The Llama King

That's one of the reasons we do "Spook-tober", watching a Halloween-themed movie or show every day for the month of October.

MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book I'd previously mentioned the MicroCon 2025 commemorative book here , and from there you can access a PDF copy of the book. However, I'm ver...

Another new post over on the blog - my "dead tree" edition of the MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book arrived yesterday!

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Sometimes, you get lucky... or maybe the universe aligns In the run-up to Operation Pole Dance , I'd reached out to Emperor Eric of the Aerican Empire to ask him to bring me an item from Quebec. He...

A new post landed on the blog yesterday! I can't figure out how to connect the blog directly to Bluesky so these posts go up automatically when the blog updates. If This Then That (ITTT) doesn't seem to have a connector.

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The MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book is now available! Yes, I know, I didn't get a post up yesterday. I'm going to claim that it was because I was waiting to announce this, and not because a) I'v...

It's a day late, but there was (maybe) a good reason for it. Anyway, there's a new post over on the blog!
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After-action Report - Operation: Pole Dancer [DRAFT] I previously discussed Op Pole Dancer here . USS Hammer of George departed home port at approximately 0947 (all times local). Rendezvous wit...

We had a very eventful weekend, and you can read all about it here!
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Finally, a throne! I've previously documented my search for a suitable throne. Today, I'm happy to reveal that I've found one! While rummaging through the loc...

Now post over on the blog yesterday - long story short, I finally have a throne!
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Making your life more royal (part six of a series) - Serve your guests like a royal Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...

On Monday I posted the sixth, and probably last (unless I come up with any other ideas), article on "Making Your Life More Royal" over on the blog - this time focusing on planning banquets, etc.

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Storing medals and awards If you follow me over on Instagram , you'll already have seen part of this, as one of my "MEDALS Monday" posts. And if you don't  follow me ...

A new blog post went up on Friday, of course - this time talking about how to store your micronational medals and awards!

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FYI - some film makers have made a documentary about micronations! They are currently looking for a distributor, but they've entered it into a bunch of film festivals. Keep an eye on www.instagram.com/micronations... for updates!

Weird hobbies and royalty It seems to be a truism that royalty needs to pursue what are seen by the world as "weird hobbies". King Charles III, for instance, played p...

Tuesdays and Fridays are blog days, so to close out September a new post went up yesterday over on the blog - this time discussing how royalty always seems to have "weird hobbies", and I'm no exception! 🙂
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Making your life more royal (part five of a series) - Dine like a royal Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...

Another post went up on the blog yesterday - for want of a better term, the topic was "table manners"
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Well, we've made it through another week! Over on the blog today, I'm discussing Slabovia's position on treaties - the short answer is, we do sign some kinds, but we don't see a need for "mutual recognition", trade, or defense treaties.
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It's a new week, and there's a new post over on the blog! This one discusses the problem of "sovereign citizens" - the Venn diagram of the two of them isn't quite two completely distinct circles but the differences are more numerous than the commonalities!
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Some thoughts on royalty as spectacle Last week, I posted some thoughts on "what it means to be royal" here . Today, I want to talk about about royalty from the perspective of, w...

It's Friday - practically the weekend! To celebrate, here's a blog post ruminating on "Royalty as Spectacle"
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Post by @kinggeorge20 💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · So, what's with the llamas? · A recurring theme in Slabovia is llamas. But why? The answer lies in the early days of Slabovia, when it was mostly just a running joke on a bulletin…

Oh, and a new post went up on my Tumblr yesterday, giving a brief explanation of Slabovia's long and complicated relationship with llamas...
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Making your life more royal (part four of a series) - Dressing the part Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...

Whoops! I'm falling down on the job, apparently! A new post went up over on the blog on Tuesday, the link is below. Another new one will go up tomorrow, of course.
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Hey, look, it's the weekend! A new blog post went up yesterday, if you're into that sort of thing...
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Some thoughts on what it means to be royal When we talk about royalty, what do we mean? Think about royal titles like "Duke of York" or "Earl of Suffolk". These titles are attached to...

Happy Tuesday! The new blogging schedule kicked in this week, so there's a new post up today. This time I ruminate a bit on what it means (or should mean) to be royal or noble...
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Happy Friday! To celebrate the end of another week, here's a new blog post! No big deal or deep discussion this time, just changing up my posting frequency on various platforms.
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Meanwhile... Representatives from Slabovia, The Aerican Empire, and Westarctica are reportedly planning a high-level summit to occur in Niagara Falls during Canadian Thanksgiving weekend (yes, it's different from American Thanksgiving). Details are sketchy at this time, as are the people involved. 😜

Happy Wednesday! Halfway through the week! So here's another blog post!
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Making your life more royal (part three of a series) - Furnishing your castle Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...

Another Monday, another blog post! This time, we're continuing the series on "Making your life more royal" by discussing furnishings.
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Bad News: Nobody Wants to Hear About Your Micronation! Recently, in one of the micronational Facebook groups, someone announced they were organizing an online micronational conference for later t...

Happy Friday, for those who celebrate! For everyone else, there's a new post over on the blog...
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Micronations and territory A lot of micronations want to claim land, whether it's just the bedroom of the house they live in or the block they live on or half of Anta...

Happy Wednesday! Over on the blog today, I've got some thoughts on micronations and "land claims". (Please pardon the AI-generated picture.)
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Funding a micronation? In alchemy (and philosophy), there is a concept of prima materia  or "prime material". Effectively, it's the material from which all other m...

Over on my blog today, I've got some thoughts about funding your micronational projects - although I don't have any real answers, I'm afraid.
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So what am I working on these days? As is typical when I return from a MicroCon, I came away with a whole bunch of ideas, and I've been slowly progressing on multiple fronts o...

Of course, this being Friday, there's another blog post up, but this one is just a short post detailing some of the projects I'm currently working on.
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Last year being both my silver jubilee (25 years on the throne) and Slabovia's ruby jubilee (40 years as a micronation), I put together a small cookbook of favourite recipes.
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On chivalric orders and micronational honours “Give me enough medals and I’ll win you any war” -- Napoleon Bonaparte, Napoleon's Art of War Many micronations like to give awards to the...

Over on the blog today, I have some thoughts on the preponderance of micronational awards named the "Order of..."

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What's a YAMO? I've been in a couple of Facebook groups devoted to micronations for a number of years now. Something that tends to happen on a regular basi...

Happy Friday! Over on the blog, I'm addressing the term "YAMO", why a "Micronational United Nations" isn't needed, and what sort of micronational organizations actually succeed.

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My ongoing quest for a suitable throne What's the difference between a chair and a throne? Simply put, a throne is a symbol of the power of the occupant. Every sovereign needs a g...

Of course, since today IS Wednesday, there's a new post up over on my blog - this time detailing my efforts to date to find a suitable throne. The search has not gone well so far...
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