Chris Burnham

Call WHO Ishmael?

Hang on, I think the apple one is giving me the eye.

A can of peach milk drink with a bizarrely sexualized cow/peach hybrid with a giant ass stuck in your face, you goddamned perv.

Every other flavor looks totally normal

Slight possibility that I should have done this at a higher resolution.

Whoa I never realized that Youngblood #1 was a connecto-cover!!

LOL ah yes

Oh no what did she do

The Unstoppable Doom Patrol by @dennisculver.bsky.social & @theburnham.bsky.social successfully integrates all versions of the team in inventive plots very nicely drawn. A shame there's only the one volume.

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is it ragman

Youngblood #1, you say? Look how the speed lines on Savage Dragon #1 line up perfectly with it!!

Saw a YouTube video posted in here and made the mistake of clicking the embiggen button. My window freaked out and bounced all over the place and then BS instantly scrolled to the top of my feed. Does this happen to everyone?

Ha! No.

I recently watched a documentary about something I hate and not once did anyone mention what a giant piece of shit it is.

I used to take a lot of delight in this kind of fakery. Both in making it and spotting it. But it's so easy to do now and so pervasive, the whole world feels like meat falling off the bone.

I’m not going to say IV is a Good Movie but there are some elements that absolutely knocked me out.

IMO to truly appreciate IV you need to have seen the first one a dozen times in various degrees of sobriety. (It may also help to be a 24-year old named Chris Burnham in 2002)

I just started putting my .7 blue lead into a drugstore Bic mechanical pencil and it works about 100 times better than the semi-fancy bullshit I’ve been using for years. Why didn’t this occur to me before?!? Furious.

That’s crazy! I assumed that was like the Australian name for Cliffhanger.

Interesting that their top concern at all times is their masks/hats/sunglasses

Got my first health insurance marketplace email of the season. Open enrollment is coming soon! And now it feels like my guts are just one long shit-filled ulcer.

rrrrr i don't particularly want apple intelligence

Boom! This is the info I need! Thanks, bud!

Hey nerds! My iPad pro finally shit the bed. I'm too cheap to buy a brand new 13" one, so I'll probably go refurbished. Is there some generational cutoff I should look out for? Like, do I need <insert specific year or processor> to use <insert specific drawing app>?

Do it! I’ve done it three times. The third one is my favorite comic I’ve ever made by far!

I am just so fucking proud of her.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

Hey New Yorkers, please register to vote if you haven't done so already. Just three weeks left to be able to register in time to vote for Zohran Mamdani, our Democratic nominee.

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God bless the protestors and God damn ICE and the collaborator cops.

It just showed up this afternoon. Give it a day or two!