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Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.
Please, PLEASE, be loud about this topic, Android being open is what makes it useful, you own your phone and you should be able to install apps from wherever you wish to, don't let Google tell you what's allowed on the device you payed for!
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03.03.2026 16:30 โ
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This was resolved btw folks! The support team did get back to me a few hours afterwards and the verification worked again after a bit of time on mobile.
Apparently it is a known issue that hasn't been resolved yet fully. Good Lord. How fun ๐ฎโ๐จ
04.03.2026 21:41 โ
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Not teruteru.. I am so sorry Adrienne๐๐๐๐
04.03.2026 21:39 โ
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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreaderโs commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencerโs eybrows raise slightly]
โฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโs face. The intervieweeโs name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment weโre joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โDubai Is Brilliantโ.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencerโs expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโs previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which areโฆ?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
โI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
[Ends]
04.03.2026 11:14 โ
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[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]
Every ad now
13.11.2025 17:38 โ
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In light of Sim saying that he said Orr dealt drugs based on seeing a mystery photo from a mystery person, I think itโs important to reflag this.
If this is an uncharitable interpretation, the mayor is free to provide more details of how he ended up seeing such a photo and believing it.
03.03.2026 22:41 โ
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Every time there's news about him I get the urge to go to city hall with a bunch of tomatoes in tow ๐ฎโ๐จ he's such an embarrassment!
04.03.2026 07:57 โ
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edelgard from Fire Emblem Three Houses
a new drawing of edelgard!? in 2026!! more likely than you think! (i love she)
04.03.2026 03:28 โ
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OH MY GOODNESS KIMBERLY YESYEYSYEYEYSYYEYSYEYS!! I missed this (Feb was a wild month) but I'm sooo excited to dig into it now. Always love your comics ๐ณ๐ซถ was literally flipping through thunder and lightning a few days ago!
04.03.2026 01:22 โ
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BUT LOVE IS ALWAYS SELFISH, a dark sapphic comic with high school drama & vampire thrills is out!
Queen bee Annalyn Park has the school in her thrall, so why does this social butterfly stick to her dour roommate Maxine?
๐ฉธ kmbrlei.itch.io/but-love-is-...
07.02.2026 15:35 โ
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btw I am not speaking about educators. they have plenty of responsibility already! i am critiquing social norms and parenting trends though
03.03.2026 22:12 โ
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what if we simply taught internet safety to children without undermining their own intelligence and independence! what then!
03.03.2026 22:11 โ
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I will always shit on the idea that we must parent the entire internet in the name of "protecting the children"
03.03.2026 22:05 โ
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psa if this happens to you, I am so sorry. I've emailed bsky support. We'll see where this goes! hopefully this doesn't happen to more people because what the heck is anyone supposed to do with a verification system that doesn't work??
@bsky.app
03.03.2026 22:03 โ
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this is so stupid. I'm literally almost 30 and I live in Canada. what the actual fuck
03.03.2026 22:01 โ
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HM I am now having problems accessing my other accounts thanks to bsky's really janky age assurance verification. It glitches out before I can even input any information and now I cannot access my other account whatsoever!!
Just telling y'all this is a thing that can happen apparently uh oh
03.03.2026 22:01 โ
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One of the crimes of AI has been the destruction of the beautiful "my nephew made this logo for me on his computer!" energy from all the hyper-local plumbers and taco shops. AI slop on white work vans is a crime against humanity.
03.03.2026 18:02 โ
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listen i love ao3 as much as the next guy but ive seen people quit fic writing over the past few years because people comment and engage with authors way less, and then everyone still freaks out when ao3 goes down- if a fic is irreplaceable to u, let the author know!
03.03.2026 15:04 โ
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Genice you're a champ! Loveee this composition. Rip wolfwood he's dead to me ๐๐
03.03.2026 21:25 โ
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i buried him
03.03.2026 20:07 โ
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Centaur kiss โฅ๏ธ
03.03.2026 20:47 โ
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SO CUTE CAM!!! yessssss Edelgard is such a cute shortie ๐ณ
03.03.2026 21:24 โ
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Edelgard unbuttons her cloak after a battle while byleth tilts her head up by the chin
joining my brave oomfs to post some three houses fanart in the year 2026 heheheh #fe3h
03.03.2026 20:45 โ
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Update 4, 3/3/2026: After intense backlash, Media Do issued a statement that they do not plan to use AI in Seven Seas' production process. Fan reaction on social media is mixed, but their voices have undoubtedly been heard.
See our article for a detailed writeup.
www.danmeinews.com/2026/03/01/j...
03.03.2026 05:07 โ
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YESSS this is literally how GD goes actually! Yours watching two animals go at each other's throats while you go save the world ๐ it is the most narratively satisfying arc but I loooove the character-focused narrative of the other two routes tbh. Claude is too flawless in comparison
03.03.2026 19:40 โ
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its fun looking back on old art! i honestly struggle with drawing cartoonier now funnily enough ;-;;
03.03.2026 19:18 โ
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An illustration of Fire Emblem: Three Houses. In the foreground are the young versions of Edelgard, Dimitri, and Claude. In the background are projections of their older selves after the timeskip
if you remember my fe3h art you deserve a seniors discount. here's an oldie I am still fond of! โค๏ธ๐๐
(from 2020)
03.03.2026 19:17 โ
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Love how you can instantly recruit sylvain if you're playing the f!player character. Oh sylvain ๐
03.03.2026 08:18 โ
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