lea (18+)

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

This illustration is dedicated to #Signalis, to transcribe all the admiration and deep affection I have for it.

Happy Birthday Signalis ✧

A screenshot of Clip Studio Paint showing a canvas with an unfinished drawing of Briar, a fat butch woman, lying on the ground while Dagny, another butch woman, looms over her with a smirk.

[wip] putting her in situations

Glass Cannon.

blow up doll

i've had this video saved to my computer since like 2019 and the guy who made it's accounts all seem to have been deleted so repost time babyyyy

Fetid Worm

rena

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Estelle succinctly describing a scrimblo

awoo

LEGO Enterprise-E model.

LEGO Enterprise-E model, main view.

LEGO Enterprise-E model, back view.

LEGO Enterprise-E model, bottom view.

My LEGO model of the USS Enterprise-E, midi-scale! Love how it came out. 547 pieces, 38cm/15in long.

Instructions/Part Kit: liliumbrickyards.com/product/uss-...

hornet drifting over clover and grasses

a spider can fly on a current of air

#Bloodborne

07th Expansion developer sale on Steam buff.ly/CzfSsIv

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

me: [after an hour listening to river with an elf] so you're into ambient?

elf: this would actually be considered drone

river: [plays a second chord]

elf: but there's overlap

WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED
ME: What's up babe
WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect.
ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.

made a better version #krusielle

*sees weird gays draw sexually charged violence on their ipads* You Bitch Mother Fucker *sees that the President of the United States is a well-known child molester* Wlel, that's his beliefs and I respect that

1990s kids book: My Dad
2000s kids book: My Two Dads
2010s kids book: My Three Dads
2020s kids book: My Four Dads
2030s kids book: Hitler Goes To The Zoo

commission for @juniemint.bsky.social :]
#nsfw #art #commission #riotdrawsthings

It’s been like 24 hours and I still can’t read this paragraph without bursting into laughter

Endless exasperation at the sanitization of the self, putrid Crustacean that purifies the good arthropods

Man from the midnight ocean, Sin eater

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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one