Andy Churnwell

Imagine, if you will, a man whose wife has left him for his views.

Green Party say 'Hannah Spencer won't be silenced' after Manchester violence Hannah Spencer, Gorton and Denton's newly-elected MP, was ushered into a police car amid the unfolding chaos

The reason the middle-class media has not reported Hannah Spencer being attacked by right-wing transphobes is that it needs to preserve the nice, coffeee-round-the-kitchen-table, middle-class view of transphobia, not the thuggish fascist reality.

You might not agree with his policies, but you cannot deny that he has charisma. That's why he continues to be such an important figure on the world stage.

The real reason Keir Starmer wanted to ban all ninja swords was that now there will be no stopping his devastating sai attacks.

Jay Jay the jet plane with the text changed to Yum Yum Wes Streeting

He shits out transphobic chemtrails as he glides through the sky.

Graham Linehan is the Messi of destroying his life. He's the Maradona of losing his mind. He's the Pele of having a massive fat head full of rage. He's the Ronaldo of being obsessed with trans people.

Linehan's reflection in a laptop.

POV: you are a divorced former comedy writer living in Rob Schneider's basement and the sissy porn has just finished.

When's I Lost My Musical Because I Can't Stop Tweeting About Trans People Day?

Naked man sunbathing on balcony

I am the face of modern Britain . My ancestry goes back centuries 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Superdrug ad featuring me having my foundation applied

I am the face of modern Britain. Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!🇬🇧

Sebastian Payne and his mad haircut.

Payne with his fringe pulled back.

Like the mysteries of the pyramids, people have often contemplated The Sebastian Payne Bonce Conundrum. Now, with the aid of a super computer, we can definitively know the truth.

Obviously, yes.

You might not agree with his policies, but you cannot deny that he has charisma. That's why he continues to be such an important figure on the world stage.

Imagine, if you will, a man whose wife has left him for his views.

Eve Fartlow: I'M READY TO GO TO WAR.

Me when the millennial barista in Costa Coffee hasn't prepared my fat white to my precise specifications.

Sloppy's favourite Toilet Bowl, a toilet full of food.

Oh my GOD, you guys, I finally did it. I went down to Sloppy's - yeah, that Sloppy's - and ordered the legendary Toilet Bowl. And let me just say? This is what freedom tastes like. 🇺🇸

YouTube guy who looks like a chill Andrew Tate: how to easily meditate all the time

Andrew Tate cultivated inner peace and self-compassion and his hair grew back.

I have a lot of compassion for right-wing people. It must be absolute hell to have to pretend to like terrible music and artists who haven't produced anything good in over twenty years simply because they share your reactionary world view.

Me presenting the Hungry Horse chef with the coveted Andy Churnwell Medal of Excellence after he's microwaved my flamin' bad boy burger.

Tell you what. Toby Young, The Chodemeister himself, is going to need SOOO much free speech when the authorities investigate the extent of his relationships with Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffery Epstein. I can only assume the Free Speech Union is a cash cow for the impending court case.

When an American is outraged that cafes in Europe don't stock their beloved corn syrup-based creamer.

EXCLUSIVE: Sam Mendes releases new press shots of Harris Dickinson (as John Lennon) and Paul Mescal (as Paul McCartney) in upcoming Beatles film.

Two of the Pigeon Detectives with their weirdly misshapen heads.

Who remembers before woke when British lads looked like this? No more.

Me, Ty, Warnock against a Union Flag. The text says Pounded At The Pumps!

Help me, Sir Keir!

Wrestlers: the top (the pumps) is sitting on the middle's (me getting pounded) head while the bottom (the pumps) is doing a headstand.

The Green Party won the by-election and now I'm being #PoundedAtThePumps!

Oh, I'm about to hit the roof (of my Yaris)!

The One Show stays ON during sex

That SNL Tourette's sketch makes Matt Forde's Spitting Image look like golden era Simpsons.