Andy Churnwell

Linehan with sandwich board with shit written on it and "fuck" on face.

Marilyn Manson with "fuck" written on his face.

He's only gone and written "fuck" on his face. What is he like!? 🤪

A Rob Schneider Film.

Film idea: a divorced comedy writer (Gram Lineham) constructs robotic trousers that allow him to convert his transphobia into farts. His aim: to win the attention of the woman of his dreams.

We've had Charlie Kirk, anti-abortion stuff, transphobia, anti-vax campaigns. What's the next American evangelical Christian issue that'll sweep across this nation like Chubby Checker's The Twist in 1958?

Enoch Powell was right keyring.

You're hooking up with some guy on Grindr. He's gorgeous. The chemistry is great. You're making out, caressing each other. He gestures to the bedroom and that's when you spot this on the coffee table.

Important message. Please listen carefully.

Man dressed as poppy outside King Power Stadium

Sir Keir woos Leicester voters with war dead-respecting capers.

Man smiling with big white teeth. "Viz Top Tips: Convince people you have American teeth by putting a train ticket in your mouth."

British patriots in 2025 watching Charlie Kirk debate videos and retweeting Turning Point.

Messi's pizza with sliced tomatoes, onions, olives.

A Birtley bamber. A proper British delicacy. Feed a family for a week on this. Tomatoes, onions, and grapes, on a stottie plumper. This is what the woke brigade want to take from us!

Horrid image of a Pixar version of Stretch Amrstrong with Thomas Skinner's face.

A sneak peek at Thomas Skinner's character, Stretch Thomstrong, in Pixar's upcoming Toy Story film.

In the 1970s, popular shows likes Parkinson used to feature figures like W. H. Auden, Harold Pinter, Gore Vidal, Maya Angelou, and Jacob Bronowski. Nowadays millions of people listen to The Joe Rogan Experience, hosted by an oaf, Joe Rogan.

These Taylor Swift lyrics are 🔥

Big ones, small ones, all shapes and sizes
Whip 'em out when the time arises
From a chode to a dong
I'll sing about them in my song
I like looking at them on my iPad
Willies

Sir Keir taking into a phone.

"Victoria, can you sit down for a moment... I've fucked it. I'm fucking ruined. I've gambled on AI, injected into the UK's veins, and it's flopped. Pack your bags now. We need to leave... I'm not joking. They're going to break my legs. They're going to break my fucking legs!"

"Paul's a fucking Soy Boy. He doesn't like Troomp. We need to come together and vote Troomp."

Yoko and John Lennon

Just imagined a world in which John Lennon, still alive, was on The Joe Rogan Experience talking favourably about Charlie Kirk, Trump, and the carnivore diet.

Half the book is pathologising women for having basic human emotions. Yet nothing about people who think it's gay to carry a lunchbox.

Voice it out @thechampioncum · Oct 3 Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.

When they release the DSM-6 they should include whatever crisis of #MensMentalHealth causes them to post stuff like this.

Peter Tiel in 2017, looking relatively normal, and him in 2024, looking like a wet Stretch Armstrong.

This Swindon man injected horse cum into his face for a fresh new look that turns heads.

Peter Tiel

Dr Yakub is inventing new kinds of white people every day.

Big ones, small ones, all shapes and sizes
Whip 'em out when the time arises
From a chode to a dong
I'll sing about them in my song
I like looking at them on them on my iPad
Willies

If you like that Taylor Swift song about a willy. You should hear the one I wrote.

If you like that Taylor Swift song about a willy. You should hear the one I wrote.

Sir Keir doing a kissy face

Cum my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy

Linehan, wet, wearing anti-trans sandwich board.

"Who are you wearing?"

"JK Rowling's piss."

Linehan, wet, wearing anti-trans sandwich board.

Graham Linehan snubbed at Papa Johns Divorced Men Awards 2025.

Ken Bruce

I hope you left-wing trolls are happy with yourselves. You've made a divorced man shave his head.

EXCLUSIVE Labour have teamed up with Shinra Electric Power Company to shave £1 of your next energy bill. That's money you could spend on 1/6th of a pint of beer.

Sir Keir and wife

Energy bills are higher than ever and, in fact, the highest in the entire world. That is world-beating growth from Sir Keir. Let's give him a round of applause. 👏