Robert ;3c

Spin the bottle in a polycule is like playing against the computer

When you're a child, you want to be a teenager.
When you're a teenager, you want to be an adult.
When you're an adult, you want to be a Roomba: wandering around aimlessly, bumping into stuff, taking naps when you’re overwhelmed, and everyone’s just impressed you tried.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

I’m just glad there’s someone out there trying to prevent straight sex at concerts

Does anyone know the mountain goats song where the lyrics talk about being surrounded by tvs, or machines, or computers?

Auction it for dog health money

zohran font: a practical guide for feminizing HRT

pghrt.diy

So true! We will force you to have children without and financial safety net so you’ll never have enough energy to rise up against the ruling class

Trump administration demands states 'undo' full SNAP payouts as states warn of 'catastrophic impact' President Donald Trump's administration is demanding that states reverse full SNAP benefits issued under recent court orders. The U.S.

The pro-life party literally making poor people starve

apnews.com/article/snap...

She needs her beauty sleep

🐺☕ coloured sketch commission

#furry #furryart #furryartist

they call me urinal girl because i yearn-all the time

But what happens if we we make things better? What about the consequences of doing good? Oh the humanity!?

So when is cuomo’s move out date?

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

Maybe New York deserves Staten Island

"Is it ready?"
"I don't think..."
"Did I hear it's ready??"
"... let me check..."

Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth.

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I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.

Can someone do this to me?

Did you remember to pet a mustelid today?

Apparently you’ll find it anyway

This is how rhi wants to treat CoffeeCake

three depictions of mozzarella sticks weasels, (AKA cheasels). The top left is three little cheasels curled up together in a basket with a marinara sauce. The top right is a whole cheasel with a smug look on its face. The third is a silly cheasel who is running like a ferret, his coating is split and he has a cheese pull in the middle, he has a happy and slightly dastardly look on his face. This was previously posted under my original handle of Hyenaslime, but the signature has been changed to my current handle, Werewolfweed.

you order mozzarella sticks at a restaurant and your waiter brings you this, wyd?

As a biologist, It really is a great analogy. Also trees. It's like saying, "There are trees and grass, you have to be one or the other." Ok... where is the line that defines "is a tree?" what about bush-like grasses? Palm trees? NON-tree palms? What about horsetails and their tree-like ancestors?

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

Of course it was an inning ending double play, I should’ve been betting I’d have so much money

These aren’t even my boys why do I care

Never mind :(

Baseball!!!!!!