Lemon Wizard

“You stand here that I would not die alone again. Still I die afraid.” - Da Earf 🌏 (III)

😭Peak writing.

It’s 1:30pm. I’m on my second coffee and blasting Pink Pony Club in my car while doing work errands. It’s a decent day.

Big. Fuckin. Mood. Add the inability to escape due to lack of funds and oh I don’t know maybe the whole planes falling out of the sky thing, and we just get to sit and be embarrassed by our country. Again. For like the 5th time.

Why do the two “most powerful men” in America have nothing better to do than tweet and complain about people who disagree with them? I think the president should have something better to do. But hey, that’s what happens when a child gains power. It’s like a high schooler trying to flex.

I am so unbelievably excited for JoCat videos on MHWilds. They can come out a year after release and I’ll still be just as hyped.

What if us complaining about ugly sonic is what got us here? If we had just given him a chance maybe we wouldn’t have to deal with facist Nazis running our country.

What if, man. What if.

One of the service guys walked into my office on the phone “Bro no one touched MY balls. This is bullshit I want a refund on that physical.”

CULT CULT CULT CULT

Spite is just whimsy with an extra ingredient: Anger/disdain/loathing/take your pick.

Welp, time to destroy any semblance of good habits with money I have. But the table calls to me.

Frump administration shrunk my tea cans. This is the future the right wanted. Normal size tea cans. BRING BACK FULL SIZE PEACE TEA YOU FUCKS. This has been my rant today.

a ground squirrel is standing on its hind legs on a wooden ledge . ALT: a ground squirrel is standing on its hind legs on a wooden ledge .

My general disposition the last couple weeks. And probably the coming months.

a picture of a blue whale (c Andrew Sutton). Kendrick lamar walks on it’s back, smiling at the camera

say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge

Where is Thanos when you need him? But a Thanos that specifically hates the rich. Cause there are a couple fucksticks that need to be snapped out.

I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter by Brandon Sanderson is my favorite book. Or if you want a series, The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini is a wonderful high fantasy with a really cool magic system.

The story of Noah is about mankind losing a war against God because he deploys a weapon of mass destruction and then only saves his snitch

At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks:

1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1

Not a week goes by that I don’t wish I could wipe Armored Core VI from my memory so I could experience it for the first time again. Absolute masterpiece.

I’m here to rebel against the government and chew bubblegum. And I just got bubblegum in my beard. Help.