rose

rose

@whitehousebride.bsky.social

history grad student, 24

22 Followers 33 Following 19 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 month ago
An add for a law firm reads,”Whether you’re in the theater or being questioned by police, MJM Law Office reminds you to stay quiet.”

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

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2 months ago

every day i log onto bluesky and have to learn the name of a federal judge

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3 months ago

They’re not getting any smarter than me off an adderall a laptop and an extra half hour if they’re not struggling without it

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3 months ago

I feel like if it’s not a limited resource and not for profoundly disabled people it’s not a huge deal. I need meds, accommodations for time, and for handwriting thought organization issues, and all i care is i can perform, not that others aren’t better than me

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3 months ago

It’s amazing how much a woman behaving badly makes people think they have a hall pass to use the most sexist language and rhetoric they can think of

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3 months ago

Of course, I also don’t think the OU student who wrote the shitty Bible essay was doing so in good faith. It’s a classic cancellation stunt and OU is ensuring that it will continue to be a profitable and popular grift that continues to threatens the entire education system

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3 months ago

Totally different compsci subfield than my mom’s PhD, but really good at explaining a lot I remember hearing from her in the linked blog posts. Best of luck on your dissertation from a fellow PhD-seeker!

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3 months ago

@brial.bsky.social *****… #ItHappenedInTheCape

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3 months ago

Many such cases

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3 months ago

Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough

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4 months ago

When the fajitas come out sizzling

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7 months ago
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Pod and Xan at Yale

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7 months ago
left wing intellectuals on right wing intellectuals: wow look at all these fun weirdos, i am gonna make a special scrap book of their ideas...omg do i have a crush?

right wing intellectuals on left wing intellectuals: look, these guys are all jews
8:44 AM · Mar 28, 2019

Text 15. "look, these guys are all jews" by @lioneltrolling.bsky.social

xcancel.com/lionel_troll...

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1 year ago

chungus amongus

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9 months ago

This is why we need history education. Because some damn time traveller keeps shooting the wrong Bobby

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11 months ago

I just saw franz ferdinand live and the swagger on alex kapranos is off the charts. Guy is cool as shit. The fuck.

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11 months ago

We were asked to squat down and hold it for an extend period of time at the Franz Ferdinand concert last night. Think they forgot how old the fanbase is

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1 year ago

gen z conservative culture shift is genuinely because they don't fuck. disgust of the sexual revolution based in the radfem don't dare do anything a man might like is insane. feeds right into conservative propaganda and too stupid to realize it because WE DON'T FUCK!!!!!

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1 year ago

you have such a talent for finally putting amorphous blobs of ideas rotating in my head into plain words.

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1 year ago

Kids are supposed to hyperfixate on Egypt or Chernobyl or Area 51. Why did I have to get collateralized debt obligations?

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1 year ago

Age 4-6 I refused to watch or read anything that wasn’t about penguins and inexplicably gained the power to comprehend advanced zoology texts if penguins were involved but could not in other contexts. Ditto age 9-12 about dense finance texts about the leadup to the 2008 recession

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1 year ago

That’s so in character. Always a cultured soul!

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1 year ago

Used to do a bit in undergrad where I pretended I read The Power Broker by saying stuff from Robert Moses’ Wikipedia + random untrue vibes-based yapping to test whether they’d correct me or nervously agree it was in the book. Found out zero of the faculty who’d claimed to have read it actually had.

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1 year ago

this is supposed to be a gotcha but is accidentally a GREAT idea

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1 year ago

Referring to my plans for this year as Project 2025.

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1 year ago

my kid is going to have turbo autism and two sets of addict gene mannn

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1 year ago

wished on a shooting star this weekend before i was informed it was a starlink. can we pretend th

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1 year ago

almost instinctively licked the droplet running down the side of the detergent bottle in the middle of the laundromat just now

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1 year ago

bluesky speedrunning a decade of tumblr discourse in a week i see

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1 year ago

spending the most time on bluesky purely because it drains my battery less than the other social media apps #needanewphone

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