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Joel Uckelman

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vassalengine.org Working on V4... | Github: uckelman | Logician | CS PhD | OSS contributor | vim | Wargamer | Short-stack developer | Complete the Five Year Plan in four years

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I make open source software because I want:
- agency
- correctness
- transparency
- trustworthiness
- longevity-by-replicability
- collective self-sovereignty

28.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

A majority can still fail to be quorate if not everybody shows up. Forcing everybody to show up all the time exhausts them and can cause them to make mistakes. (There is an analogous thing that happens with the break down of pairing arrangements when you have minority governments in the UK.)

26.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real theorems are the proofs we made along the way.

25.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The restaurant is Le Plomb du Cantal. It's two blocks southeast of the Tour Montparnasse.

23.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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FYI, Academia.edu has changed its terms of service to give an irrevocable worldwide license for anything uploaded to its site to be used for generative AI. I do not consent to this and have pulled all my papers.

21.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 77

Here you go: Henry I and Robert Curthose. Edward IV and George, Duke of Clarence.

19.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I spent two days gigging at RentAHuman and didn't make a single cent These bots supposedly need a human body to accomplish great things in meatspace.

Have these people never read/watched any sci-fi or fantasy? The answer to "Can I borrow your body to act in the corporeal world?" should always be "no".

arstechnica.com/ai/2026/02/i...

13.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I work, I create the thing in my mind and then move it from my mind to the world. It's been like this for me my whole life.

This is extremely inconvenient when I have a task for which I just cannot envision the result.

10.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vassal 3.7.20 Released VASSAL 3.7.20 Released The Vassal Team is happy to announce the release of Vassal 3.7.20. IMPORTANT If you are using MacOS 14, please ensure you are using 14.4 or later, to avoid a bug in MacOS whic...

Vassal 3.7.20 is released: forum.vassalengine.org/t/vassal-3-7...

06.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

04.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 798    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

Worth a read. Exploring outcomes isn't much use if not followed up.

04.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like setting up shadow IT infrastructure because the real IT infrastructure is so bad...

02.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought there was no punishment too severe for ICE goons, but I have to draw the line at Workday.

30.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I used to work at Memorial Library. On the basis of what's reported, this is an unaccountably baffling decision.

25.01.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

25.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 23342    πŸ” 11275    πŸ’¬ 440    πŸ“Œ 692

The thing about America today is that if you just describe what is happening objectively and unemotionally you sound hysterical and partisan and what you have to remind people is that the reason for that is not you, it's the people doing the things you are describing

22.01.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2117    πŸ” 632    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 12

They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas.

Thank you, hardest I've laughed in weeks.

20.01.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well fuck Timothy for having an ulcer.

20.01.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of good businesses are closing on Friday to participate in the ICE Out General Strike. But make sure to support these places on the other days. A lost Friday is a tough thing for a restaurant or bar. Also use this as a barometer for the types of businesses you want to support.

18.01.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 781    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

This is a thing that once broken won't be possible to repair. We have a president who doesn't take the idea of obligation seriously. Republicans could stop him.

17.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And we're home now.

16.01.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is day eight waiting in the hospital for my father to be able to go home. <deep breath>

14.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

On a related note, we could use some Wide Awakes about now.

13.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I dunno, but with each day that passes the NRA loses more and more ground in their β€œyou have to watch your kids die in mass shootings at school so we can protect you if the government goes rogue” argument πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

12.01.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Videos Show How ICE Vehicle Stops Can Escalate to Shootings A WSJ visual investigation found that the Minneapolis ICE killing is one of 13 incidents where federal immigration agents have used deadly force against civilians in vehicles since July.

WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:

* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon

The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire

www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...

10.01.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9450    πŸ” 5175    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 250

The guy across the waiting room from me is swearing at his laptop, which is how I know he's a software developer.

10.01.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11101    πŸ” 11212    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 1501
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BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.

08.01.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17529    πŸ” 4231    πŸ’¬ 675    πŸ“Œ 534
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Vassal 3.7.19 Released VASSAL 3.7.19 Released The Vassal Team is happy to announce the release of Vassal 3.7.19. IMPORTANT If you are using MacOS 14, please ensure you are using 14.4 or later, to avoid a bug in MacOS whic...

Vassal 3.7.19 released: forum.vassalengine.org/t/vassal-3-7...

31.12.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that looked familiar. Say hello to Simon, the owner, for me.

14.12.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0