Patrick Daugherty

Michigan/Michigan State might be setting a new record for the most unnecessarily elongated final minute in the history of college basketball

Got it. To clarify: You don't really want to 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 but you don't want to look like a 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱. I get it. Nobody likes getting yelled at by people with 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆. Let's generate some options to get you 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿. Here are a few ideas I came up with:

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The funniest inevitable trend is going to be when "AI native" "writers" start announcing they're ditching AI and beginning "real writing" journeys

Curious

Omg yes lol

Yes lol

I know a glowing screen isn't alive

DJ Moore Buffalo bound, Stefon Diggs cut + The gang’s favorite free agent fits Podcast Episode · Rotoworld Football Show – Fantasy Football · March 5 · 1h 1m

Sleepy but undaunted, I rejoined the Rotoworld Football Show to preview this year's free agent class with @dennycarter.bsky.social and @kyledvo.bsky.social

Yes lol

After an exhaustive scouring of Patrick Roy's Wikipedia, I can see why the Habs never recovered from this

To get more specific: Denny showed up in his Greg Dortch mask and later removed it to reveal Greg dulcich makeup.

the judge orders me to take off the anonymous v mask and im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

this was @dennycarter.bsky.social on today's rotoworld football show when he mentioned greg dortch. poor @rotopat.bsky.social was too sleepy to cut denny's mic in time.

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Might have been better off just giving Alec Pierce a Daniel Snyder contract at this point

Always enjoy when @rotopat.bsky.social riffs on the QB Fell For It Again Hall of Fame

Every football obituary has a quick-liner "Failed miserably for the Jets"

I would say "imagine this man ever becoming president," but this is literally 2012 Trump lol

If you got dumped by a Supermodel for a Jiu-jitsu instructor, you might try to fix Raiders too.

Cornyn is a 74-year-old, four-term senator who didn't get particularly close to 50 percent in the opening primary. It's absurd to think him winning the run-off would simply take the race "off the board" at this point

Monkey's paw, one finger curled

"I wish for Mark Davis to no longer call the shots"
Sure thing boss, MAHA Brady regime coming right up!

Spit take

At least he can fall back on his lucrative Saudi Arabian flag football tournament.

Wait...I'm being told...oh. Oh no.

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David Perdue 2.0 SZN is just beginning 🙏🙏

Brady is 10 months away from having to quit the cushiest TV gig of all time to "help fix the Raiders" before being 10 more months away from getting fired mid-season except he can't even technically be fired since he's part owner

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John Cornyn will be to 2026 what David Perdue was to 2020