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A perfect sweetie. You cannot report me. Yule enjoyer. they/them

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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

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17.11.2023 23:12 — 👍 426    🔁 118    💬 23    📌 76

Huītzilōpōchtli needs hearts

06.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You would be in mine 🫶

06.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We should sacrifice 1 billionaire a month until rent is under $800 again

06.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

We should sacrifice 1 billionaire a month until rent is under $800 again

06.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

What do you have against bones?

06.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The coolest thing about all these various ghouls is that they have absolutely zero respect for each other

05.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Clavicle? Is that what you're trying to say?

05.03.2026 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Digg now there's a deep cut

05.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit Tyler I looked and have an immediate hate

05.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah it's the American century of humiliation

05.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know a few good devs who have made a killing fixing poorly structured code. It's very nice he's being a job creator like this

05.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now who would have thought attacking a major petroleum exporter would result in spiraling gas prices which will be devastating in the midterms

05.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They invented the hydration scam

05.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Big piss

05.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 1
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The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans.

“I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.

05.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 2697    🔁 459    💬 61    📌 3

Lol no it's not. I'm a former fed contractor, wasn't doing work for the DoD but there's a massive push by tech to put AI processing into software packages in every agency

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Even got the ai piss filter on everything

05.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

What is this? Is it saying Ezra Klein is duck butter?

05.03.2026 04:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WE MADE IT WE HAVE RENT THANK YOU THANK YOU

05.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 58    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 5

Punk music is needed now more than ever

05.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 24    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

My rent is paid. Thank you everyone

04.03.2026 11:22 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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BREAKING: Footage has emerged showing a U.S. Navy submarine sinking the Iranian frigate IRIS Dena with a torpedo in the Indian Ocean.

04.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 151    🔁 25    💬 8    📌 30
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The End of the Millennium... from Mega Drive!

Love, love, LOVE the live-action bits and how awesome the costumes are and the big ol' electrified arm that looks like it's a particularly crude bit of cyberwear.

📺: Phantasy Star IV Japanese commercial

#VideoBytes

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6-7

04.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I was wondering why my posts were failing and that likes were disappearing, thought maybe they were trying to get some of the twitter experience going here

04.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They completely hung their hat on air superiority and that only works against adversaries that have no real air defense

04.03.2026 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean mine was gonna be that the US military is complete dogwater, just incredibly incompetent and unable to fight anyone that's better equipped than peasant farmers

04.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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