⛤ garrett ⛤

Surprised he can stand upright for so long considering he doesn’t have a fuckin spine. Loser.

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

We weren’t being hyperbolic in 2015, and we aren’t being hyperbolic now.

Does this man have a plan for when his führer is out of office or dead? Like, does he plan to take all his smalldickenergy and change into another skin suit?

Today was another hard day for Chicago. Chinga la migra siempre.

Back to back Teams meetings all day today God help me

😕

Aunt Gladys, smiling with hands raised, from the movie “Weapons”

Dress as Aunt Gladys for Halloween or stay home for some goddamn peace and quiet?

Forgot until getting the delivery ETA notification today that I bought more plants online Saturday night after the bars. I love drunk me.

Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.

Mentally I’m here

Wondering which city will eventually host this country’s version of the Nuremberg Trials. From a historical perspective on why Nuremberg was chosen, perhaps Austin or Tallahassee should be considered.

Gonna be hard to give up our emotional support governor if he runs/wins in 2028

Luv my Guv 🔥

Also tho @thetnholler.bsky.social I think you meant to mention @katmabu.bsky.social 🫶🏻

My future Rep 🔥

Emergency referendum of secession pls

Wow did I need to see this 🥲

Modus Vivendi and C-IN2 are a couple of my go-to brands 😌

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Stepping out into the world tomorrow for an onsite training after having not left home for 9 days. Good luck around me irl tomorrow everyone xoxo

The bathtub scene with “Mommy’s with the maggots now” 💯

Haven’t left home since Monday, and today is likely the last 80-degree day here until May. Should I go outside? 🤔

I said what I said.

One vote here for Edinburgh! Hoping to spend mine there for the Beltane celebration 🔥

Hey @fetterman.senate.gov hope this helps

Democratic politicians emphasize things like “we have to fight back,” yet the overwhelming majority of them seem capable only of strongly worded statements and social media trolling.

Pedophiles.

ily more ❤️

HBD to my other half @itsdionisio.bsky.social! Took him to the Mother Land and loving every second of it 🇲🇽🫶🏻