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@zapsmear.bsky.social

Sometimes an Artist | Often a collector of brass trinkets | Always a secret third thing | ๐ŸšซMinors DNI๐ŸšซAnti AI๐Ÿšซ They/Them

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A photo of a shrimp goblet -  a rare find indeed!

A photo of a shrimp goblet - a rare find indeed!

All ya'll shrimp FREAKS out there should check out my studio-mate's newest drop.

www.etsy.com/shop/michael...

17.02.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is me if you care

17.02.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™m just searching like a loon or what, but figuring out these Clip Studio pressure settings are going to drive me insane.

17.02.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tonightโ€™s dumb napkin cartoonโ€ฆ

16.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26436    ๐Ÿ” 5097    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 202    ๐Ÿ“Œ 148
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ERSATZ | PILOT
YouTube video by saint greaver ERSATZ | PILOT

Ersatz is OUT!
The indie pilot I've been solo-animating for 1.5 years is now on youtube. Check it out!
youtu.be/yf2tBjHvx9s?...

10.01.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1743    ๐Ÿ” 831    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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olfactory soup

12.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Havenโ€™t drawn a shrimp in a while

12.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Jester like character in bright magenta and blue-black patterns with a porcelain mask

Jester like character in bright magenta and blue-black patterns with a porcelain mask

Wake up puppet boy ๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽ 

I've redesigned him so many times that Ive basically fully repainted this maybe 15 times so I giveth up here he is, I will just design him 500 outfits and masks to cycle to resolve this issue

11.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1049    ๐Ÿ” 316    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿชถ Lone Harpy, my final piece for day 42 of sharing my artwork for No Place Like Homebrew by Roll & Play Press
AD: Sam Bartlett

Itโ€™s been so fun sharing all the work I did for this book, and even better getting to see the finished thing and all the other illustrations inside!

11.02.2026 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a kid who was kept away from their roots growing up, last nightโ€™s performance was emotional to say the least.

09.02.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’•

09.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

09.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25122    ๐Ÿ” 5898    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
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Something to take the edge off ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’•

09.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sketch of two characters holding hands and very close to each other.

Sketch of two characters holding hands and very close to each other.

08.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4907    ๐Ÿ” 859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
A black and white drawing of a corpse that reads โ€œIf I just try harder, then maybe it wonโ€™t kill me.โ€

A black and white drawing of a corpse that reads โ€œIf I just try harder, then maybe it wonโ€™t kill me.โ€

08.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1176    ๐Ÿ” 269    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I ate too much polenta. I feel like a fat Italian rat thatโ€™s full of too much polenta

08.02.2026 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing I learned very early while growing up skeptical in the south: Speaking about Jesus is one thing, while speaking like him is another.

04.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a guy
#ersatz

22.01.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#ersatz
๐Ÿž

24.01.2026 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mmmmmmmmmmoophead | #ersatz |

04.02.2026 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I just almost write a fucking haiku

03.02.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the waiting room. I shaved my mustache for this. Iโ€™m shaking like one of those little dogs.

03.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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See also: Kendrickโ€™s smile when BB won album of the year ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’•

03.02.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Normally I dread the Super Bowl, but now I only dread my friends witnessing the emotional whiplash between me vibing to Green Day and promptly sobbing when Bad Bunny performs DtMF.

03.02.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just a gay little animal

03.02.2026 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 182    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a dream that I could take my face apart piece by piece like one of those anatomical models. Woke up envious.

03.02.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our humidifier is the only thing keeping me from making a pact with numerous devils.

03.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if he takes it and never gives it back?

03.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctor tomorrow. Do you think heโ€™ll let me keep my nose?

03.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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