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starting my morning with my two favorite things - #packers football and shopping 🤩

I know it won’t be in Green Bay (but hey a girl can dream 😍) but even so boyyyy do I hope Micah gets PAIDDDDDD - worth every single cent.

is it football season yet?

gonna be hilarious when it’s revealed to be a 26 y/o hair dresser from Florida who also does ~readings~ on instagram

I imagine EU & Canada will do this (if they don’t already) but a functioning US govt would require every bit of media containing AI-generated shit to be labeled accordingly, including on social media.

if y’all thought the Kardashians and Instagram was bad for the mental health of teenage girls… 🫩

Dying to know if there was so much as one (1) single lawyer involved in the creation of the Tea app

this is remarkable when you consider his administration runs the justice department - THEY can tell you if the book/letter/etc exists or not, dipshit. But that’s not really the point, is it… of course it exists - these guys just gotta play victim at all costs.

A meme image featuring a man lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen tube, looking unimpressed. Above the image, text reads: “You’re a sick person if you’re celebrating Hulk Hogan’s death.”

All of bluesky

god i love having a normal qb so much

The @wsj.com this summer

Lmaoooo the WSJ publishing this after Trump told Murdoch to stop or he was gonna sue and even sent JD to Montana or whatever is killing me.

All I'm saying is they must have the most concrete proof in history that some loud shit went down because they do not give a FUCK right now

The AI problem will get much, much worse before it gets better.

And not in a “the robots will kill us all” sorta way but a “everyone will become much stupider and the ignorance will kill us like it’s the 1800s” sorta way.

TWELVE DOLLARS FOR 4 STRIPS OF BACON?!?!

The Green Bay Packers report to Training Camp today! Football is back! We made it!

Social Media Algorithms (I will die on this hill)

no thanks don’t need nazi hamburgers - can’t wait for this to fail

have any dems in Congress called for hearings or threatened to drag Noem in to answer for effectively leaving those little girls and many others to die? this is “heckuva job brownie” territory if I’ve ever seen it

not sure what it says about me but I live for ‘bitch eatin crackers’ energy

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.

It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.

I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

5 million pools sold at Walmart, Target, Amazon and more recalled after multiple kids drown Millions of above-ground pools are being recalled after at least nine children have drowned in them, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

5 million pools sold at Walmart, Target, Amazon and more recalled after multiple kids drown #usnews

DO
NOT
PLATFORM
NAZIS.

You do not write feature length psychological portraits about them

You do not publish their op-eds as "colorful" commentary

You do not debate them, especially on camera.

DO
NOT
PLATFORM
NAZIS.

This is the only jubilee I want on my timeline

Also, even if they don’t, they will all be irrelevant in 5-7 years which is the real victory.

Minneapolis DFL convention endorses democratic socialist Omar Fateh for mayor over Jacob Frey Incumbent Frey’s campaign said he’ll appeal Fateh’s Saturday victory in the party’s mayoral endorsement.

The Democratic Party convention in Minneapolis endorsed Omar Fateh, the state senator and democratic socialist challenger to Mayor Jacob Frey: www.startribune.com/can-minneapo...

thank youuuu… switched up from the blonde for a bit - still kinda a shock in the mirror but I like it!! 🤗

I hope the powers that be at the WSJ aren’t credulous enough to not expect this reaction & in so doing keep one in the chamber. I’d be SHOCKED if this is the extent of the scoop & more doesn’t drop - not in an attempt to get to Trump per se, but if only to prove their own credibility on the subject.

Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.

Exclusive | Jeffrey Epstein’s Friends Sent Him Bawdy Letters for a 50th Birthday Album. One Was From Donald Trump. The leather-bound book was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell. The president says the letter ‘is a fake thing.’

Here’s your free link to the Trump/ Epstein story www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

what on earth is up with the comments on this? like, okay maybe we’re ignoring the salience of an O-line but wtf is the rest of this outrage??? 🤣🤣🤣