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YouTube video by Amanda's Mild Takes Schumer gets Thune to cave

Keep the pressure on your local representatives. It is working. youtube.com/shorts/Xco1Y...

May the internet gremlins restore your service the minute you leave your driveway

I’m sure your isp appreciates your contribution

It’s got three hours to figure it’s ish out !!

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a gun in a forest . ALT: a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a gun in a forest .

in less than 25 years since 9/11, New Yorkers, with their highest turnout since the 1960s, have elected the city’s first Muslim mayor. Proud of you.

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Newsom: The New Testament and Old Testament have one dominant thing in common—Matthew, Isaiah, Luke, Proverbs, go down the list—it’s about food, about serving those who are hungry. It’s not a suggestion; it’s core and essential to what it means to align with God’s will.

Dozens of States Sue Trump Administration Over Planned Food Stamp Cuts

The Trump administration has a rainy day fund that will keep SNAP from expiring in November. Trump is refusing to use it.

Funding SNAP isn't a choice he can make. It's a legal obligation. USDA must release the funds and stop punishing the American people.
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YouTube video by Robert Reich Why This Is Not a Normal Government Shutdown

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My friend Mike, just ignore it.

Bill Burr Defends Performing at Controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival: “They’re Just Like Us” The actor-comedian details his experience at the event: "Definitely one of the top three experiences I've ever had ... I think it's going to lead to a lot of positive things."

Surprisingly lame excuse around obvious censorship coupled with a weird can-you-believe-they-are-not-all-on-camels naïveté about Saudi Arabia. Really a sad miss by Bill Burr www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

a man with a mustache is laughing with his mouth open Alt: Pedro Pascal is laughing into a cry

Why does it take an ugly cry to get a 7 hour straight sleep?

Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka Reveals Riyadh Fest’s “Censorship Rules” After Turning Down Gig With Saudi Arabia's Riyadh Comedy Festival kicking off this weekend, Atsuko Okatsuka has revealed some of the event's strict terms.

I understand getting your bag. And sometimes you gotta question if the bag is worth.

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YouTube video by Official George Carlin What would George say 🤔 #whatamIdoinginNewJersey #georgecarlin #standupcomedy

Miss him

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Owners of missing cat believe he jumped into Amazon delivery van: ‘We’re not blaming anybody’ Twitch the cat has been missing ever since a delivery van pulled up to his home with the doors open.

Twitch, the cat, is missing, and an Amazon delivery truck may be the culprit.

I need Twitch and Amazon to make this a priority.

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Twitch has banned Mizkif for 7 Days for joking about Charlie Kirk.

"Fuck Twitch, man, fuck this bullshit. Why did I get banned during a sponsor? Are they serious?"

Just an advisory for people going to #TwitchCon San Diego this year, the Saturday of TwitchCon, Oct 18th, there will be protests part of a national day of protests about a mile north of the convention starting in the morning. The last major protest rally in June drew about 60k people.

I’m feeling super productive today. What I actually only did: brushed my teeth, walked the dog AND washed my kitchen floor. Ooh MS life.

The National dedicates front page to Trump and Epstein after protest arrests

The National's front page today asks a big question: Is it a crime to share a picture of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump? 👇

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Water notice. Do you know how difficult it is to NOT salt a stock pot full of water that you’re about to boil??? Damn you muscle memory.