Andy Churnwell

Sleaford Mods magazine

They're selling Sleaford Mods Magazine in Waitrose.

Andy Burnham, Noel Gallagher, Lucy Powell

"Wh-where am I?"

"Never mind that.

"Come here and rub lotion on Andy's back."

Charlie Mullins with head poking out of rubble.

Pimlico Plumbers ex-pat patriot Charlie Mullins tells British people to abandon the UK for Dubai.

70 comments.

Yeah, not reading any of these. I've been out all day enjoying my life with my friends.

Nick Cohen's article about the shamelessness of Zack Polanski

This might surprise people who aren't from the UK, but over here there's a publication that, in order to write for it, you have to be a sex offender.

Andy Churnwell doing a jig in Costa Coffee

Sir Keir having been all sick down himself.

I’ve long argued that any hard centrist party would need Sir Keir, not out of sentiment, but strategy.

Credibility + recognition + an existing base = lift-off!

Finally it’s here. Sir Keir is joining #Revorce. Now we build!

Me pointing to the camera; Revorce logo

You win this one Greens. But watch out. #Revorce will beat you off next time.

Matt Goodwin eating shit

I can't believe he's doing it again!

I don't think I could ever forget him and his barrel-shaped head.

Ty, the blackpool voter who hates young people, being run out of town on his bike by Zack Polanski

Sad Sir Keir beside a graph pointing down that says Oops!

Keir Starmer covered in sick in back of a car.

Sir Keir spotted being sick all down himself after Labour lose Gorton and Denton by-election.

Me looking sad.

Greens won. Feel like pure shit.

Who remembers the Jamster ringtone that goes "HEY GIRL, YOU BETTER CHECK YO TEXT!"? I like to shout that at people who walk about looking at their phones and expect you to get out of their way.

Imagine if they just scrapped the internet and people weren't on here all day raging about things they've invented in their minds.

Sir Keir in the kitchen, berating staff

Giving feedback to the Hungry Horse kitchen staff (the big momma's hot dawg was not prepared to his precise specifications).

Psychedelic poster: Rivers of Gunge Enoch Powell.

Enoch Powell covered in gunge while I look on, happy

Enoch Powell on Andy Churnwell's Gunge-O-Rama, 1994. This is from the notorious Rivers of Gunge segment. He actually banged his head on bottom of the tank, which was famously shallow. But fair play to him. He didn't sue or complain at all.

What have they DONE to this country?! We had 50/50, Get Your Own Back, ZZZap! - gunge, chaos, proper telly!

IT’S NOT THE 90s ANY MORE AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE.

I just want my country back. I HATE MY LIFE!

The Labour Party: Only Labour will protect women and girls.

The Green Party:

I've actually seen Stephen Pollard naked before. And I'm going to have to hold my hands up and confess that it was one of the most erotic experiences I've ever had.

Zack polanski holding a bald man hostage in The Getaway.

I used a super computer to predict what life will be like if @zackpolanski.bsky.social becomes PM.

An actual picture of Sir Keir looking sad in front of some vote labour signs.

Sir Keir: If you don't vote Labour I'm going to drive my car really fast into a wall.

The croque monsieur is just a woke and foreign rip off of the classic British Mr Crock. 🇬🇧

THE PRINCE ANDREW COMMEMORATIVE COIN👑🪙

If you vote for the Green Party I swear to God I'm going to shit my pants.

Rupert Lowe posing in his sexy uk briefs.

Your dad has this poster up in his new flat.

Rupert Lowe

Troll face

The image shows a screenshot of a WhatsApp-style chat conversation on a dark background. On the right (green messages), the sender says: “I’m not commenting on other people’s posts about any of this.” “I’ve taken down my post within minutes of it going up and apologised.” “Thank you for clarifying Ben. Have a good day.” (13:05) Later, a short reply: “No.” (13:09) On the left (grey messages), the other person responds: “You have damaged me Basil” “I’ve had people texting me asking why I would have done that.” They ask Basil to post a public clarification under a post by “Wolf,” suggesting wording along the lines of: “This is not correct. I have spoken to @benhabib6 and I am satisfied he did not ask for a return of his donation.” “Doing this makes you an honest broker” (13:08) After Basil replies “No.”, the final message says: “That is not good Basil” (13:12) Overall, the tone shows one person insisting on a public corrective statement to repair their reputation, while the other person refuses and sets a boundary.

Say what you will about the far-right, but I've got to say that they're provided us all with endless amusement in 2026 so far, and it's only February. "YOU HAVE DAMAGED ME, BASIL!"

I believe @zackpolanski.bsky.social wants to break into my Yaris while I'm sleeping and put drugs in my bum. That's why he must be stopped.