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Sorry I forgot to pay attention while you were speaking. I was thinking about all the weird things I am going to Google later.

For a well known stoner, Seth Rogan is working way too much. Stop setting the bar so high.

19.4 km/h: 🇫🇷 Valentin Paret Peintre’s average speed on the Mont Ventoux.

#TDF2025

I have so many negative things to say about the Pat Mcaffe show but, why is there so much shit on their desks?

I am blown away computers still have recycle bins.

Dell world isn't messing around with the badges.

Jasmine crocket is my political spirit animal

How is Taylor Jenkins Reid writing so many books so fast? Is this a james Patterson type of thing

Displacement and Resettlement - Sesame Workshop Explore free, bilingual resources that displaced or refugee families can use to begin a new, hopeful chapter after moving to a new home.

Just crying in the bathroom on accident because sesame street has a whole resource guide on displacement and it's amazing but shouldn't be a thing that is necessary.

Good people are doing good things.

sesameworkshop.org/topics/displ...

I feel dumb when a song I loved as a kid is sampled from an older song. I hear the original and feel a tiny bit robbed/tricked. I need to listen all the music ever now.

It's great I'll never be famous so I don't have to go on that show where you eat hot wings and cry and throw up. That's exactly what I would do

Who does a state of the union on Mardi Gras? Dude chill we aren't ready for that kinda bs yet.

They should rename buttholes to Brown Town. Nothing has ever made more sense.

If Mardi Gras parades were year round I would totally have a six pack

WebMD "How to curb your food cravings" aka have you tried not eating you fat, lazy jerk? I feel seen WebMD.

Paul Cathen aka big velvet sounds like he wears a lot of robes with no shirt and sunglasses indoors.

Breaking bad now has me suspicious of vaccum cleaner stores and repair.

Is there a decomposable and non toxic way to put wildflower seeds in chewing tobacco and pouches so the crap on the ground can become something beautiful.

I hate going to bed. I hate waking up. I love sleeping but forget until I have to wake up. What's a boy to do?

Why does Jake Peralta drive his civic instead of a police car sometimes.

How many things did they light on fire and smoke before they figure out cigarettes?

A facebook post from Lisa Murkowski: I want to thank Alaskans who have been reaching out to my offices in D.C. and across Alaska. The U.S. Senate phone system has been receiving around 1,600 calls each minute, compared to the 40 calls per minute we usually receive, which has disrupted our call systems. Thank you for your patience as my staff works to review your messages and share them with me. We’re all working to get this issue resolved as quickly as possible.

Murkowski says call volume to the Senate is now 40x higher than normal:

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/h...

to call this a clown show is unfair to clowns. pure madness. like playing russian roulette with a machine gun.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...

Hasidic jews and super Christians might be a the only ones doing the Bible right. Muslims definitely but most people who pick and choose which parts of their sacred text apply to them are lying to themselves. Why even partially try?

ACLU sues Trump administration over asylum ban The lawsuit alleges Trump's actions go against protections provided by Congress and backed by the courts.

Shutting down asylum at the border is a flagrantly illegal power grab that puts countless lives in danger — so we're suing.

Ever heard of a sulfur burp? When your digestive system is slowed down by manjuro you burp up egg smells a lot.

If they close the department of education (horrible idea. I am married to a admin and teacher) that means no one is enforcing my student loan? In a fucked up way is this student loan forgiveness while screwing ovee every child?

One thing before tomorrow:

Use your local libraries.

Get your card.

Borrow books, manga, films, audios, ebooks.

Recommend titles for purchase (usually online).

Attend promoted activities.

Fill out those "How are we doing?" questionnaires.

Tell your kids that libraries are good.

They are.

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