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ok Coop and Tae worth it but everyone else got away with robbery

this made me cackle all the way through

so we’ve targeted a girls elementary school and a water purification plant and it’s been a week

front view of Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen restaurant at DC Wharf

screenshot of tickets for the NCAA March Madness Elite Eight game in DC

screenshot of tickets for a live taping of The Dollop podcast in DC

very excited for my DC trip at the end of this month, nice little weekend lineup planned 🤩🙌🎉

other suggestions/recommendations welcome…

A black and white palm ski with her face and a cup of whipped cream tongue sticking out

A pomsky looking rather thoughtful

A pomsky very enthusiastic about her pup cup

The story of Pan’s first pup cup in 3 panels.

(A whole pup cup is too much for her tiny tummy so Pixel and Z got the rest and then a little extra)

omggggg she is so cute and my 2 y/o pomsky walter says hi

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

> @benstiller.redhour.com

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

this post and replies 🤌💋

this is the way

yup, it’s clear the way Trump is talking he thought Iran would go the same way which is laughable if it weren’t so tragic

he still thinks he’s gonna plug in a puppet leader in Iran, no different than Venezuela - complete clown show.

It’s crazy to see our govt launch a war as if it’s a special ops mission - NONE of the knock-on effects were considered… economic? travel? civilian risk?

I know the US govt never cares about effects on the target but we used to at least care about ourselves - this admin was too inept even for that.

Jasmine Crockett concedes to James Talarico this morning: “With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominee. I'm committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect Democrats up and down the ballot." #TxSen

wait… WHAT

I was, conservatively speaking, 1 billion of those views

somehow this war keeps getting stupider

Okay this may be the funniest effort yet

*TRUMP: I THINK IRAN MAY HAVE ATTACKED FIRST

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — U.S. military says three service members have been killed and five seriously wounded in the Iran operation.

really remarkable that we’re going to see exactly how low a POTUS approval rating can really go

this is true, though if you’re a sports person you don’t notice nearly as much - my feed would probably be wayyyy too much politics without sports

I need to know who this “A list TV actor” is

it’s driving me insane

this is negligent homicide, at best.

every officer involved should be identified and prosecuted.

and there is no point in electing/supporting any politician who fails to make this sort of accountability a central part of their agenda.

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

felt the same way until the account doubled down on being completely correct about their take despite having never seen the show and only had it described to them by someone else lol

sure, jan

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Farmer, 86, Rejects $15 Million Offer to Sell His Land to Data Center Developers: ‘Not Interested in Destroying My Farms’ Mervin Raudabaugh, an 86-year-old Pennsylvania man, is making headlines for turning down an offer of more than $15 million to sell his farmland to data center developers. He sold development rights to...

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