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Gardener. #Atheist #believethewomen Anti-fascist. Boycotting Exxon since the Valdez. Pictured: immigrant that was responsible for me.

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Reminds me of the CNN cub reporter asked to describe the "Shock and Awe" attack. "Well, Wolf, it was SHOCKING and it was AWESOME!"

05.03.2026 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still some staggering numbers there. 42% at least kinda trust "Dr." Oz., and 38% at least kinda trust the brain worm guy.

05.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Noem's face would show shame or remorse, but she can't actually move it

05.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sheehy really wants that AIPAC dough

05.03.2026 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s what cops do

05.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OK. I understand. But you better up your game because I am still laughing at the forehead

05.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What happened to you?

05.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I would like to just ask that our next president be somebody who doesn’t remember the 1950s.

04.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We live in the dumbest time ever

04.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Little shit can never admit when he loses

04.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be fair, I am a white man and I think that most white men are too stupid to vote

04.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's today's version of Nigerian yellowcake

04.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s basically George W. Bush only somehow even dumber

03.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hear at least 12 people were watching this guy

03.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if we gave everyone aged 18 to 30 two votes instead of one?

01.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🌱#birds The view from under the hummingbird feeder

28.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why don’t you just work with Congress to pass tariffs that are legal?

28.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Altman says he got the very same red lines. So WTF?

28.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I’m sure some money will just turn up somewhere

28.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He taught her to smile with her lips closed

28.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looks like he had a stroke

28.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe the church could help them with their taxes

28.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time to depose George W. Bush

27.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Did Epstein ever meet Lutnick's nanny for a job interview?

27.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A fluffer at best

27.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it zero? It’s zero isn’t it

27.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's also been saying shit like that forever. Just do it already

27.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Go out there and let the cops hit you with snowballs. Then have a beer. Problem solved.

26.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0