need to reach across the aisle and come to bipartisan solutions with these rabid zealots foaming at the mouth as they wage a holy war and preach of the end times

A take so dumb it makes you cry out for magic

More like Du-bye

Worked my way back into them but the head kicks are still there. Pretty flashy shit for a 40 year old man.

The relief that comes when something you thought was indicative of a serious problem was just you being oblivious

Has anyone ever pointed out that SMART phones have largely made us STUPID? What a world!

More like Du-bye

"It's not misinformation if I agree with it."

So my layman's read is that a materially depleted US and Israel has engaged a country with an infinite missile cheat activated thanks to expectation and homegrown manufacturing facilities. Seems smart and well thought out!

Living in the US and fear mongering about a foreign government is a class signifier

Send lawyers, guns and money

Support for him has seemingly appeared in a vacuum and is completely baffling until you remember he is wealthy

Iran started this war. Don't ask how and don't you dare look into a single particular. Accept it on faith or you will not be taken seriously by a single empowered grotesque.

Veneers really take you through the teeth region of the uncanny valley

Being successful in America is as easy as being born into money or eventually selling your soul to someone who had regular correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein

My personal style is try and look as hot as possible in a t shirt and jeans

The absolute tackiest of losers