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420 Oil Secured!

It's the Venezuelans. I knew it. This is going to be fun.

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BREAKING: Hearing reports of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela. Source with family on the ground says people advising each other to shelter in place.

truly infuriating. in a just world, countries would rally against the lawlessness of the united states.

There is zero historical evidence for such a world. AI runs on energy, btw, and there are precisely zero free sources of energy.

I was a little busy with personal "me" stuff today (hair stylist, massage, mani pedi). Did I miss anything important in the markets? I notice Tesla closed down. tia

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The Separation: Inside the Unraveling U.S.-Ukraine Partnership As President Trump sought a peace deal and Vladimir V. Putin sought victory, factions in the White House and Pentagon bled the Ukrainian war effort.

"Beforehand, according to an American official present, Mr. Hegseth dabbed his nose with powder from a small compact. 'Look commanding,' he told one aide. The handshake with the Ukrainian might be shown on Fox; the president might be watching." (Gift link)

Silver overtakes Nvidia to become the second largest asset in the world by market cap.

Got a stocking stuffer...

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Opinion | The Ancient Greek Who Profiled Trump Theophrastus’ ‘The Braggart,’ ‘The Flatterer’ and ‘The Bore’ come to life in today’s White House.

So good.
www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...

Elon Musk's $1 trillion pay day gets more ridiculous the more you look into it (upd.) Tesla is engaging in an all-out assault, exploiting employees and attacking shareholders to encourage retaining a bad CEO and giving him $1T.

I imagine you have already read it, but for others, Electrek's Jameson Dow has written an excellent article / breakdown about the Musk / Tesla pay package. Truly a must read. (side note. one of my posts is linked in the piece.)

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h/t @jamesondow.bsky.social

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Elon Musk is implying wealthy individuals and corporations will happily share their great wealth. Let's start with the world's richest man. Let's start tomorrow...

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wut...

What?

Why did the robots all have humans walking along side?

Why do the robots all have humans walking along side?

No LiDAR bump...

Happens at religious revivals all the time...

Swooning from joy?

Yeah, I did a refresh. Still, with Musk's BS 202M followers, one whould think....

Only 39,280 viewers waiting. Seems low...

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gold like this is why I nitter the old place

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Tank sales to the libs

post ai vid with Xi in what looks like winnie the pooh outfit.

profit?

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Blind Item

"Everyone thinks the celebrity CEO has a dozen kids, but there are at least nine more people that are beneficiaries of a trust he uses for that purpose."

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www.crazydaysandnights.net/2024/06/blin...

Elon puppetshow, but who holds the strings?

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Breakingviews - Elon Musk’s mathiness strays further from reality Elon Musk says he is “pathologically optimistic,” a generous description of his routinely erroneous outlooks. Tesla’s boss has promised everything from armadas of autonomous taxis to rapidly overtaking Toyota Motor’s production levels. More prosaically, he has been too sunny about the timeline to produce cheap, long-range or bigger electric cars. Now he says humanoid robots could make the company

Reuters calls shenanigans on musk

www.reuters.com/breakingview...

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Elon Musk's Message to Tesla Shareholders