Patrick Daugherty

Might be time to cut Harrison Butker

That was something the 2024 Chiefs would have done lol

Wut

Insane game theory situation here

Liam Coen has already perfected his haunted Trevor Lawrence stare

Jags so lucky Chiefs got a goal-to-go on the Hollywood catch

Previously unseen levels of "Jags lol"

The Dodgers actually having healthy October starting pitching is a sadistic "uh oh, Happy learned how to putt"!

Let's get a little crazier. Justin Fields' passing/rushing splits by quarter...

Q1 Passing: 10-for-17, 114-1-0
Q2 Passing: 17-for-27, 173-0-0
Q3 Passing: 15-for-18, 169-0-0
Q4 Passing: 29-for-44, 298-3-0

Q1 Rushing: 8-43-0
Q2 Rushing: 12-81-0
Q3 Rushing: 2-45-2
Q4 Rushing: 9-35-1

The Chargers badly need to just fucking pay the troll blocking the bridge

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Rico Dowdle tied for the 120th best rushing performance in NFL history Sunday lol

Lolol

HOW did the Patriots lose to the Raiders lol

The Bills and Eagles must learn how to feed the points gods again. They are no longer natural in the act of scoring when not dictating game script

Bills have gotten too used to playing with a lead. You must feed the points gods

Instead of revenge Stefon Diggs touchdowns we keep getting unrepentant Rhamondre Stevenson touchdowns

That'll about do it for the Kyler Murray "era" in the desert

Didn't know Joey Slye looked like German Maxx Crosby

Iconic Jared Goof pick for Sam Darnold

Jake Browning: Hey, play you for an Ultra?

*five minutes later*

Jake Browning: And shit, ok, fuckin' ... I need like 18 Michelob Ultras

Sam LaPorta just went into the end zone like Ralph Wiggum

I mean, Zack Baun shouldn't have done that, but they literally never call that lol

Pretty standard coach/quarterback trajectory for Shane Steichen

Year 1: 9-8 with Gardner Minshew
Year 2: 8-9 with Joe Flacco and QB who doesn't pass
Year 3: Super Bowl contender with Daniel Jones

The most hopeful part of the Jurassic Park theme kicking in when the bank examiner discovers I have universal Ka'imi Fairbairn exposure

I know wtf

Court-appointed bank CPA going through my texts: "Can you elaborate on the phrase 'Evan Engram bags'?"

The Raiders are apocalyptically bad

Maybe they will at some point, but the Broncos do not currently run a real offense (not that anyone does anymore)

The Eagles seem to have come to some sort of negotiated settlement with regards to their offense the past two weeks: They will open it up 10 percent, but only for their No. 4 weapon