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A perfect sweetie. You cannot report me. Yule enjoyer. they/them

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Northsky Update #5: We're sending invites!

Heads up! We're sending out invite codes to our subscribers starting next week. Invites will roll out gradually and chronologically. We're excited to welcome you to safer skies!

Read more about it here: northskysocial.com/posts/norths...

08.12.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

The problem I run into is exactly who? The '24 crop of Dem frontrunners wasn't exactly inspiring, and the reality is that whoever would have taken that up likely would have had to really hammer on how much Biden sucks and how they'd be different

08.12.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's odd thinking that bringing in Shapiro would have been the right move; a very boring, milquetoast Dem that wouldn't have won '22 if people weren't still mad at Trump and before Biden's poor performance settled in. Harris got her biggest bump around the time Walz was calling Republicans weird

08.12.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Katanas are fucking disgusting and won't exist under liberalism

07.12.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

That's the beauty of it, everyone there is a fed

08.12.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow why are all these pots filled with honey? Probably nothing

08.12.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet I hope everyone was using their government names

08.12.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
08.12.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This started when Zionists got mad that kids saw videos of the genocide in Gaza. Not even the catfish murders that happened due to social media in the past triggered this kind of action, only butthurt Zionists were able to do this

08.12.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Americans’ affordability crisis isn’t tariffs’ fault β€” it’s something much deeper Costs for the β€œUnaffordability Five” β€” housing, food, healthcare, childcare and energy β€” were rising long before Trump’s trade war.

Yeah, it's capitalism.

05.12.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

Wow, the future looks so amazing

08.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about getting into seed oils

08.12.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spending $2000 to decorate your shitter so you can smoke some shitty ditch weed

08.12.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I get help with bills I have more time to get help with Christmas so my kids can have one!!! Anything HELPS! I know this month is hard for a lot so boosting helps get to those who have some to give during the holidays. Three of my kids are under 10 and deserve a Christmas even if I can’t work

07.12.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Please help a Mom

07.12.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So not a green gnome

08.12.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Knuckley Kong and Donkles

You know like DK and Knuckles Sonic 3 but not

Knuckley Kong and Donkles You know like DK and Knuckles Sonic 3 but not

08.12.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1032    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 7

i need help with my bills

i need help with groceries

i need help with my doctor's appointments this month (2; one for my sinus surgery on 12/18; the other, my annual check-up with my doctor in Oklahoma

i need help getting caught up on bills

i need help flying to see my Mom in 2-ish weeks

07.12.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Sarah Velush on Instagram: "perfect Capricorn space ✨ @cowaymega comment β€œcapricorn” to get all the links πŸ”—" 1,384 likes, 58 comments - velush.aesthetic on December 4, 2025: "perfect Capricorn space ✨ @cowaymega comment β€œcapricorn” to get all the links πŸ”—".

Entire account is just her decorating the shitter in increasingly weird ways

08.12.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See that's smart, that way she doesn't ever poop

08.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just assumed you're stupid and I was correct

08.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the electoral left needs to lean in heavy on anti ai and anti data center policy

07.12.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1323    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 11

The mute button is right there, buddy

08.12.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normal people: Zionists are the ones responsible, not Jews

Left Foot: I am Adolf Hitler!

08.12.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly they should do something about this. Winter should just be cancelled after January 1st, there's no reason for 12 more weeks of this

08.12.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dumbest thing is how in the 70s/80s people thought they were satanic when they're making kidz bop tier music

08.12.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.so...β€’ 1h
You can leave an even number of dogs in a hot car. They cancel out
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little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.... β€’ now
An even number is anything divisible by 2
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little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.so...β€’ 1h You can leave an even number of dogs in a hot car. They cancel out 1 15 Expression in words @thisnewlife.bsky.social Follow ? Dec 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM 1 like 1 little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.... β€’ now An even number is anything divisible by 2 β‘ 

07.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1517    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

The strongest opinions require the softest hands

07.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Generation lead chart. Gen X has the most lead

Generation lead chart. Gen X has the most lead

07.12.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why stop there? Just go mm

07.12.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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