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Dr. Manhattan from the Watchmen comic holding a sizzling finger to hi bald blue head and saying "If I'm to have a symbol, it shall be one I respect." He pulls his hand away and says "There." Revealing the shape of a lump-with-handle cow tools burned into his forehead.

day 103 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Photo of Mr. Rogers captioned "I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better"

Photo of Mr. Rogers captioned "than to have us feel awful about who we are."

I cannot understand what kind of memecoin this could possibly be but there have been worse

reply email: Sorry to bother, ChatGPT gave up this email address….

bonus points for this also being AI's fault

The best part is when the War of the Worlds said "it's worldin' time" and it worlded all over those guys

Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City

i had about $100 in unexpected expenses last month. also, my dad goes back into surgery on 11th August, and i’d like to get him a few things to keep him more comfortable. i reposted my link but this info is more up to date.

Shiny rocks in every pocket and a cupboard full of tea!

Last we saw dad he rizzed to the corner Amazon for a toilet of skibidi

I think we should also take all their money and redistribute it

I'm gnomemaxxing right now

A colorful illustration of a forest scene, animals all positioned around a pool of water, baby chicks in a nest in a tree, a lizard crawling up the trunk, a squirrel resting on a branch, a frog hopping on a rock, a crane dipping in the water, a bird watching it all.

Just an afternoon by the pool in the forest

Yeah man, why do you think 80% of Republicans think "Dems too far to the left"

Cat stuff needed ASAP for mutual aid, please help my lil guy

A Deer of Nine Colors (1981)

#animationtidbits #sakuga #animation #2danimation

I have multiple phone interviews this week, including one tomorrow, and I cannot do them if my phone is still off.

Listen To The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes: ‘I Was Donald Trump’s Closest Friend’ Explosive tapes recorded by author Michael Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump liked to “f---” his friends’ wives and first slept with Melania on the “Lolita Express.”

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Child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein said: “I was Donald Trump’s closest friend for 10 years.” Trump said in a 2002 interview that he was friends with Epstein for 15 years. He added that Epstein was a “terrific guy” who liked females “on the younger side.”

What does "black people are the base" even mean here? Are healthcare and jobs and genocide things black people don't care about?

Sex is getting scrubbed from the internet, but a billionaire can sell you AI nudes Grok’s nonconsensual deepfakes show how hollow the online safety push can be.

"In the new ... internet, girls can’t learn about periods on Reddit and artists can’t sell smutty games on Itch.io, but a military contractor will make you nonconsensual deepfakes of Taylor Swift taking her top off for $30 a month." — @thedextriarchy.bsky.social www.theverge.com/internet-cen...

If we do anything to regulate capitalism or improve conditions for ordinary people the capitalists will simply withdraw, with all their wealth and brilliance, to the floating kingdom of Devil Land

Pete Buttigieg being LGB drop the T was on literally everybody's bingo cards

Want to see billboards in every major city that just say

'Power Bill Too High? Thank "Generative AI"' and then a link to a website all about "AI" and data center energy and water use

Thrilled to share that I posted this selfie to Twitter and caused a former chief economist from TD bank to tank his own career ❤️

Comic called "Wand" Panel 1: a cat pointing at a magic wand with a star on and saying "woah! A magic wand!" Panel 2: the cat is waving the magic wand above his head Panel 3: the can is looking down and waiting for a result Panel 4: the cat says "nope, still depressed!" While smiling

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#comics #webcomic #art

Oh yeah the institutional investors are starting to see it

"authoritarianism is cool and good actually because there are outside dangers"

Man what is this, trying to tell those weird parents whose kids don't trust them that they're doing everything right?

Personally I think any police and police adjacent vehicles should be clearly marked with neon colors