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The Fake Chris Butler

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Idk bacteria are cool or something. He/him

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No major changes to the Brackets this time, but we've been working on clarifying some of the ~*vibes~* around each Bracket, including adding "safe turns" and delineating expectations for decks, win conditions, and gameplay.

We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.

21.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 779    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 35

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

13.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 26947    πŸ” 6573    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 224

they do not want to β€œsolve crime” they want to punish cities for being liberal and they are succeeding at their goal

17.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1900    πŸ” 516    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7

This guy is a goat

05.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pride month NL has awoken

03.06.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...

20.05.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4401    πŸ” 5011    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 448

Fuck Verizon, never using them ever. Hope their ceo gets cancer

19.05.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does D&T mean? A friend sent me this, I like it, but came figure out the context for that. Thanks friend

12.05.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
19.02.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11359    πŸ” 2734    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 26

Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.

Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.

02.02.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 60116    πŸ” 10813    πŸ’¬ 3816    πŸ“Œ 592
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muskolini

02.02.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Forget killing the president of the united states, someone needs to kill the entire cabinet.

03.02.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Post-Luigi, the "Extremist" Threat is You Read the NYPD’s Luigi Mangione report the media wouldn’t publish in full

Here's a new Luigi Mangione document the media wouldn't publish in full:

26.12.2024 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2421    πŸ” 645    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 56

Ben Shapiro reading a post saying that health insurance CEOs should have to survive off the worst healthcare they offer in the middle of "threatening" and "celebratory" posts was a choice...

Why is that a threat Ben? Hmmmmmm?

10.12.2024 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book

06.12.2024 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5556    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 22

bouncing on it in a god honoring way

05.12.2024 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Over a photograph of a serene sunset, multiple characters are superimposed with various levels of opacity. In the far background, over the last bits of sunshine, a box of Buzz Blasts, the classic cereal from 2002, is just barely visible. The mountain dew old man, Mr Mini Wheat, and Cap'n Crunch are all faded, as if water almost completely evaporated from a pond that was once a childhood comfort but now is just a few fleshy tendrils of marginals. In front of them is the character Crash Bandicoot, in a low poly png, supposed to evoke nostalgia in those who played his game, I never did so I'm assuming. I'm front of all this, in bubblegum font, are the lines from the Slowdive song Andalucia, "You'll cry for all of us."

Over a photograph of a serene sunset, multiple characters are superimposed with various levels of opacity. In the far background, over the last bits of sunshine, a box of Buzz Blasts, the classic cereal from 2002, is just barely visible. The mountain dew old man, Mr Mini Wheat, and Cap'n Crunch are all faded, as if water almost completely evaporated from a pond that was once a childhood comfort but now is just a few fleshy tendrils of marginals. In front of them is the character Crash Bandicoot, in a low poly png, supposed to evoke nostalgia in those who played his game, I never did so I'm assuming. I'm front of all this, in bubblegum font, are the lines from the Slowdive song Andalucia, "You'll cry for all of us."

Cried 3 times making this, came to me on a dream. Someone get him a mango crying out loud

06.12.2024 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're so good

05.12.2024 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who up, jorkin it? And by it, heh, I mean two English muffins as part of this complete breakfast

21.11.2024 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

21.11.2024 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 61220    πŸ” 13220    πŸ’¬ 947    πŸ“Œ 1130

Me thinking while texting a girl: "how can I mention being 3 ibuprofen deep in Nutty Putty cave?"

20.11.2024 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1 in 8 N.Y.C. Public School
Students Was Homeless Last Year
A record 146,000 students did not have permanent housing, state data shows, as the city dealt with an ongoing housing crisis and an influx of migrants.

1 in 8 N.Y.C. Public School Students Was Homeless Last Year A record 146,000 students did not have permanent housing, state data shows, as the city dealt with an ongoing housing crisis and an influx of migrants.

This might sound harsh but I think the people writing NYT headlines should be beaten to death. Why are you making this a migrant problem you fucking racist worm!

18.11.2024 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 773    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 10

We can just call them tweets, tbh, since old Twitter is gone and stuff. This skeet nonsense is way too reddit and I can't say I blame northernlion for being turned off by it

17.11.2024 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Elphaba and Galinda from Wicked during the β€œPopular” song

Elphaba and Galinda from Wicked during the β€œPopular” song

cromulent! you’re gonna be croOOmUlent!

16.11.2024 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi this came up on my feed just wanted to say it looks like a photo that should be in the Luve-Ear

17.11.2024 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I first started watching the podcast, I was like, "oh this guy has an interesting name, sounds like he'd be a lovely barkeep in some Tolkien-esque adventure."

17.11.2024 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"the first sip of broth is the lightest but the last sip carries the nutrition" - ancient proverb i just made up

16.11.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 808    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

Me, being high: sometimes I feel like I want to eat colours

Skittles scientist: YES

15.11.2024 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4808    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 10

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