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Opinion | The Ancient Greek Who Profiled Trump Theophrastus’ ‘The Braggart,’ ‘The Flatterer’ and ‘The Bore’ come to life in today’s White House.

So good.
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Elon Musk's $1 trillion pay day gets more ridiculous the more you look into it (upd.) Tesla is engaging in an all-out assault, exploiting employees and attacking shareholders to encourage retaining a bad CEO and giving him $1T.

I imagine you have already read it, but for others, Electrek's Jameson Dow has written an excellent article / breakdown about the Musk / Tesla pay package. Truly a must read. (side note. one of my posts is linked in the piece.)

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Elon Musk is implying wealthy individuals and corporations will happily share their great wealth. Let's start with the world's richest man. Let's start tomorrow...

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wut...

What?

Why did the robots all have humans walking along side?

Why do the robots all have humans walking along side?

No LiDAR bump...

Happens at religious revivals all the time...

Swooning from joy?

Yeah, I did a refresh. Still, with Musk's BS 202M followers, one whould think....

Only 39,280 viewers waiting. Seems low...

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gold like this is why I nitter the old place

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Tank sales to the libs

post ai vid with Xi in what looks like winnie the pooh outfit.

profit?

h/t @bradmunchen.bsky.social

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Blind Item

"Everyone thinks the celebrity CEO has a dozen kids, but there are at least nine more people that are beneficiaries of a trust he uses for that purpose."

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Elon puppetshow, but who holds the strings?

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Breakingviews - Elon Musk’s mathiness strays further from reality Elon Musk says he is “pathologically optimistic,” a generous description of his routinely erroneous outlooks. Tesla’s boss has promised everything from armadas of autonomous taxis to rapidly overtaking Toyota Motor’s production levels. More prosaically, he has been too sunny about the timeline to produce cheap, long-range or bigger electric cars. Now he says humanoid robots could make the company

Reuters calls shenanigans on musk

www.reuters.com/breakingview...

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Elon Musk's Message to Tesla Shareholders

Again...

tell us more about how afd isn't so extreme

Fritz Leiber (@gray_mouser_) on Threads

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cc @passthebeano.bsky.social cause this reply gif made me lol

The Imperial TechnoWizard of Telsa...

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Gosh that’s bad, where would a high tech company find another rich sociopath

Tesla, Inc. Litigation, Intellectual Property, Attorneys, SEC Filings, and Other Public Records Tesla, Inc. litigation, intellectual property, attorneys, sec filings, and other public records.

Lawsuits secured: Tesla has achieved 420 lawsuits and counting in 2024. The year isn't even halfway over yet. It's the most the company has ever been sued per day on average.

See www.plainsite.org/profiles/tes....

so say we all

Tesla Cybertruck's Gigawiper Is Again in the Spotlight As Wiper Motors Fail Repeatedly The Cybertruck owners report that the gigawiper motors are failing repeatedly, which might force Tesla to issue a recall rather soon

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www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-c...