michael

gymcels

this is kind, they'd give the full Latin name

walkable neighbourhoods do not go far enough. I want corkable neighbourhoods (miniature communities assembled inside glass bottles)

bliss

exiting the theatre onboard a ferry to the UK having just nauseously watched Dodgeball, unable to find my passport and realising i'd left it above a urinal in the Rotterdam terminal

guillotine 2.0

and Z is the 26th letter. coincidence?

problem: the Winter Olympics are a bit boring because you can't see the athletes' faces and can barely tell them apart

solution: see-through snow gear

not the most important thing in the world, but I really think this should be banned in the broadcast codes. need to save advertisers and networks from themselves.

making a private alt Instagram account to post a backlog of pictures of the garden, birds, bugs etc

want to bet on it

"If you are seeing me now, it means I am challenging for leadership of the Liberal Party"

is it not more about how it might treat us should it evolve past us, which won't happen with chickens. I don't buy any of this either, but that's what sentient-AI believers fear, right, the consequences of mistreating something/one who can return the favour

so you're ruling out that Courtney also killed his uncles?

It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."

outside of politicians, the only other sky news viewers are just other right and centre right media/press who'd like to host

self-driving cars isn't going so well, so we're pivoting to self-driving motorbikes

we're already dependent on migrants in aged and disability care, which you'd have to think will only worsen

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it's a streetcar now

Cuff Your Hands Say Yeah

what animal case is fill it with balls and use it as a daycare

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

^ exactly my experience. can't remember a thing beyond it following that rope-a-dope format of let's just see how they resolve this mess and then "surprise, we can't"

I Thoroughly Enjoyed Watching Michael Rapaport Eat Shit On ‘The Traitors’ | Defector As the parent of a toddler, my TV watching habits have lately tended more toward Peppa Pig and Ms. Rachel than Heated Rivalry or The Pitt. I would like to keep abreast of whatever the internet is…

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Michael Rapaport eat shit on ‘The Traitors’:

2026 and i'm looking for a dongle. it's humiliating.

so sorry man :(

do you think HR would understand if I said I can't work from the office until April because the birds have come to expect me topping their baths up with cold water

ribbit