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Jasmine Crockett concedes to James Talarico this morning: “With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominee. I'm committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect Democrats up and down the ballot." #TxSen

wait… WHAT

I was, conservatively speaking, 1 billion of those views

somehow this war keeps getting stupider

Okay this may be the funniest effort yet

*TRUMP: I THINK IRAN MAY HAVE ATTACKED FIRST

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — U.S. military says three service members have been killed and five seriously wounded in the Iran operation.

really remarkable that we’re going to see exactly how low a POTUS approval rating can really go

this is true, though if you’re a sports person you don’t notice nearly as much - my feed would probably be wayyyy too much politics without sports

I need to know who this “A list TV actor” is

it’s driving me insane

this is negligent homicide, at best.

every officer involved should be identified and prosecuted.

and there is no point in electing/supporting any politician who fails to make this sort of accountability a central part of their agenda.

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

felt the same way until the account doubled down on being completely correct about their take despite having never seen the show and only had it described to them by someone else lol

sure, jan

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Given all the discourse today about Bluesky vs. X... seems like good timing for @lastweektonight.com's latest video on just how bad X has become...

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Farmer, 86, Rejects $15 Million Offer to Sell His Land to Data Center Developers: ‘Not Interested in Destroying My Farms’ Mervin Raudabaugh, an 86-year-old Pennsylvania man, is making headlines for turning down an offer of more than $15 million to sell his farmland to data center developers. He sold development rights to...

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The restaurant this woman owns - The Knot Burger Pub - is 20 mins from me. Guess I know where I’ll be grabbing lunch tomorrow and tipping generously… 💁🏼‍♀️

Eric Dane Dead at 53 Eric Dane has died at the age of 53, following a battle with ALS, TMZ has learned.

Actor Eric Dane has died at 53, TMZ reports

From the Packers on Assistant head coach/special teams coordinator Rich Bisaccia stepping down after four seasons:

the answer is Wisconsin over everrrrybody

except of course, I would be correct 😏

this is giving vibes of me owning ESPN magazine and just making every issue about how the hype is never real about the Bears/Lions/Vikings

the only Mormon social media personality I’ve ever heard of was that Ruby lady that tortured and abused her own kids while running a mommy blog/vlog so…

Damian Lillard returns to an NBA court for the first time IN NEARLY A YEAR and wins the 3-point contest ‼️

He is now the third three-time winner of the contest in NBA history, after Larry Bird and Craig Hodges.

another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood

the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated

fun fact - the prison boots in Face/Off were actually recycled from the Mario Bros movie in the early 90s, they were part of the Goombas costume

I don’t think I’ve ever been angrier reading anything on the show. Something about seeing this really got to me, it’s shown how many people are misinformed and, worse still, how many more are willing to emphatically agree and endorse nonsensical misinformation. A moment of shame for all involved.

omg Parker I had the same exact thought “why am I Michael Jackson in your Shrek movie?!”