photograph of Asian temple silhouette against sunset sky. Overlaid is large translucent image of Ayatollah Khamenei wearing glasses and dark beret. White cursive text upper left reads "Have sex." White text lower right reads "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY."
RIP Ayatollah Khamenei you would have loved Bluesky
01.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 1493 🔁 209 💬 22 📌 22We’d be better off if the Iranians turned Tampa into a hole in the ground. At least then we wouldn’t have CentCom leading this horseshit
28.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Reconstruction 2 is gonna be a hell of a ride. I can’t wait for the American version of the Nuremberg trials.
Hegseth rotting in the Bakersfield desert awaiting trial would be *chef’s kiss*
Meme showing thinking cap guy (dropsite news) with the text bubble reading “this fucking sucks actually” pointing at a hotdog riding a skateboard with a backwards hat, the literal coolest thing ever. The hot dog on a skateboard represents the foreign policy views outlined for the candidate, Kat Abughazaleh
28.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
To my knowledge this man has never actually made a good movie and has fielded a truly large, wide-ranging and credible number of creep allegations. And yet! www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
27.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 389 🔁 55 💬 20 📌 9Shit we got that for free growing up in WI. Now I have to pay a fail-son Ellison for the privilege?
27.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
After 20 years of being high regularly (chronic leukemia), I’ve actually found reading while high can be amazing. But only if you take lots of notes. So many notes.
In other words, yes, you are totally correct!
Forget the SOTU - there’s an even bigger box of piss to pay attention to
25.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Break them all!
24.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"Go back? No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!"
- Hobbits for Kluwe
Haha, that’s my go-to!
23.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
This both fits and stings a little
I love this. I just wish I hadn't spent so much time building a case for "why I must buy all the SCTV DVD boxed sets" to my wife, like 3 weeks ago.
23.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gonna put some wheels in motion, because we’re coming for you!
23.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah. We didn’t have this problem on the Vengabus! I TOLD you not to get on the hockey bandwagon!
23.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We’re like a rat infestation. Some of us are cute, but most Matt’s are just dragging their diseased testicles across the internet.
23.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Screenshot from Strip Law featuring Mayor George Wallace recoiling from Vegas Santa saying “give daddy a bowl of your teeth”
Strip Law is COOKING
23.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I missed the hockey bandwagon and got on the Vengabus by mistake
22.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My Goodwill’s media shelf is basically DVD copies of God’s Not Dead 1 - 3 and Lone Survivor. I look forward to not buying this one either.
21.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I never understand why companies take a combative turn with these engagements?
As a customer, my job is to get you the evidence and write an explanatory narrative to make your job easier.
Tough auditor? I don’t care. You’re my best friend and I’m going to win you over!
I’m screaming “all tens!” At my phone like a very normal person
20.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every high profile anti trans critic has an origin story that goes "years ago someone asked me to respect trans people and instead I chose to go insane"
19.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 2650 🔁 705 💬 25 📌 7I’ll stick to Parliaments, the official cigarette of William Pitt the Younger. We sure as shit aren’t a Palmerston house.
18.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How could you commit such a crime
17.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just found a picture from my frosted tips and shiny bowling shirt era. Puuuure class.
16.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sick part of me revels in watching candidates who (mainly out of hubris) jump in the race and flame out.
The kind of men Hunter S. Thompson could eviscerate in a few sentences.
episiotomy by crystal shrek - now that’s a classy last act.
14.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can happily blow through a gallon of skim milk a day. It’s just SO GOOD.
14.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s ok, you didn’t insult UW’s Babcock ice cream or New Glarus beer. You should probably avoid Kenosha for a bit though
14.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You getting buried with that thing? Cremated with a crystal Shrek poking out the top of your urn, watching over your ashes?
14.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
