GirlySatan

*Demon exits my body*
Demon: You know what? No soul payment. I'll do whatever you want, just don't make me go in that body again.

My mind: AAAAAAAAAAAA
My body: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Demon that just possessed my body: HOW TO YOU DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR SHRIEKING MIND, AND WHY DOES YOUR BODY FEEL LIKE IT'S ON FIRE??
Me: YOU TUNE IT OUT AFTER A WHILE, AND THE BURNING ISN'T HELLFIRE, JUST SHITTY NERVES.
(we have to yell cuz its loud)